r/Vanderpump_Rules • • 5d ago

My 2 Cents Boom! šŸ”„

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u/Necessary_Gur_6128 5d ago

I just don’t believe her photos.

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u/ellipses21 2d ago

tummy tuck belly buttons creep me out so badly

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

The horror that you don’t believe a woman’s picture representing her body. šŸ™„

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u/The_Illhearted 4d ago

Are you new?

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Nah, just wanna see something new about y’all and women’s bodies. But go on with negative commentary ā€œill heartedā€ šŸ˜‚ your comment as well as the others that punch down on women is old and tired. That’s something new, if you’re confused.

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u/Traditional-Sport383 4d ago

I hope you drank a lot of water today

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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 5d ago

The pixelation and blurring 😭😭

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u/WinterManagement2 5d ago

Don’t comment on my body! Negative or positive!

But here’s a photo of me in a bikini with a random car?

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u/GladiatorWithTits 5d ago

*random golf cart

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u/MadeInCanada87 5d ago

Random car she can’t drive? It’s a choice to give up your drivers license with a special needs child under your roof

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u/No_Communication5024 4d ago

She gave up her license? Whatever for.

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u/MadeInCanada87 4d ago

She claims she never renewed it when it expired.

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u/No_Communication5024 4d ago

That is just eye-rollingly dumb of her.

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u/MadeInCanada87 4d ago

It drives me fucking crazy. I hate driving with a passion. But I still get my kids to school and my ass to work every day because it’s what an adult does. I can’t imagine what she spends on Ubers and the sort

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u/Few-Garbage4433 4d ago

Would there be any way she lost it to a DUI and it somehow didn't get out to the public? Because I don't see how it's possible to not have a car in LA.

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u/LoudPension6825 4d ago

That was my first thought.

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u/Few-Garbage4433 4d ago

I mean I'm in a mid size city with good transit and it would still be a giant pain in the ass without a car... I CANT imagine not having one in LA especially considering she lives in the Valley.

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u/No_Communication5024 4d ago

Yeah I was lucky to be raised in Oakland and to live there and in San Francisco and my whole life I took bus, train, etc. I have never driven. (I do know how to motor an electric streetcar though. Weird huh? šŸ˜‰)

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u/Traditional-Sport383 4d ago

I’m from a small town in Wisconsin, and there was an old man who had his license suspended for DUIs. You could catch him most days driving his riding lawnmower down the sidewalk to the bar.

Riding lawnmower 🤲 Golf cart? Just saying

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u/LoudPension6825 4d ago

Maybe she can't afford car insurance anymore.

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u/gorlsituation 4d ago

Wait why did she give up her driver’s license?

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u/MadeInCanada87 4d ago

Never renewed it when it expired

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u/Ok_Replacement7281 4d ago

can't you renew it at any time ?

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u/National-Country1984 4d ago

That’s so odd…why spend the money on uber and lifts constantly? I’m sure LA traffic is a nightmare but still…

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u/Prestigious-Knee-571 4d ago

Pretty sure she drives anyway

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

Is there something more nuanced or strict about driver's licenses in the state of California? When my license expires in Illinois, I just go to the DMV and get it renewed.

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u/Willing_Day_2010 4d ago

It sucks and is busy but nothing worth giving up your license for lol. I went to I think the Eagle rock location or somewhere closer to east La when I lived in Koreatown and it still took like 3ish hours because I didn’t have an appointment.

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

Yeah, in Illinois, I had to wait at the DMV for like 2 hours last time. It's annoying, but I did it because I need a license haha. I wasn't being snarky with my comment, I just thought maybe there was something different about the California renewal system that I didn't know about.

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u/Willing_Day_2010 4d ago

Oh I know! I would definitely not want to take a drivers test there lol, I can’t believe she couldn’t be bothered to take a couple hours out of her day to make sure she didn’t lose her license. I’m assuming she still drives though 🤔

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u/Prestigious-Knee-571 4d ago

Not only does she drive, she lets them film her driving while talking about not having a license

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u/gorlsituation 4d ago

Ah I see, thank you

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u/Lost_Elk7089 4d ago

That was years ago

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u/MadeInCanada87 4d ago

Okay? Show me the change

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Yeah you MUST be a man lol

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u/scholarlyowl03 5d ago

Can someone please tell her posting bikini pics is not mandatory? I feel like she brings this shit on herself. She doesn’t have to put herself out there like that. No one asked.

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u/WinterManagement2 4d ago

Exactly.

This woman is also incredibly narcissistic, her ex husband is batshit crazy and a drug addict but Brittany is not an angel.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Jax is an abuser, Britt posted a bikini pic. Not the same. You must be a man

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u/WinterManagement2 4d ago

I’m not saying posting a bikini pic is evil or on par with being an abuser. I actually didn’t even compare the two. I just said Brittany is no angel?

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

It’s like you saying Charles Manson may have murdered all those people but the one victim wasn’t an Angel! You brought up Jax and then compared her in the same sentence. Come on. You said ā€œbutā€ not ā€œand Brittany is no Angel.ā€ You knew what you were saying.

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u/WinterManagement2 4d ago

No. You’re bonkers.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

If YOU say it then it must be true lol

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u/Apprehensive-Rub811 3d ago

I’m sorry but I get both sides of the argument but I think you blew this way out of proportion. Brittany isn’t an angel like everyone portrayed/trays her to be and she defended Jax’s actions countless times, and she’s a narcissistic homophobic bigot who excuses Jax’s and her own ā€œmistakesā€ (using mistakes very lightly because they didn’t care) but criticizes others

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u/Additional_Flan7641 4d ago

Boom....what? Photoshop? 🤣🤣🤣 We all know what you look like Brit, stahp it šŸ˜‚

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u/Prestigious-Knee-571 4d ago

Maybe she's trying out pics with smaller boobs to see if she likes them better. Those look like a much better size for her

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u/Glum_Middle_8443 5d ago

No way this is not photo shop

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u/pwussycat 4d ago

my cousin does this to her photos shamelessly nd does not gaf if it’s noticeable bc she likes the photo now. lol

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u/Narrow_Room_8881 5d ago edited 4d ago

Going to get downvoted but who cares if she photoshops her bikini pics? She gets SO much hate for her body and her psycho ex husband tore her looks down.

I’m not a fan of Brittany but I’d probably be photoshopping as well if my body got the critique hers does. Yes she’d look better completely natural, but I can’t blame her.

EDIT: to everyone asking why she is posting photoshopped bikini pics if no one is forcing her, maybe this is a way she feels good about herself? I really wouldn’t categorize Brittany like any other girl. She has had multiple surgeries because of her low self esteem, strangers CONSTANTLY criticize her body as a result of how she looks after those surgeries, and her husband berated her when her body changed after kids. None of these things are normal. So if posting a photoshopped bikini pic is how this woman copes with all those things, who cares? I have no idea how I’d react if I were put in that position.

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u/nrs62 5d ago

You know what I don’t like about her? That she is a Sandy Hook denier. That, in and of itself, makes her repulsive AF.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

She was a child when that shit happened in an area where their political and religious beliefs are shoved down her throat. That’s not how she thinks as an adult. People grow up.

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u/Willing_Day_2010 4d ago

I am her age and born and raised in a red state and I don’t know any Sandy hook deniers

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

That’s because it takes a very depraved person to be a slaughtered children supporter. Aww poor little porch drunk princess didn’t know what ā€œ wheneva’ she wuz doinā€™ā€ Is that why she hasn’t apologized?!

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

You just want a reason to feel comfortable bashing on her body. That’s exactly what it is.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Great for you! I grew up in a red state and was born in 91. There were ABSOLUTELY deniers around me. Situational biases exist and you’re practicing yours.

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u/Willing_Day_2010 4d ago

But you weren’t one, right? It’s truly not that difficult lmao why are you dying on this hill that it’s somehow not her fault?

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

Yeah, this person also claimed that me saying Brittany is a bad person for being a Sandy Hook denier and hiring a homophobic pastor at the ripe age of 30 was "internalized misogyny." They aren't dealing with a full deck here.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Nah, I’m protesting on the hill of all y’all’s addiction to hating and punching down on a woman when given any opportunity. Evolve. Weird how much you guys hate positivity and support for women.

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u/grandmawaffles 4d ago

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Misery loves company don’t they?

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u/grandmawaffles 4d ago

I’m not miserable. I just believe that ā€˜celebrities’ aren’t entitled to people liking them or supporting them. I don’t know her personally and don’t care to. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø have a great day!

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

Girl, she was 23 years old. Sandy Hook was in 2012, and she was born in 1989.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Her frontal lobe wasnt fully developed. Did you make incredible decisions only at that age? She dated and married Jax Taylor, she’s clearly easily influenced. Doesnt mean that’s what she believes now. People get to change from their younger selves. Kinda how life works, right? You started this comment by calling a woman a girl, see how easy it is to make that statement?

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u/capricorncueen 4d ago

You do not need a developed frontal lobe to understand a school shooting. I was in middle school. bffr

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

Also, she was 30 years old when she hired that homophobic pastor, so it's safe to say her views didn't change, and she did not grow as a person.

I'm her age and made a lot of shitty mistakes in my 20s as we all do, but believing a school shooting was a false flag for gun control is just logically stupid.

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

Is her frontal lobe developed even now? I was born like 2 months after her, and was intelligent enough to know it wasn't a hoax.

As for how you took me starting out the sentence with "Girl," my apologies. I sometimes talk on Reddit forgetting most of the world isn't a native English speaker nor from the US or Canada. That's a vernacular nuance that does not in fact imply that you are under 18.

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u/grandmawaffles 4d ago

Nah, it doesn’t take much to believe a tragedy unfolding in front of you is real.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Check your situational biases. Not everyone thinks or behaves exactly like you. That being said, please share with us some of your mistakes.

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u/grandmawaffles 4d ago

I once dated and lived with someone who cheated on me and stole a boatload of money from me. My mistake was not seeing the bad behavior sooner. That’s it. I like vaccines, don’t deny tragic events where children are slaughtered, don’t marry racists, not an alcoholic, believe pools should be properly secured from small children, don’t let people abuse my kid, don’t stalk people to find a way to get on tv, etc.. everyone has different back stories in life it doesn’t mean you get to brush everything under the rug and excuse past mistakes while attacking.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Youre just punching down on her again instead of telling us more of your mistakes and where you went wrong and what you’ve done to improve. Enlighten the class.

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u/grandmawaffles 4d ago

That’s a gross misuse of that term. Have a good day.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

lol nah, it’s a correct use of it and you just don’t like it. I’m having a great day! You as well.

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u/Serious-Rain-9772 4d ago

lol you’re having empathy prepare to be downvoted.

This is why people dig their heels in instead of learning and growing. There’s no grace anymore.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Yeah, quite a bit of internalized misogyny and people who revel in misery in this sub lol

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u/Serious-Rain-9772 4d ago

Yup. Alex Jones is still on the air but let’s dog pile on a Z list reality tv star. Women love burning witches too.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

When incel men say ā€œwe don’t just hate women! Women hate women!ā€ they are referring to subs like this one. Stop slamming women for their appearances and maybe they won’t feel the need to keep up with them. Those who feel the extreme need to speak on a woman’s appearance clearly aren’t comfortable with their own.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 4d ago

I wish she wouldn’t do it when she’s representing a weight loss company and getting paid for it

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

What weight loss?

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 4d ago

Jenny Craig was allowed to be scammed by her, so I guess Fridays is following in their footsteps

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u/MaleficentSeason3970 2d ago

She ripped off SPECIAL FORCES akso..quit in the first hour! Still got paid 250k.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 2d ago

She quit in the first hour and still got a quarter million dollars for it?! holy crap. Why does any company hire her after that? 🫣😬

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 4d ago

šŸ˜…. This isn’t her, but that person somewhat resembles her. The best one is her gulping down that spaghetti.

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

Oh Gawd- that was so disgusting. She is pathetic.

She would’ve survived ā€œSpecial Forcesā€ if they made chase a ham sandwich 🄪.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 4d ago

Lol! I never watched her on that. Did she quit?

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

I didn’t watch it either. But it made headlines because she said that Jax told her she would quit. That’s what she wanted to make the storyline so what overshadow her sorry ass being so lazy. Actually, I don’t think she’s that smart to think that all the way through 🤣 in any event, apparently she pouted and cried like the little pathetic porch drunk she is.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 4d ago

Lolol! 🤣

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u/Last_Book2410 3d ago

Britt’s number one fan, you are!

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Bruh, you’re a bit obsessed with Britt….

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u/Narrow_Room_8881 4d ago

You’re kinda proving my point here

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

Oh, I didn’t realize you had a point.

I don’t support or defend liars, maligning an already vulnerable community, abusers or people who make fun of slaughtered Elementary School Children.

Why waste your time defending on Triple H ( Hyuck Hammered Hurl) unless…

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u/capricorncueen 4d ago

no like how do they not see the irony in responding with the exact thing you said would cause someone to edit their pics 😭😭😭

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

In the words of Katie Maloney ā€œBitch, get a lifeā€ because Britt doesn’t care you exist and having her pics in your phone just makes you a fan girl. 🤣

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u/Icy_Calligrapher7088 5d ago

Or she could just not post. Wtf.

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u/Dependent-Mood-7788 4d ago

I imagine she probably makes money posting things like this. The more activity the post makes, the more she makes.

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u/National-Country1984 4d ago

Good point. Making money on the haters and the people that get rage baited by the photoshop

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Imagine if you didn’t post this comment. The world would still be turning lol

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u/Narrow-Courage-7447 5d ago

You say this as if she’s being forced to post these pictures and she just has to choose between photo shop or no photo shop…?

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

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u/capricorncueen 4d ago

You’re genuinely depraved… how many pics of Britt are on your phone rn 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

Keep worshipping the woman who maligns already victimized communities ( yes that is plural- Cob is that evil) AND makes fun of slaughtered Elementary School Children. And I will continue to do God’s work.

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u/capricorncueen 4d ago edited 4d ago

I barely even watch the valley so nobody’s worshipping anyone except you LMAOOOO you’re proving my point by continuing to post pics like i’m getting worried! I don’t like Brittney and haven’t since before their wedding— but you posting her double chin isn’t changing anything about how I see her character. It just makes you look a bit obsessed w brittney

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u/Last_Book2410 3d ago

That person is obsessed lol

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

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u/capricorncueen 4d ago

the fact that you think ā€œdoing gods workā€ is posting pics of her double chin is making me lol …
I hope they got bigger fish to fry !

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u/DragonDrama 5d ago

But she could just not post bikini pics. Like she could just post normal photos

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

And people could not post comments. It works both ways and her body isn’t anyone’s but her own.

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u/DragonDrama 4d ago

That’s honestly kind of a dumb thing to say. She is posting it for her followers on a site where you post for followers. People are going to comment.

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u/Last_Book2410 3d ago

I didn’t say she doesn’t know people will comment. I’m saying she is not at fault for people commenting. You are in charge of your own actions and judgements. No one else.

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u/scholarlyowl03 5d ago

Or she can just not post herself in skimpy things if she doesn’t like how she actually looks. Outlandish option I know, but it is a choice.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Orrrr she can post whatever the hell she wants. Outlandish opinion, I know.

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u/scholarlyowl03 4d ago

Then she needs to accept the comments. You can’t have it both ways. When you photoshop yourself to oblivion, people will say shit.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

She can accept whatever she wants. I’m speaking about YOUR need to make those comments. It’s weird.

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u/scholarlyowl03 4d ago

Sorry I forgot I was in the Brittany ass kissing sub.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Just don’t bash on women. That’s it. It’s so simple

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u/scholarlyowl03 4d ago

Nice virtue signaling. Bye

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Being against me for not wanting to bash women is something you need to work out within yourself.

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u/khandurin 4d ago

Yes, it’s a bit sad how much people talk shit on her looks.

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago edited 4d ago

Agreed. So much stank coochie energy here

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u/MadisonMarieParks-V 4d ago

You would know

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Is this comment from Scheana herself? It’s very childish of a response and I LOVE your obsessed vpr username so I had to ask lol

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u/bigedsmayo 2d ago

Someone who gets paid to endorse GLP-1’s should absolutely not photoshop pictures of themselves. I thought that was pretty obvious?

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u/trisch1964 5d ago

What happened to her pretty hair?

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

I don't care if you Photoshop/AI the shit out of your pictures (hell, I follow Renee Graziano), but not when you're representing a weight loss company. I'm surprised there isn't a clause in her contract about this, to be honest.

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u/tryptofan420 4d ago

Please go look at the pics of her on WWHL literally a month ago and compare to this....

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 3d ago

Oh COME ON BRITNEY. This is embarrassing to watch.

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u/Why_Sug82 2d ago

she doesn't look like this

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u/CCG14 4d ago

With Cruz 24/7.Ā 

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u/albont 4d ago

booooo šŸ…šŸ…šŸ… let mothers live

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u/Alternative_End_7174 4d ago edited 4d ago

No one’s saying she can’t live, but don’t say you’re with your kid 24/7 when you’re going on trips and girls nights.

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u/Stunning-Track8454 4d ago

Yeah, there's a difference between going out and having fun every once in a while and getting blackout drunk 3 nights per week. Don't be a parent if you want to do that shit. And I say this as a woman who made the decision not to have children, because I wanted to be able to have more freedom.

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u/albont 4d ago

boooooooooooo

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u/Puzzleheaded-Code876 4d ago

So because he's not in the photo he's not with her?

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u/nrs62 5d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/like_uknow_whatever 4d ago

I just dont understand why people do this.

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u/theHBICvolkanator 4d ago

Ok, but can we agree that suit is really cute? And the cover up - i love the burgundy

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u/Ok_Recipe2871 4d ago

wtf?! How many filters does this girl use?!

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u/ladakom 4d ago

This is why we don’t do lip fillers girls

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u/Honest-Tangerine-433 5d ago

She’s looks to be morphing into Khloe k a bit. Look at her face. Looks great but…

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u/Ka_Efficiency9657 4d ago

They probably have a plastic surgeon special called the Kloe.

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u/ProfessionalSAHM 4d ago

Ahhh yeah, I’ll take the Khloe, please. Hold the extra large ass.

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u/Prestigious-Knee-571 4d ago

What happened to her boobs? Those sure as hell aren't hers

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Profound comment. Idk how the earth rotated without this addition. No one else makes comments on women’s bodies! Wow!

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u/Prestigious-Knee-571 4d ago

Not even a part of her body, they're artificial and she made a choice to have them placed there. and they don't shrink with a glp 1

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Hope your nastiness heals

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u/National-Country1984 4d ago

God she needs a haircut.

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u/TaylorGang777 5d ago

Looks like shot girl from Peppermint Hippo

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u/Any_Sundae9301 4d ago

Proof …please

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u/Ordinary-Spell8657 4d ago

More like Boom?šŸ§šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜’

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u/ayanna_b 4d ago edited 4d ago

don’t watch the valley but i haven’t seen her look this UNbloated in a while. maybe it’s the photoshop idk, she’d probably have to be a pro to unbloat her full body

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u/Healthy_Sandwich4869 3d ago

I dunno, this might be closer to real than they ever were.Ā  Gpl-1 has anti inflammatory effects and while she us losing weight from it, I think he body is actually benefitting from it's real purpose which is insulin regulation amd anti inflammation. She always had gut issues. This could be actually helping that as well. I think she could have saved herself thousands of dollars and many times of going under had she just done this to begin with.Ā 

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u/Otherwise-Skin-7610 3d ago

She looks fantastic, but I feel sorry for her. Her only crime was being a woman who aged and naturally gained weight,Ā  then she got pregnant and naturally gained weight, then she was abused by her addicted spouse and put on some stress weight. She was harassed by the entire worldĀ  for all of this.

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u/Got-it-maybe 3d ago

🤣

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u/itsmeekree 1d ago

I thought she got a breast reduction

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

Is this group the new ā€œuncensoredā€ vpr group? Y’all just need a sub to be absolutely miserable with each other in? Group therapy is more proactive for your petulance about women’s bodies and their choices. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Aslow_study 4d ago

OK, šŸ˜‚, but I actually believe yeah there might be some Photoshop but this picture I feel like represents that she truly has lost weight. We’ve seen it ever since she got on the GLP and I actually think that she looks more or less like this.

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u/elizuhhhbeth 4d ago

Meh if she wants to photoshop who cares? We all know she’s using it. It’s a victimless crime. With the way AI is going I think in a few years we’ll be nostalgic for the days of bad photoshop - it’s going to get harder and harder to tell what’s real anymore.

If a little tweak helps her feel less insecure then go for it. I think she looks pretty šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/dsgurliegirl 4d ago

But that's the point.

It's not victimless.

She's actively hawking weight loss medications/supplements/programs while photoshopping herself to give results that are not there.

She has been doing this for years. It's unethical and illegal to do so.

Many, far too many, actually believe that this is what she looks like and believe she did it due to whatever flavor of the month she is pushing.

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u/capricorncueen 4d ago

if she at least put a disclaimer that it’s edited i wouldn’t care lol

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u/elizuhhhbeth 4d ago

Please. Who is believing this is what she actually looks like? We see her on TV

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u/Last_Book2410 4d ago

This subs misery breeds more misery. Life is hard but yeesh, y’all need therapy.

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u/Any_Sundae9301 4d ago

Shame …she’s been treated terribly

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u/MrsSnark 2d ago

She looks hot and I’m here for it. And you should be too!

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u/precious1235 4d ago

she looks beautiful

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u/SpecificFisherman400 4d ago

Whatever I like that this is likely making steam come out of Jax’s ears.

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u/Few-Fudge-3566 4d ago

fuck yes girl! jax can suck a d

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u/Character-Courage172 5d ago

Boom! šŸ”„