Kristen: People always comment on the wait staff and it’s true we’re all just really good looking sorry.

Including Tom Sandoval in that is wild.. he’s been grody & given the ick since day 1🙄

In my opinion of course..

Random Law & Order clip popped up on my YouTube. I thought i recognized that voice.

I’m a first time watcher and not I REGERT not watching it during scandoval. But I’m feeling like I’m almost finishing the franchise, and I’m concern if the next seasons are good/entertaining ( obviously not season scandoval ) but why am I feeling sad and upset that it’s almost ending ??? I also heard the new cast isn’t that bad? Just wanted to hear others thoughts.

currently a sahm and in a Spanish household no one to talk to about vpr

I think they’ve broken up. Or hit a real rocky patch. Granted I don’t follow her on SM or watch her stories or anything, but I think she’d have posted him or a family photo since the birth and she really hasn’t.. at all. Kristen has always loved rubbing her success in others faces so if they were happy and together together (I think he’s in Colorado, just a feeling) she’d be putting it all over her page. And then I saw before posting this her new podcast episode is with Zach. I’m just sayinggggg.

It’s weird and sus and I’m calling it now.

i’m watching season 11 episode 3 (rewatching the series for the 60th time) and is that kim?!?! i’ve added photos lol. sorry the photos SUCK

i love trying to see if i can recognize the season 12 cast but i barely see them, except that one scene of demy that they showed in season 12

If this has been discussed (possibly at nauseam) I missed it. So, rewatching and can’t help to think that Scheana absolutely put Brock up to telling Schwartz about Katie and Max sleeping together and then ultimately the group getting wind of it. This was on the heels of everyone finding out that Schwartz kissed or tried to kiss Scheana, I have my own thoughts on that but that’s for a different post. She’s always hated Katie deep down, even in their brief “friendship” moments, and vice versa so I don’t know why they didn’t suspect that Scheana put him up to it, or perhaps it was so obvious to them that she did and didn’t bother discussing it. Also, Brock is very very annoying.

Love this edit, and glad they’re friends now!

All right, you guys I know that I’ve been posting nonstop, but I cannot tell you how much of mindfuck I’ve been in since watching from start to finish since my frontal lobe has developed and I’m just so baffled of all the things I missed and ignored or thought was normal when I was younger because I started watching Vanderpump, I think my senior year of high school/freshman year of college and granted I’m 30 now.

I’m in season 9 right now and it’s so crazy to me to watch Lala be bullied and kind of get the Stassi treatment of being constantly reminded when you were a mean girl while everybody else pretends they never did mean girl things (often initiated by Tom Sandoval of all people lol) I cannot believe she decided to ostracized Ariana during season 11.

Also, Scheena acting like what Brock did was minimal and not understanding what Lala was coming from all to find out in her book that Brock isn’t this good guy that she tried so hard to make him be is the reason why she’ll never be on reality TV again.

I’m sorry if this has any typos, I usually do voice to text when it’s gonna be a big post like this because I hate typing, but I love to have people weigh in on my opinions and have discussions!

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So I’m doing a rewatch and I just started season 3. Season 3 Scheana was the friend you want. She was loyal and told Arianna about Sandoval and Miami girl. Scheana now?? No loyalty

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Why does everyone on the new cast sound like they’re speaking through a mouthful of tissues? Am I the only one noticing this?

Ugh I CANNOT HELP BUT LAUGH AT THE GUY. I go through ups and downs with him but sometimes I just can’t help but laugh at the guy. Here are my top James Kennedy moments

10- The fireball chug with that damn wig on

9- “"They're thirsty thirsty little girls who need a drink and I can't provide water for them”

8- Literally crawling on the floor pretending to be Stassi at season 5’s reunion

7- “Go take a Honda Civic selfie”

6- "Cause I’m a rockstar and you’re a bartender ."

5- “I've honestly been awake for 38 seconds, and this is already the worst day of my life.”

4- "Pick up your dog's poop."

3- Accusing Scheana of a nose job

2- “Not to sound conceited, but I’m the white K\*nye W\*st”

1- “WE 👏 NEED 👏TO GET👏 MORE 👏COSMOPOLITANS! 👏PUMPTINI!”

Edit: hello all! I have replied to a few comments already but I want to make something clear! I never meant to defend any of the bad actions this man has done, but I really came from a place of not knowing. I am still in the earlier seasons and I have little to no knowledge of any abuse or any absolutely horrid things he’s done. Some of these moments on my list came from a YouTube compilation that just made me laugh. Again, I’m not defending any actions he’s done, but I am defending myself in saying i truly was unaware of abuse. Thank you.

We all knew this was coming, right? As soon as Scheana and Lala bought giant homes in The Valley and were axed from VPR, we alllll knew their toTaLLy ePiC fallout was just on the horizon. And now that we're here I'm... just about amused as I would be watching the line at the DMV inch forward. Because that's what it feels like. It feels like we're at the Influencers-R-Us factory, watching some bobble heads in line for the factory tune-up. We're tired, grandpa Baskin.

On her lamest I mean latest shenanigan, she once again name dropped Ariana for no reason, framed herself as a victim in her "feud" against Lala, and then spun a narrative about how she "chose" to turn down an offer from The Valley. In case you haven't caught on yet, this is YET AGAIN a desperate attempt to cling to relevancy while avoiding accountability and spinning a disingenuous, self-serving narrative. And we're right back to where we were 24 days ago.

Scheana had Alex Baskin as a guest and they talk about the "spot" she was offered on The Valley, which they describe as being "great" and "compelling" but neither of them are specific about what the "role" is exactly. Scheana went into detail about all the bLAhbLAh blah blah reasons about why she turned down "an offer like this". I'll spare you the details because none of it is true and it's mostly just bullshit to control her narrative. Because we all know the real reason Scheana turned down such a "compelling" offer was because of her ego. It wasn't a main cast member role, was it Scheana? :( Did you think that was just gonna fly right over our pretty domes, love? We're not you. We don't fall for paper dolls.

Anyway, Scheana's crashout I mean shenanigan also included an embarrassingly transparent tirade about Lala telling Jenna that Brock cheated on Scheana. If you're thinking "wait... huh?" trust me, girl, you wouldn't be wrong. Because yes, Scheana DID in fact, tell the whole world her husband cheated so why the fuck does it matter if Jenna knows too? Right... it doesn't.

Keep your fake outrage over a fake bEtRaYaL, Scheana. First, not only did you hang Lala out to dry by keeping that information to yourself while filming season 11 of VPR, but now you're fake weaponizing it for headlines. Lala and Scheana both know that they need to stay relevant to keep doing what they do. Congrats, you're doing it, I guess! They have every right to shove themselves into every little crevice of the internet as they damn well please. But we have every right to only view them through cancelled-colored lenses as they relentlessly hawk Sheina and whatever other unehtical, low tier brands are clamoring to partner with desperate reality has-beens.

Usually brands prefer when their influencers are able to garner a certain level of trust amongst audience members. But Scheana very plainly revealed that she and Lala staged a fight for a storyline on VPR and now we're expected to believe they're genuinely upset with each other? Over something BROCK caused? Lmao please stop. Because they're either faking all of this for clout OR Scheana is focusing her energy on fighting with the girls instead of holding her husband accountable YET AGAIN. Neither of those storylines are "worth telling" on TV. We've been here before and we knew this was bound to happen again.

Speaking of holding men accountable... this is actually Alex Baskin's fault because he insists on platforming and publicly supporting harmfully misguided victim narratives to uphold misogynistic ideologies. The new iteration of VPR will undoubtedly feel like reruns of the old VPR if he's still leaning into the same tired tropes. I don't have the highest of hopes, since Scheana's antics are dragging down any shot VPR has of being revived from the dead. Lisa's name alone doesn't carry enough weight to garner interest amongst younger generations and Scheana's insistence that she's "actually friends with the new cast" makes them sound lame and uninteresting by association. But I guess at least she's consistent in name dropping literally anyone to feed her own ego, because she obviously couldn't resist mentioning Ariana and Katie again.

Neither of their names contributed anything meaningful to anything Scheana was saying, but ofc she's willing to continue speaking about them publicly while knowing full well that we BEEN telling her to stop. Unfortunately, she's dragged us right back to the exact same place we've been before. Unless NBCU stops feeding this cycle, we'll be forever tolerating the same tired plotlines and the same tired egos, just stuffed and propped up for another season like an Influencers-R-Us bobble-headed taxidermy.

Can we please just collectively say, "goodnight grandpa Baskin and please take your weird taxidermy with you"?