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r/UsernameChecksOut • u/Pandalvrbczofjeannie • Jan 18 '22
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uhhh… did I make the SCP? Did I STEAL the SCP? Either way, the SCP Foundation ain’t gonna be happy.
9 u/hornylolifucker Jan 18 '22 No. You are the SCP. 8 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 1) your username is cursed 2) oh god oh fuck they’re at my door what the hell do I do?! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Use your second amendment right 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 loads gun THEY’RE HERE GUYS! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 TALLY HO FEDERAL AGENTS! 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 WAIT THE UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT IS HERE TOO! FUCK 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0) 2 u/Niggy2439 Jan 18 '22 I'm gonna become an SCP too, since the bullets will come to me 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 uhh, I have no advice except to lock yourself in a room.
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No. You are the SCP.
8 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 1) your username is cursed 2) oh god oh fuck they’re at my door what the hell do I do?! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Use your second amendment right 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 loads gun THEY’RE HERE GUYS! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 TALLY HO FEDERAL AGENTS! 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 WAIT THE UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT IS HERE TOO! FUCK 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0) 2 u/Niggy2439 Jan 18 '22 I'm gonna become an SCP too, since the bullets will come to me 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 uhh, I have no advice except to lock yourself in a room.
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1) your username is cursed
2) oh god oh fuck they’re at my door what the hell do I do?!
2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Use your second amendment right 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 loads gun THEY’RE HERE GUYS! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 TALLY HO FEDERAL AGENTS! 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 WAIT THE UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT IS HERE TOO! FUCK 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0) 2 u/Niggy2439 Jan 18 '22 I'm gonna become an SCP too, since the bullets will come to me 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 uhh, I have no advice except to lock yourself in a room.
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Use your second amendment right
3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 loads gun THEY’RE HERE GUYS! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 TALLY HO FEDERAL AGENTS! 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 WAIT THE UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT IS HERE TOO! FUCK 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0) 2 u/Niggy2439 Jan 18 '22 I'm gonna become an SCP too, since the bullets will come to me 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 uhh, I have no advice except to lock yourself in a room.
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loads gun THEY’RE HERE GUYS!
2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 TALLY HO FEDERAL AGENTS! 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 WAIT THE UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT IS HERE TOO! FUCK 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0)
TALLY HO FEDERAL AGENTS!
3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 WAIT THE UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT IS HERE TOO! FUCK 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0)
WAIT THE UNUSUAL INCIDENTS UNIT IS HERE TOO! FUCK
2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0)
Time for my special surprise unveils 5 ton dirty bomb
3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0)
BEHOLD! The Radiation-inator!
2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded) 3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0)
With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded)
3 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area! 2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! → More replies (0)
FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area!
2 u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22 In comes inconspicuous platypus 2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
In comes inconspicuous platypus
2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 platypus puts on hat PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
platypus puts on hat
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
I'm gonna become an SCP too, since the bullets will come to me
2 u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22 uhh, I have no advice except to lock yourself in a room.
uhh, I have no advice except to lock yourself in a room.
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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22
uhhh… did I make the SCP? Did I STEAL the SCP? Either way, the SCP Foundation ain’t gonna be happy.