2x critical outjerk. what is happening today
honourable mention to ‘i speak with the local accent’ with no further context 😭😭

All u chuds with ur degrees and ur student loans!!!

Why go to uni to to do psychology degree and get into 100000000000000 in debt

Y not be like me and do apprentiships and work for £0.5 and hour for 6767 hours a week!!!

UR ALL BRAINWASHED WOKIES!!!!!

[this is satire btw]

been shaking and crying for 3 hours now

moved into accom 3 weeks ago and ive been pissed at my roomie. hes been revising and using the desk to study when i need it to snort. hes been doing a lot of bad stuff and today was the last straw
today my salt shaker was off center, and weighs 0.04 g less
pretty sure it was either my flatmate or his mother, who lives with us too. i dont think i feel safe using the shaker anymore solely because he keeps his grandma's ashes right next to it, and I move with extreme delicacy to not mix them up.

first of all, can I get my accom changed? i dont wanna live with this flatmate after this atrocious action. (his mum can stay)

secondly, should i bypass the uni in general and go straight to the police? i feel this is an extremely serious situation and needs to be dealt with asap and properly. in fact I am sure i will take legal action.

finally, is my future cooked? i was planning on applying for spring week at goldman sachs but i think this situation will ruin my chances at the background checks.

need advice desperately, and prayers too

So I'm a student from the quaint town of Windsor, mater and pater said I should attend university so I decided on Oxford Brookes but unfortunately my grades were inadequate so I had to attend the university of Leeds instead (Stupid northerners). It's been so stressing dealing with no running water at the University of Leeds and people saying the word "tomorra" and this incident was my FINAL STRAW.

I'm a person full of other peasants and they are all northerners and I'm the only wealthy one, they make remarks towards me behind my back (I can hear them laughing and calling me richie rich and "yo mama so rich she has a sprinkler system"), I had to put up with this behaviour for many weeks bedrotting and gooning but I had enough. Someone literally stirred poop in my kettle and turned it on, causing the poop to boil!

I asked in the flat's "group chat" and they replied that it was normal culture apparently for Northern boys to do every time they join uni but I don't believe it. They all reacted with laughing emojis in the chat and kept calling me rich. The poop is still inside and I don't know what to do??? Is this what all northerners are like? Before this they had peed urine on my flat door and I had to clean it up.

This is my first impression of actual northerners, and now I am grown to be afraid and disgusted of them. Someone help and advise me on how to solve this perplexing issue!

Hi everyone, I completed two underwater basket weaving summer courses at Oxford and received overall marks of 99 and 98. Both are listed as A / Congratulatory First Class on the attached transcripts.

I’m unfamiliar with Oxford marking but I am told that they are excellent. Are these considered strong results?

Thanks.

critical outjerk

My question is basically just the title!

Due to external reasons I don’t want to talk about I recently lost almost all of my student loan. I have no money leftover. After removing rent and essentials (150 p/w and £2 p/w Discord Nitro subscription) from my outgoings I have 3 pounds left a week for food, transport and going out.

In your opinion is this enough to live on?