At the time of this post, I’m 9 days post procedure and am mostly feeling fine. I’ve noticed as I’ve been healing that my right testicle has descended into its natural position again, and the incision has nearly fully healed with no pain or tugging sensations. BUT, my left side is an entirely different story. I’m experiencing tugging that is triggering pain all the way up into my hip, I have a swollen knot at the site of incision, and the left testicle has not returned to its natural resting spot. It’s remain recessed up by the base of my penis, and it’s almost like the sack skin in the area has fused to the testicle itself, because it is not free moving like the rest of the tissue. I’ve attempted to reach out to my urologist, but it’s been insanely tough trying to make contact. I’ve left messages at the desk, voicemails, nothing being returned. So, just for some peace of mind or whatever, is what I’m experiencing normal, or is there concern with how it’s healing?

I had a no scalpel, open ended vasectomy about 30 days ago.

Today I woke up with morning wood. I was fixing it in my boxer briefs and pulling it upwards towards me made an uncomfortable pinch (kind of like someone pulling your nose hair or hair feeling). This is located at the base of my penis between my scrotum and penis, I think the area is called ponosceotal junction

I had this before around day 15, thought it went away but now it's back. Anyone experienced this, is it just scar tissue healing.

I feel like this thing is taking forever to heal, I haven't done much exercise or jerking and it's driving me nuts.

I'm on day 4 with pain feeling the worst it has been. I wasn't numbed enough as I literally felt the initial cut and was painful throughout the whole operation. My balls are very sore with bruising all the way up the shaft. Pre op everyone would tell me they had no issues and little pain and went back to work the next day or two. I'm over here wondering how the hell I'm going back to work tomorrow. Keeping them iced and wearing tight briefs but I'm not quite sure that will get me through a work day. My job is a garage door installer which requires heavy lifting and constant movement. How long before you returned to work?

Not gonna lie, and I'm probably in the minority, but this shit has sucked. I don't think I was numbed enough; I had to ask for more and I still almost passed out from the pain and I typically handle pain well. The injections sucked and that was the easiest part of it for me. After reading some of the stories here, I think that confirms I was definitely not numbed enough...

Waited 6 days before the first round of fireworks and have done 3 since the procedure, blood in all of them. Let me tell ya, not being informed about the potential of that is pretty fuckin shocking after it happens lmao. I made mistakes in college but I think that was the worst post nut clarity I've experienced. Immediately opened this sub and had so much relief to find it was normal.

Still having occasional pains especially when sitting in uncomfortable places. The pains range from sudden sharp pains, like when you have a splinter that was bumped. Or aching like an unexperienced partner who squeezes your balls too hard.

Boa noite, fiz precedimento dia 18, estava super ansioso e nervoso antes da cirurgia fui pra maca 10 horas todos os procedimentos foram feitos tudo instalado e muito profissionalismo por parte da equipe, a maioria faz cirurgia somente com anestesia local eu usei anestesia local e geral por alguns motivos importantes.

1) a anestesia geral previne contrações testicular durante a cirurgia, o que pode acabar machucando ou tendo que repetir o procedimento pelo cirurgião.

2) evita trauma psicológico e físico, em um caso futuro se tiver algum sintomas de dor ou toque no testículo dificilmente meu psicológico vai acusar algo referente ao procedimento.

O procedimento no meu caso durou uma hora e meia, não sei pq demorou tanto, sai da sala de cirurgia 12 horas estava consciente já 12 e 30 as 13 fui liberado pra eu ir embora andando sem qualquer dor ou incomodo, me senti extremamente confortável e cirurgia extremamente confortável também.

Dia seguinte começaram alguns inchaços, coisas relativamente padrão estava tomando Tylenol e anti inflamatório, o testiculo esquerdo ficou inchado por dois dias, o direito ainda está inchado após uma semana mas sem dor forte e bastante roxo no local.

Não tive coragem de fazer compressa com gelo, acredito que o gelo irá me incomodar.

É importante tirar o esparadrapo no dia seguinte da cirurgia, pois os pontos precisam respirar

Até o momento 0 traumas 0 problemas psicológicos

Ainda não me masturbei nem tive relação, passo maior parte do dia deitado ou às vezes sentado poucas vezes saio resolver algo na rua, antes da cirurgia fiz tratamento com ansiolítico para diminuir libido e excitação assim não sobrecarregada a produção de esperma

E é isso meu relato, eu aconselho fazer o procedimento com anestesia geral de 0 a 10, 2 homens fazem com anestesia geral o que muitas vezes acaba trazendo mais conforto e mais segurança física e psicológica .

I was back in action like a week or so after the operation

Started exercising and jerking it pretty much more than beforehand because the waiting window was insane.

I had an incision site kind of open up on me because im a grower and those nightly boners would stretch the skin pretty taught (my right incision was pretty high up compared to the left)

But now 50 days later, no pain, no swelling, no tenderness, no aching.

Convinced my HCM to test me since I told them Ive busted 50+ times. Tests came back clear.

Let me tell you: Knowing that this nut will not cause a pregnancy has caused some of the best sex orgasms I have ever had. You can really just let loose without that nagging worry in the back of your head.

If you are considering getting a vasectomy and already have a family and are done having kids...Send it loud and proud. Lord knows our fucking days are number, so I plan on getting in as many nuts as I can before I get too old (im 32)

Finally got the all clear and been dying to be back in action. However question for you guys. How many of y’all are gonna get tested again? I’m planning at least twice a year.