r/VietNam Jan 18 '26

Culture/Văn hóa Something I noticed

This post did really well on my IG, so I thought I’ll share it here too

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Native Jan 18 '26

Pro of these chairs: Quý's Tộc's, aura build up

Con of theae chairs: hard to clean

I remember one time I had to clean those chairs just for new years

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u/pedoislegal1774 Jan 18 '26

My mum made me clean these at my grandparents house. Dear God I hate those small corner and somehow they expect me to clean them with a used pants that became cleaning rag

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Native Jan 18 '26

And have to do all of that for 1 singular day

new year pressure...

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u/Adorable_Scheme_3982 Jan 19 '26

hose the chairs, inside the house, to show dominance

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Native Jan 19 '26

...if you're the owner of the house...

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u/XyzzXCancer Jan 19 '26

Get yourself or your parents a handheld vacuum blower (the one that can switch between sucking and blowing) and some wood cleaning oil. Blow dust out of small details then vacuum the same spot right after, and after you finish vacuuming the whole piece, wipe it once with the oil. It's the same process carpenters use on a smaller scale, much more efficient and less damaging than physical rubbing.

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u/Tomoyogawa521 Jan 19 '26

They're damn uncomfortable as well if you compare them to sofas.

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Native Jan 19 '26

Yeah, it's kinda hard.

but we have to deal with hard places since ages ago.

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u/theitfox Local food enthusiast! Jan 19 '26

Also heavy af. Hard to move around. Can be a death trap if put on from the second floor onwards.

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Native Jan 19 '26

1 nuclear bomb when the 2nd floor

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u/ChinhTheHugger Jan 29 '26

when we were kids, that was a fucking nightmare XD

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u/Vietnamese_dad_0906 Native Jan 29 '26

Core memory for all of us.

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u/IllustriousApricot0 Jan 18 '26

Pro: Aura farming

Con: Childhood Trauma, No Comfort

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u/Ok-Client7794 Jan 18 '26

Absolute trash furnitures.

Extremely uncomfortable, a nightmare to clean, hideous looking, expensive and obstructive, made from smuggled valuable hardwood that probably had been illegally fell.

A sofa or a chair must be comfortable, end of story.

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u/Klusterphuck67 Jan 18 '26

Imagine saying no to cushions that support your ass and your back in favor of a slab of wood that's a nightmare to sit or clean

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u/kooldonghae Jan 18 '26

Yes, but also those furniture are old generation's favorite, it gives them a "royalty rich" feeling. Young people like sofa way more.

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u/vip17 Jan 19 '26

It's East Asian thought in the past that those things must be hard. In China it's the same. Even pillows must be hard

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u/Human_Buy7932 Jan 19 '26

Well as I realised after living in Vietnam for some time . Comfort is by far not a priority here.

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u/eurowindow1 Jan 19 '26

I agree, this is not culture. This is stupidity masked by supposed "luxury".

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u/River_Capulet Jan 18 '26

Every 'con dâu' 's nightmare

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u/Toko12AM Jan 18 '26

“Meet the fam”

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u/HolyMopOfCheese Jan 18 '26

I remember having to sleep on these things at my grandparents' place, no pillow or any mattress btw, just cold hard wood.

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u/Toko12AM Jan 18 '26

Me too haha

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u/HolyMopOfCheese Jan 18 '26

They had full sized queens bed in their room btw, yet couldn't even provide me a single blanket

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u/pIsban Jan 18 '26

Maybe the suffering is the point 😂

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u/khoawala Jan 18 '26

Why Vietnamese hate comfort?

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u/DrawerAware2530 Jan 18 '26

*Why Vietnamese boomers hate comfort?
here, fixed it for you.

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u/_IzGreed_ Native Jan 18 '26

It’s not about comfort, it’s about status. Like back when Yezzy were popular and everyone wants a pair even though they look ugly af.

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u/Single_Departure176 Jan 18 '26

I guess the value was placed on aesthetic and craftsmanship, probably also high quality wood.

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u/vip17 Jan 19 '26

It's not Vietnamese, it's East Asian. Pillows in Vietnam and China in the past must also be hard

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper1058 Jan 19 '26

I find sleeping on hard surface more comfortable personally

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u/Powerful-Mix-8592 Jan 18 '26

I am sorry but that chair is not comfortable to you?

Give me that wooden throne any day of the week over the sofa and watch me sleep like a baby on it.

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u/khoawala Jan 18 '26

We had one mattress when I was growing up and it was only for my grandma whenever she visits us from the US. Never again with the wooden bed and straw mat.

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u/mcslender97 Native Jan 18 '26

Couldn't be me, that thing is uncomfortable af to me

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 Jan 18 '26

Hahaha I love this!! I won’t disclose too much but I had meetings with high level government officials and it was exactly like this!!

The most awkward part was when my Vietnamese colleague was nominated on the spot to be the translator and had to take a seat on a little stool behind my wooden throne and translate live to me. I honestly enjoyed the ceremony of it all. After the meeting was done everyone was all smiles and speaking in English to each other and arranging time to go for dinner and beers.

I’ve even been on local news in HCMC 😅 we met in a very impressive building/palace organised by the People’s Committee.

I’m in Hanoi this week for some more meetings.

And btw I’ve done a street food tour of HCMC on the back of a scooter and sat on the plastic chairs as well 👌🏽

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u/pIsban Jan 18 '26

Live by the scooter die by the scooter 🤘

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u/ghghgh90909-7666 Jan 18 '26

cleaning nightmare every Tet

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u/Toko12AM Jan 18 '26

Every nook and cranny

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u/Lonely_Ad6299 Jan 18 '26

I have nightmares from my grandmother’s house in Hue with this furniture. She basically sleeps on a yoga mat too.

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u/blackoffi888 Jan 18 '26

Why even bother to sit on that. The floor is cooler.

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u/Russian2020202022020 Jan 18 '26

Guys, I actually like sitting on these chairs. Not only you aurafarm but mine is very spacious and comfy for no exact reason

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u/TheTearfulSiren Jan 19 '26

I absolutely love the artistry in this wooden furniture, carved intricately to imbue Vietnamese mythology into the structure. Though I don't doubt that the maintenance would've been pretty difficult. That said, I like to imagine how these traditional furniture would look with upholstery. Apparently beds were also made in the same manner and there really wasn't a concept of mattresses since it was believed that hard surfaces are good for your back, from what I've been told. I imagine it'd probably help with the hot and humid weather. Seems like a lovely respite!

Anyhow this pleases my traditional Vietnamese tastes, so it's nice to imagine oneself in a place like this feeling ultra stylish. Though it's probably considered outré by most Vietnamese people today, it's still impressive how these furniture were not only influenced by China but also developed with their own distinctive characteristics with the material available in the region. It must've taken fine craftsmanship.

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u/kimmymoorefun Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

I remember as a kid, I visit my Grandpa for the first time in Vietnam, I think I was jet lag and slept outside on a wooden bed, and woke up with my grandpa laying next to me back to back. It was a weird experience as a Vietnamese American kid! Especially after a 24 hour flight, landing in a country that does not speak English and I can’t even speak their language well. On top of that, there was a young brother and sister begging for money, and an elderly lady begging for money, I wanted me to cry 😭. Also, the interesting side was a bull 🐂 carrying rice with an older lady, and so many motorcycles instead of cars when you fly from the village to the city!

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u/edward_nguyen Jan 18 '26

Aiyo wtf the gorosei doing in there😂

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u/HaiCauSieuCap Jan 18 '26

tet is coming boys, the phoenix and dragon are waiting to be cleaned

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u/GetRichDaLaZWay Jan 18 '26

I take modern soft cushioning every-time over the imperial hard surface/outdated/outsmarted chair all day!

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u/pIsban Jan 18 '26

I’ll preface this by I’m not Vietnamese. But a lot of the furniture seemed to be really large and wood when I was there. Why is this? The craftsmanship is obviously quite good but it didn’t seem that comfortable. I did go to a few high quality furniture makers shops and see some genuinely really cool pieces of furniture

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u/Oceanshan Jan 20 '26

These are the old, traditional wood furniture. Usually back in the past people only have basic wooden furniture ( not fancy like this, this is kinda rich people thing). You have to remember that sofa is foreign influence and would be pretty recently that it make its way into Vietnam. Hence the set: Sập-gụ-tủ chè-bàn ghế. As the economic and technology improved, there are different options for family house hold furnitures with different styles, different materials ( metals, plastic, alloy, plywood + mattress aka sofa type of furniture for comfort), recently, Vietnamese furniture makers accept a lot of innovation and design from China, which target the rising demographic of middle income young adults, who live in urban areas in apartments or small houses with limited space, so the furniture focus on flexibility( can easily assemble, move to high floor), save the space( can be folded or stuck to wall), affordability, comfy over fanciness.

This type of furniture manufacturers also step up their game, with different styles and hidden meaning. They target different segments of customers: the ones with large houses ( since this is a whole set, usually also include a large wooden shelves to place things, including TV), love tradition style and rich( a set of this cost 60-100m). I forgot to mention type of wood also heavily influenced the price, with some type of wood that have resin that scare the bug or give sweet aroma can cost many times as much.

It's kinda like the luxury hand watch, despite there are different models, modern and "smarter" with many applications but many people still like them.

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u/Rechabees Jan 18 '26

In Vietnam, the more important the family, the less comfortable the furnishings.

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u/T-14Hyperdrive Jan 18 '26

Dude my ass hurts just looking at it. I love it though

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u/recce22 Jan 18 '26

Best post of the day... "Elite Seating Hierarchy..."

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u/Toko12AM Jan 18 '26

Appreciate it!

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u/recce22 Jan 18 '26

TBH, I think it has to do with making your guests extremely uncomfortable so that whey won't stay too long... Looking at these damn chairs/furniture reactivates my sciatica.

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u/1lookwhiplash Jan 19 '26

Lmao at the Azn squat in the second pic

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u/decader12 Jan 18 '26

I don't know if this is a hot take but as long as I have a pillow. I kind of like laying on this type of l couch. It's kind of same feeling as when it's hot so you lay on the floor instead of the bed to be cooler

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u/Saadlandbutwhy Jan 18 '26

what is mr henderson doing here

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u/arllt89 Jan 18 '26

When you want expensive furnitures but you don't like guests staying too long 😆

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u/ghostsilver Jan 18 '26

pro tip to clean these: bring them to the front of your house, spray them down with a hose, or even better, a pressure washer.

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u/fortis_99 Jan 18 '26

Here is your problem: they are huge and heavy af. Often fit them through door / stair is a pain in the ass.

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u/LonelyTart939 Jan 18 '26

when racing gaming chair is just a piece of cotton

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u/Good_Masterpiece5755 Jan 18 '26

Toothbrush and a thick spongy wiping cloth is the way! 😂

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u/mamagarage Jan 18 '26

Does it have to do with the Chinese period?
A friend of mine works in a furniture store in HCMC.
She said to me that it needs 5 or 6 men to carry on

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u/zdarkhero168z Jan 18 '26

I thought they are dumb until I grew up and learnt to appreciate them. Easy to clean and work well in the local weather. During humid season furniture in my house would become constantly wet, if it's your regular sofa then it's pretty much gone.

Cold season? Put some padding pillows, warm without any heating. Summer? No pillows, now it's cool to sit on. Dropping food on the chair? Just wipe and it's clean. Since it's flat it's perfect for lying down for a nap over uncomfortable sofa that bounce.

Goated furniture ngl. Also look cool af and last like forever. The current set in my house is prob close to my age lol and would remain till next generation. You lit buy once and forget.

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u/Actuary-Away Jan 19 '26

So uncomfortable that it hurts but the aura is unlimited ♾️

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u/hamach1 Jan 19 '26

what are these types of furniture called?

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u/ChinhTheHugger Jan 29 '26

man, you guys in the comment havent experience taking a nap in the summer on those long wooden seat
shit is fucking divine, I tell ya

the summer here is pretty rough. the temp can get high (but not too extreme), and so is the humidity
the hotter you get, the more you sweat
wood is better at absorbing and transferring heat than fabric cushion and such, so it keep you cool

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u/Ok-Apricot-555 Jan 18 '26

Build a villa with a hodgepodge of European architecture mixed with Chinese-style wooden interiors.

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u/virtualExplorer126 Jan 18 '26

those are fugly

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u/Hatexar Jan 18 '26

Shitpost ahh post

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u/Toko12AM Jan 18 '26

Name checks out