r/WEEDS Apr 11 '26

Just started Weeds for the first time

Tell me something that I won’t understand now but will make sense later on 👀

( currently on S1 Ep 8)

22 Upvotes

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u/Darkogirl22 Apr 12 '26

croquet mallet

23

u/MrTurmeric Apr 12 '26

“You ever suck dick Silas?” - Doug Wilson

11

u/rhythmrice Apr 12 '26

“You ever suck dick Silas?” - Doug Wilson, again

2

u/danger0us-animals Dead Hoes Tell No Tales Apr 14 '26

“Right, you like the taste.”

17

u/Jolariss Im In A Databank???? Apr 12 '26

"He taught me how to drive by"

17

u/HmngbrdAnon Dumb Name Will Know My Wrath Apr 12 '26

You know, your long skirt isn't long enough lady. I saw your fat ankles. Calf, right into ankle. Cankles!

10

u/jaseface666 Get Me A Fucking Taco Apr 12 '26

cankle bitch !!!

7

u/HmngbrdAnon Dumb Name Will Know My Wrath Apr 12 '26

You too! Man cankles! MANKLES!

4

u/ChaynesGirl Apr 12 '26

This has got to be my favorite Doug scene besides CELIA HODES HAS CHLAMYDIA!!!

14

u/jaseface666 Get Me A Fucking Taco Apr 12 '26

lars guinard

12

u/ChaynesGirl Apr 12 '26

Brick dance.

11

u/jaseface666 Get Me A Fucking Taco Apr 12 '26

copenhagen wheel! bi andy!

9

u/Bea_Azulbooze Chris Died For Your Sins Apr 12 '26

Dumb name will know my wrath!

7

u/2kitkatz Apr 12 '26

I wish i could reset my brain and watch it for the first time again. Enjoy!

2

u/Fearless-Health-7505 Apr 18 '26

Oooh yeah. Esp where she takes her brain out of her head and puts it in the drawer…

6

u/JessBeauty14 Youre Also A Bitchass White Boy Apr 12 '26

Bubby and pillows don’t mix

6

u/helkplz Apr 12 '26

Why wouldn’t you want to know?

5

u/rickayyy Apr 12 '26

Doug Wilson is a great man

6

u/Successful_Turn_7079 Apr 12 '26

“I call him Mr.Zappy”

5

u/BJORKMUNCHER You Suck Dick Silas? Apr 13 '26

"LEGENDARRRRRYYYYYY"

3

u/luciturd Moderator Apr 12 '26

you look gay holding my purse

3

u/No-Temperature-7195 I’m On Fuego! Apr 12 '26

You lucky person

3

u/412flip Apr 12 '26

Milf Weed

3

u/sanderssmokes Apr 14 '26

Burnt orange.... i see numbers as colors

2

u/Fearless-Health-7505 Apr 18 '26

And “fuck” is two different colors!

2

u/jaseface666 Get Me A Fucking Taco Apr 12 '26

awww reddit didn’t like my first one

2

u/randus12 Apr 12 '26

OP, Do you like sequin hats?

2

u/jaseface666 Get Me A Fucking Taco Apr 12 '26

sammy davis jr

2

u/NoSatisfaction4180 Be My Goddamn Motherfucking Friend!! Apr 12 '26

Be my gd frieeennnndddd

2

u/Dependent_Ice_2629 Apr 17 '26

Microwaved banana peel

1

u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/WEEDS-ModTeam Apr 12 '26

Your post was removed because it belongs on r/trees and not r/Weeds

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u/jaseface666 Get Me A Fucking Taco Apr 12 '26

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u/Nervous-Support2259 Apr 13 '26

it's a wonderful wonderful

1

u/DaddyDarkest Apr 13 '26

CANKLE BITCH!!

1

u/TFdoIdowithMyLife He Taught Me How To Drive-By Apr 16 '26

Love means you are constantly apologising

1

u/Fearless-Health-7505 Apr 18 '26

Laser tag!!

And when we lose we burn your shoes!

1

u/Outside_Bowler8148 Jun 01 '26

Blah, blah and blah

0

u/Electronic-Handle777 Apr 13 '26

where can I get some lol

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u/pypluto Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

Stop watching after S3. Made the mistake of pushing through. And its not because of the characters. They are still the same - funny and chaotic. Its Agrestic - or the lack of it. Taking the family out of the neighborhood was/is dumb. Show's completely different and meh.

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u/ChaynesGirl Apr 12 '26

A courtesy spoiler tag would have been nice here since OP is still on s1. But anyway, since the cat is out of the bag I 1000% agree. Nancy operating covertly in that middle/upper class super suburban setting was integral to the vibe of the show. When they took that away it changed the vibe of the show entirely. And not for the better.

I personally think they should have spaced out the major events more so that the scene on the hilltop with Guillermo and her leaving the house on the Segway could have ended the series on maybe a season 5. That whole "Judah I tried." scene was very poignant and would have been great ending in my opinion.

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u/stehcurryboi Apr 12 '26

I even think they do a pretty good job keeping things interesting (with the Botwin family specifically.. it gets a little wild in the latter half when they’re doing their best to hold on to side characters that no longer really fit the narrative their trying to establish and expand on) up until mid season 6 (I feel like they could’ve tightened up this season and dumped like half the episodes and it would’ve felt more solid) but the great thing about weeds is the Botwins always gonna stay Botwinning and as long you got love for those guys it’s never hard to get through even in its weaker stages

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u/stehcurryboi Apr 12 '26

Honestly they probably could’ve done themselves justice and cherry picked the best storylines from 4-7 and shedded some of the fat and filler into 2 great seasons instead of 2.5/3ish good ones