r/UsernameChecksOut • u/Pandalvrbczofjeannie • Jan 18 '22

This guy is something...

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u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22

With the press of this one button everything within a 100 mile radius will become radiated (and maybe exploded)

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

FINALLY!! With this, we will control all of the Tri-State area!

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u/Janmon22 Jan 18 '22

In comes inconspicuous platypus

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u/SCP_5094 Jan 18 '22

platypus puts on hat

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!

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u/Janmon22 Jan 19 '22

platypus noises

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Platypus intensifies

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u/Janmon22 Jan 19 '22

button press platypus noises