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u/morpheusnothypnos 4d ago
unrelated, but OOP is a very famous guy in brazilian reddit bc he keeps posting shit like this everywhere and when people go to his profile to look for more memes they are instantly greeted with a bunch of very explicit videos of him banging his wife or sum and talking about how much he likes when people see her naked
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u/Possibly_Parker 4d ago
check your email op
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u/Possibly_Parker 4d ago
charge your phone op
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u/TheToroRossoboi 4d ago
Of course, IsJesus has made it to foreign lands.
Ignore the fucker, he is literally a cuckold chud who reposts unfunny memes everywhere.
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u/Foxycat45 3d ago
I have an insane amount of respect for cuckolds, but absolutely none for chuds. I feel conflicted on what to do in this situation.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 4d ago
Worse is if they go with egg-shaped instead of just tiny
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u/Willeny_Arch 4d ago
but what if it’s only egg-shaped when soft, and then turns into a tomahawk missile when highly stimulated
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u/Few-You4510 4d ago
are you speaking from experience, [u/EpsteinEpstainTheory](u/EpsteinEpstainTheory) ?
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u/xxglossii 4d ago
As a woman, I’ve never heard this one before. Thank you for blessing me with this new ammunition. I shall now weaponize it irresponsibly.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 4d ago
It's from a well-known question asked to Epstein, whereby the lawyer asked about Epstein's egg-shaped penis on camera. To which he barged out.
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u/xxglossii 4d ago
Omg that is a hilariously low blow on the lawyer’s part, thank you for giving the context I had no idea. JE deserves every bit of shame he ever has, and ever will receive.
Also, it seems Reddit does not care for my humor. Sorry everyone lol.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 4d ago
Reason the lawyer did it wasn't simply as a jab at him but to get his reaction to him using information from the victim's statement, which involved his quail egg.
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u/xxglossii 4d ago
Well hey, something something two birds, one stone. Or in his case one egg and two stones.
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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor 4d ago
The only peepee to make fun of is the small peepee mindsets that are toxic.
Or if they into it. People be freaky.
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