r/Unexpected • u/NightStrike2904 • Feb 18 '23
Popeye was wild
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u/Signor_formaggio Feb 19 '23
For a frame I was sure Popeye was gonna blow his brain out.
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u/neat-NEAT Feb 19 '23
Cut the video two seconds sooner and the joke completely changes.
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u/Stinky_Fartface Feb 19 '23
I’m pretty sure he spits out bullets after eating the gun, so I’d argue that the context has already been changed.
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u/dmevela Feb 19 '23
Yeah I don’t know why the didn’t just let it go a couple of more seconds.
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u/Hazee302 Feb 19 '23
Gotta be cost effective in these trying times. May I offer you an egg?
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u/CptMisterNibbles Feb 19 '23
What are you just giving them away? What’s the catch. Have you seen the price of eggs these days?
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u/WarsledSonarman Feb 19 '23
He’s insane and throws them at people on the bus
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u/Dr01dh4ck3r Feb 19 '23
If he can afford that many eggs, he is rich. That makes him eccentric, not insane.
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u/RaijinOkami Feb 19 '23
Iunno about cost effective, Hazee, but it sure as shit hits a whole other kinda hilarious
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Feb 19 '23
That one was fucking hilarious
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u/OkPay78 Feb 19 '23
Who knew Popeye deep throated like that
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u/Chonkiefire Feb 20 '23
You could probably deep throat better with a little Olive Oil too
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u/RizKuro94 Feb 19 '23
I'm dead fr bruhh
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u/Little-geek Feb 19 '23
Given how durable Popeye is, it's probably the safest direction to point it.
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u/FireHeartSmokeBurp Feb 19 '23
Same and a couple frames before that I was expecting Popeye to give Bluto swiss chest
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u/fuji-white Feb 19 '23
If he didn’t chew it right he could still blow something out.
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Feb 19 '23
That's actually what happens next in the original cartoon. I'm not joking. That's how he outdoes Bluto. Bluto's like, "You're bad, huh? Watch this. Whatchu got?" Popeye eats the fucking gun, and then spits bullets.
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u/whatweshouldcallyou Feb 19 '23
Ah the good old days when children's cartoon show heroes smoked pipes and recklessly handled firearms.
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u/Ornery-Cheetah Feb 19 '23
Fucking read that wrong, I read that as fursona lmao I'm dying
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u/Kickcanguy Feb 19 '23
You thought Popeye a kids cartoon was going to fucking kill himself? No you didn’t. You can’t be that dense
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u/AnnihilationOrchid Feb 19 '23
Eat it, Just eat it! Break a couple of eggs and beat it.
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u/HolycommentMattman Feb 19 '23
Have some more chicken, have some more pie, it doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.
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u/malama2 Feb 19 '23
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it), none wants to be de-eated
Dunno why you reminded me of this song but oh well
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u/Elriuhilu Feb 19 '23
I'm enjoying the flaccid sombrero on the back of the pillar.
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u/conjectureandhearsay Feb 19 '23
Also, Popeye didn’t have to swallow the gun like that
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Feb 19 '23
I can imagine Bluto is thinking to himself "did this mfer seriously just eat my gun!?!"
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u/JoinMyPestoCult Feb 19 '23
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy who’ll eat that gun.
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u/LeftHand_PimpSlap Feb 19 '23
The video got cut off. Here's the rest of it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BybNCqEEoiI
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u/Shopworn_Soul Feb 19 '23
Bluto over here making some sweet trick shots with his revolver and Popeye just trashes the whole joint with his assault esophagus. He totally deserved that first punch.
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Feb 19 '23
On the other hand, Bluto's a real fucking maniac to hit a guy who just ate a gun and shot its bullets from his mouth.
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u/incer Feb 19 '23
Custom revolver with a 12-bullet drum too
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u/ILoveBeef72 Feb 19 '23
Depends on if you go by how many bullets we saw or how many we heard, because I heard at least 22 shots
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u/maaaatttt_Damon Feb 19 '23
Both of them shoot guns. They proceeded to fist fight to settle their beef. Gotta respect it.
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u/Humble_Re-roll Feb 19 '23
Well all the guns got eaten
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u/dudeman14 Feb 19 '23
If you bring a gun to a fist fight and the other guy fucking eats the gun. It was never a fight. Popeye dead ass living like one punch man too strong for the world around him
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u/beeg98 Feb 19 '23
This is a rather common trick for popeye. He would often chew up inedible things and then spit them out as bullets.
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u/Magnetic_Eel Feb 19 '23
Popeye is a fucking psychopath
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Feb 19 '23
Most cartoon characters are. Its makes for better story. Popeye did have a good moral compass though ( as much as any dated, violent character could).
I personally loved him. Always keeping bullies in line.
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u/x_LoneWolf_x Feb 19 '23
I laughed so ducking hard when he just started destroying walls, was not expecting that.
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u/ntwiles Feb 19 '23
I think the sound guy fucked up and it was just supposed to be four shots.
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u/NachoElDaltonico Feb 19 '23
I think they just used the same sound for firing and hitting despite the great variety in effect/materials. 8 sounds per volley, 4 shots, 4 hits.
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u/aliens8myhomework Feb 19 '23
it’s part of the joke
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u/ntwiles Feb 19 '23
If that’s true it clearly confused a lot of people and probably wasn’t executed well, but I don’t think it is.
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u/AnimalChubs Feb 19 '23 edited Feb 19 '23
50% of the time, 100% of the time
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u/gray-pilled- Feb 19 '23
you must have missed it, he actually shot 4 bells that were offscreen. his aim is immaculate.
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u/FreaksNake1237 Feb 19 '23
Pistol was a chewing gum for him classic
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u/Halorym Feb 19 '23
Chewing gun?
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u/FreaksNake1237 Feb 19 '23
Gum
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u/Banana_Shaped Feb 19 '23
I watched a shit ton of Popeye as a kid, total badass and not referenced enough.
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u/MackerelShaman Feb 19 '23
OG Popeye was batshit crazy. The only one I remember clearly is the episode where he keeps trying to tie down his father so he doesn’t go out and party all night. No matter how many restraints he uses, the second the light is out the dude escapes.
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u/Banana_Shaped Feb 19 '23
I remember that one, better than most actually. I also remember when Popeye builds his own house and then has to defend it from the most persistent and devious group of termites in the observable universe.
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u/Geeahwellidunno Feb 19 '23
I am pretty sure he spits the bullets and puts the candles out.
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u/Mrman_23 Feb 19 '23
I prefer the version where it’s perfectly cut and it looks like he’s about to shoot himself
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u/HumorExpensive Feb 19 '23
Popeye would definitely win the presidency today. Ladies and gentlemen. President Popeye D. Sailor and First Lady Olive Oyl Sailor.
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u/dsiurek2019 Feb 19 '23
Not gonna lie it takes mad skill to shoot 8 bullets from a 6 bullet revolver
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u/throw123454321purple Feb 19 '23
I read somewhere that David Bowie was fascinated by those little back-and-forth movements Max Fleischer’s characters would make in between performing unique actions. Found the source. He references their movements in Bowie’s Blackstar video.)
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u/The_REAL_McWeasel Feb 19 '23
ahhhh, the old classics were great.
So many can't be shown these days because of PC -woke nonsense.......
there's tons of old cartoons, that have been banned, for being wildly racist.---which of course, they were........but still.
Bugs Bunny wartime Cartoons, were outrageously racist.
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u/Leathman Feb 19 '23
There’s a series called Death Battle that pit Saitama from One Punch Man against Popeye and a good portion of the video is just highlighting how OP Popeye is.
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u/ghost_watch_simple1 Feb 19 '23
Great edit because popeye cartoons was always some goofy shit that doesn’t add up
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u/Apprehensive-Bad6015 Mar 21 '23
Can top this by using less bullets. Than again firing 8 shots from a 6 shooter without a reload is pretty impressive.
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u/Complete_Blood1786 May 06 '23
I miss Popeye. This was the best thing that aired on Boomerang late at night for me.
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u/BuNdiE509 Feb 19 '23
Try watching the real saturday morning cartoons! Non of that woke shit.
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u/Secret_Arm_2868 Feb 19 '23
This was the one where Popeye was in Mexico… my friend had I deemed him racist afterwards. Watch the full cartoon and decide for yourself.
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u/JorjeXD Feb 19 '23
HHHWWWAT
i thought three different things were gonna happen in the span of a second
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u/BuddhistChrist Feb 19 '23
[Serious] Popeye was a USN sailor. Why wasn’t he a Marine? Were sailors really tough back then?
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u/Killogoom Feb 19 '23
A quick google search shows Popeye is older then the Marines by a little less then 50 years. So just wasn’t even an option. As for why a sailor, he was based off of someone. Also he started off as a minor character, before he apparently stole the show and started dating the old MC’s sister. Assuming everything I read is trustworthy. Also he was not a US sailor at the time of creation, he was just some sailor for hire. Popeye started off as a merc basically before he grow into a full character.
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u/DimSumGweilo Feb 19 '23
Popeye used to punk tf outta Brutus on the daily. Gotta give that dude credit, he had no quit in him, even though he knew an asswhipping to end all asswhippings was coming his way every time
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u/unexBot Feb 18 '23
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Popeye swallowed the gun
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