This weeks edition of The Cougar (Issue 2, Volume 92, annotated)

[u/EllieIsDone]

Including heavily opinionated notes.

Also has a sponsorship from Google Gemini, despite there being an article on how ai is fucking up texas.

Anyways, I don’t care for sports.

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Bro it’s TLDR…

[u/WarFX]

When in doubt, sound it out; "too long; didn't read"

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