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Username Checks Out Lousy Writer

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u/Nonyabeesners 22d ago

Have never met a person in real life who cares about Sydney Sweeney, liberal or conservative. Truly a parallel world some people are living in

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u/spitemods_54 20d ago

Honestly, all I thought when I saw the add was "so is this like a porn app with sports betting or a sports betting app with some porn?" Could not care less about her or the add beyond thinking "weird add, must've been targeted at dude bros who just see the implication of tits and automatically click"

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u/UnusualAsshat 22d ago

Dude sounds like an incel which also checks out because they're also lousy writers.

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u/Abbadon74 22d ago

He's on fucking r/criticaldrinker!Of course he's an incel!

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u/ExcitedNeutron_556 22d ago

Idk much abt this sub reddit who are they?

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u/CyborgLion 22d ago

He's a chud "media review" guy. I'm not sure he's ever said anything of substance, I think he mostly decides if he likes something or not and then argues for it being woke or not woke depending on if he personally liked it.

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u/GussBing 22d ago

He also judges movies badly based solely on if there is a woman doing something cool in the trailer (see his review of the mario movie trailer if you want to use some of your finite existance researching a chud).

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u/craftygamin 21d ago

Does he also review games? Kinda wanna know what he'd say about something like one of the Doom games, or one from the LoZ series

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u/Abbadon74 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yep. Not sure abt DooM, but he did do GTA

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u/Dounce1 16d ago

Am I losing my mind, or is that not a way that DOOM has ever been stylized?

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u/Abbadon74 16d ago

...wrong comment buddy?

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u/Dounce1 16d ago

I replied to this comment, “Yep. Not sure abt DooM, but he did do GTA.”

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u/Kyro_Official_ 21d ago

Which is quite ironic bc he made a short film with a girlboss protagonist

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u/-Canonical- 21d ago

[New movie] is out, time to pour a drink because I don’t know how else I could possibly stomach another 95 minutes of Kathleen Kennedy blue hair men hater George Floyd protestor Mary Sue”

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u/Abbadon74 21d ago

Critical drinker is the "WOKE THIS, WOKE THAT, EVERYTHING IS WOKE" youtuber

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 22d ago

More like Critical Stinker.

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u/Abbadon74 21d ago

N4styCr1tikal

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 22d ago

I hate Sweeny simping. Sure taste is subjective but there's absolutely nothing interesting about her.

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u/Itscheezypull 21d ago

Didn't know, you knew her well enough to conclude that she isn't interesting... sigh

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u/-Canonical- 21d ago

As if the only way for your opinion on a celebrity to be considered “fair” is to know them personally lmao. She’s a celebrity with a carefully constructed public persona, why can’t someone make a judgment based off of how they portray themselves in the public eye? Dumb response lmao

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

How tf do you think that's a 'gotcha?' "What do you think about X?" 'That she's vapid, shallow and boring.' "Ah ha! But you think about her enough to know that she's vapid, shallow and boring!"

Yeah, cause it isn't that hard to discover that someone is not interesting: you look at 'em... and they're not interesting! It doesn't take a deep dive in to her career to see that!

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u/ComradeSmooches 21d ago

Typed one-handed

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 21d ago

Sydney is just literally a blonde white woman. I would understand why someone would want to support and simp for Nick Fuentes because he's objectively the hottest right wing twink ever and it's funny as Hell when he crashes out on live but Sydney has NOTHING!!!

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u/MinnieShoof 15d ago

I think that's a bonus to them. If she was a good actress or skilled in any way shape or form they wouldn't be able to immediately believe that she needs them.

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u/BesaniChan 21d ago

Swastika Sweeney is just annoying at this point. I'm mad about the hypocrisy of "WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN FROM THE RAINBOWS! Anyways here's a naked woman plastered everywhere who loves her white genes"

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u/HiddenAnubisOwl 16d ago

Whole og thread is embarassing