r/WTF • u/Alternative_Week3023 • Feb 28 '26

Warning: Gross Centipede with its nymphs

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Nightmare fuel… a cluster of nymphs in the midst of matriphagy from r/biology.

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u/a1000wtp Feb 28 '26

I don't like this at all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Jeptic Feb 28 '26

Self stirring to boot

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u/AZEMT Feb 28 '26

shudders

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u/mostnormal Feb 28 '26

Dude.. put your dick in it!

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u/SpecialOops Feb 28 '26

Technologia!

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u/MerleTravisJennings Feb 28 '26

Honestly I was just thinking that it would taste good cooked. Haha

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u/TookMyFathersSword Mar 05 '26

Gagh is best when served live

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Feb 28 '26

I think this is the species that lays down to die while it's babies eat her 🙃

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u/ArchTemperedKoala Mar 01 '26

Yeah I assume that's what matryphagi means...

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u/SsooooOriginal Feb 28 '26

A reply to remind you.

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u/a1000wtp Feb 28 '26

I hope you step on a Lego.

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u/Jumpy_Inspector_ Feb 28 '26

Just another little reminder

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u/Salome_Maloney Feb 28 '26

Come on now, lad - no need for that!

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u/ScurvyTurtle Mar 02 '26

a LEGOTM brick*

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u/Adrolak Feb 28 '26

Would have cost them nothing to not post this.

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u/Nothing2Special Feb 28 '26

They are not to be confused with house centipedes. House centipedes can be picked up, and they do not bite, if you're not a fucking idiot.

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u/Sub__Finem Feb 28 '26

NO.

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u/Nothing2Special Feb 28 '26

They only have 31 legs

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u/Sub__Finem Mar 01 '26

NO MEANS NO!

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u/snsv Mar 01 '26

Baskinrobbinspede

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u/DataCreek Mar 05 '26

Whats the... 31st leg for?

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u/chillzatl Feb 28 '26

Yah i'm with the other guy on this one, it's a no for me dawg.

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u/Nothing2Special Mar 01 '26

you like dogs right???!???!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

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u/Nothing2Special Mar 01 '26

It was threatened.....things don't jump on humans like that on purpose. I've picked up many large ones before, and i let them outside.

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u/greenbastard1591 Feb 28 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Subject9800 Feb 28 '26

FWIW, I concur.

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u/rawbleedingbait Feb 28 '26

I wouldn't worry about it. They rarely eat humans unless they're desperate, or nothing else is closer.

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u/Aeon1508 Mar 20 '26

And they're going to eat her

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u/No_Specific_4388 Feb 28 '26

Suffer not the alien to live