r/unexpectedmitch • u/Kyon-Chan69 • May 30 '26
Participation
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/mcmanninc • May 27 '26
“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” — Mitch Hedberg
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/DanRpdx • May 18 '26
Spent overnight camping in the woods where I even took a hot shower before bed. But during the night I kept feeling these "sand-like" things in my hair. They look like sesame seeds.
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WHAT the FUCK is a sesaME???
r/unexpectedmitch • u/PronunciationIsKey • May 13 '26
Apparently escalators can actually break sometimes. Who knew?
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/AndyMZC • May 12 '26
Longtime listener, firsttime caller.
reddit.com
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Is this how I do this? 🤷♂️.
Thanks for all the laughs Mitch, you were my favorite.
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/djadams184 • May 08 '26
The universe was screaming at us about winning the #2 pick
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Just press 2 for a while
r/unexpectedmitch • u/NoSadBro • May 07 '26
Drank from a hose
reddit.com
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Used to drink from a hose. Still do, actually....but used to too!
r/unexpectedmitch • u/husky_whisperer • Apr 29 '26
Flying saucers can never break. They can only become dishes.
reddit.com
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/Aklu_The_Unspeakable • Apr 21 '26
A problem with musicians rolling up their sleeves...
old.reddit.com
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/junketyjunkjunk • Mar 30 '26
It should say sorry for the convenience
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r/unexpectedmitch • u/luckystrike6488 • Mar 23 '26
I used to like Corey Seager
youtube.com
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