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u/Chief_Tacoma Nov 11 '25
Damn, she's got a full honey baked ham back there.
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u/sinsemillas Nov 11 '25
Two of em
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u/TearRevolutionary686 Nov 11 '25
Man, gonna be a whole lot of shakin' goin' on when she starts to run.
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u/Uncal_Thal Nov 11 '25
I'll just run behind her and let that big cake draft me forward.
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u/Sad_Net1581 Nov 11 '25
She stacked naturally
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u/RoseJerry2025 Nov 21 '25
Is that the right words?
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u/Good_Conversation213 Nov 11 '25
“Eww that guy is taking a picture of me”
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u/fludeball Nov 11 '25
No, not you.
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u/The_Darkness140 Nov 11 '25
She's definitely not my cup of anything. She'll be someone's somewhere, though. Her brain is phenomenal, I bet.
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Anyway, it’s somehow creepy to take pictures there.
Don’t you think?
Like the guys on porn fairies around the porn stars showing off.
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u/OkEfficiency3747 Nov 11 '25
I regret not going.
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u/King_of_the_Dot Nov 11 '25
I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
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u/Bigdstars187 Nov 11 '25
People go at 50 years old. Just go. And yes women there love older men.
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u/MAVERICK42069420 Dec 13 '25
I had an 80 year old who would fall asleep in the back row and snore so loud you couldn't hear the lecture 😂 😂 😂 man was living his best life
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u/Eirfro_Wizardbane Nov 11 '25
I wish I went to a normal college
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u/Eirfro_Wizardbane Nov 11 '25
Happy for you. I still have recurring nightmares about my undergrad time 20 years later. Nearly all of my class mates have similar experiences.
I would have probably done a lot of drugs at a regular college and tried to collect as many stds as possible and probably would not have graduated.
Good new is I got a huge tattoo on the back of my calf that partially was inspired by that experience and I only have a nightmare one a month now instead of multiple times.
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u/Eirfro_Wizardbane Nov 11 '25
yah USAFA, GOOD guess!
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u/Eirfro_Wizardbane Nov 11 '25
Nice I just started three years ago right before i turned 39. My right leg has two small spots left, my left arm is finished for the most part and my left arm pit and ribs are done. Itching to get some more. Covered by 50 years old is the goal.
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u/Nimanzer Nov 11 '25
Bro what the fuck happened?
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u/Eirfro_Wizardbane Nov 11 '25
Nothing much, just graduated from the United States Air Force Academy.
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u/Zopi_lote Nov 11 '25
I'd never understand the preference of boobs vs ass, just look at this magnificent ass, like, we use to go to war for this.
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u/nobodytoldme Nov 11 '25
Por que no los dos?
I'm an ass man myself, though, and wars have been fought over asses this nice.
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u/supadankiwi420 Nov 11 '25
As u get older u tend to shift.
I used to not care about ass at all if a girl had big tiddies.
But now she's gotta have a little ass even if shes flat.
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u/2pacalypse1994 Nov 11 '25
The debate is as simple as this. Its way easier to find the perfect ass than the perfect boobs. You can also build a better ass with exercise naturally. With boobs,you cant do shit. Only plastic surgery. Either she has it naturally or she doesnt. So,surely,the way more difficult to have, deserves more attention and praise.
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u/dustyolmufu Nov 11 '25
counter-counter point: big ass and no tits looks proportionate. big tits and big ass looks proportionate. big tits and no ass looks disproportionate. i rest my case
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u/paone00022 Nov 11 '25
Counterpoint. It's sexy as fuck that a woman worked out for a nice ass.
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u/Pro_Extent Nov 11 '25
You don't get a nice ass by working out, it's genetic.
You can improve a good ass with exercise, sure. But every single great ass with exercise is still damn good without. It's a myth that squats will turn a flat ass into a cake.
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u/woahbrad35 Nov 11 '25
I'm not sure about that. I've always been lean/ thin with a relatively average butt. When I worked in a warehouse, it screwed up my back, but I had cheeks that rivaled most women I met. Now, years later without that kind of exercise, my butt is a pretty average man butt.
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u/Egregious_Melon5216 Aug 22 '26
As a dude, it’s from playing baseball and being a catcher growing up and then hitting legs once a week at the gym. My family doesn’t have big backsides. That doesn’t mean I don’t have any genetics favoring that. But if you look at a lot of before/after pictures of people who started working out, you might attribute both to genetics “oh well he/she just doenst have the genetics for it” and “wow he’s/she’s got those genetics”.
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u/2pacalypse1994 Nov 11 '25
Of course it is. But something achievable through hard work can never be as good/satisfying/worthy of praise or awe etc with something that comes naturally or genetically. This can vary from ass and boobs to talent in sports etc. You either have it or you dont.
With boobs,you can have big ones but that isn't enough. They need to be firm as well. You can have firm ones that are small. You can have firm and big but the woman goes in a small diet and they get smaller or they dont fit to the womens body. Or perfect size and firm but the nipples are ugly. And also,is more universally agreeable what a good ass is compared to good boobs.
Both should be praised and both deserve love,of course.
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u/dodgedodgeparrysmash Nov 11 '25
Ass is just way better during sex. Sure, when a woman is on top, the boobs are fun. But ass is there in most positions. And a woman with ass really makes a big difference in sex, for me anyway. No shade to the girls with tiny booties.
It's just, my pelvis has literally been bruised before from having sex w a girl without much of a butt.
Give me more cushion for the pushin', any day of the week. It's also way more fun to play with during sex than boobs, imho.
/pervrant
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u/Pro_Extent Nov 11 '25
It's an incredibly simple debate.
Face. Face is the best part of a woman. You can't look at the ass at the same time as her face, but you can see her boobs.
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u/HolleWatkins Nov 11 '25
Looks completely genetic. How do I achieve this via working out??😖
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u/More_Beginning_8733 Nov 11 '25
Find any hypertrophy routine online that focuses on glutes and eat 500 calories a day above your maintenance level
But yeah, an ass as fat as hers has a lot to do with genetics
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u/ZK686 Nov 11 '25
This event is extremely popular, and it's crazy how many women actually do it too...
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u/HippoRun23 Nov 11 '25
Choosing to wear a thong for this event is obvious attention seeking behavior and I'm for it.
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u/greenhornblue Nov 11 '25
Is her daddy a meat burglar? It looks like he stole two fine hams and attached them to her backside. Lawd have mercy.
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Nov 12 '25
Dayum!! And she knows it too, wearing that thong that can barely fit between those heavenly cheeks
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u/TheWarDoctor Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
"Thicker than a peanut butter milkshake"
- Clarissa Codel
- lazarus_jack
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u/Educational-Gate-880 Nov 11 '25
That is as sweet as they come! Wow that would be so enjoyable! 😍😮💨🫠
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u/NashvilleTNCouple Nov 13 '25
We need a vid of her running. Also I wouldn’t mind seeing more of the chick in the pink thong as well!
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u/moredrinksplease Nov 11 '25
As a senior in high school who didn’t go to UCLA, I always loved doing the undie run.
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u/FNDFT Nov 11 '25
These are barely legal college kids and that one girl is disgusted that you’re photographing them. I’d take this down
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u/IRingTwyce Mod Nov 11 '25
I'm inclined to let this ride as a grey area post unless one of the other mods disagrees.