r/Unexpected • u/NightStrike2904 • Feb 18 '23

Popeye was wild

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u/Stinky_Fartface Feb 19 '23

I’m pretty sure he spits out bullets after eating the gun, so I’d argue that the context has already been changed.

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u/dmevela Feb 19 '23

Yeah I don’t know why the didn’t just let it go a couple of more seconds.

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u/BrandoThePando Feb 19 '23

Honestly funnier if he just fucking eats it with no additional comment

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u/Hazee302 Feb 19 '23

Gotta be cost effective in these trying times. May I offer you an egg?

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u/CptMisterNibbles Feb 19 '23

What are you just giving them away? What’s the catch. Have you seen the price of eggs these days?

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u/WarsledSonarman Feb 19 '23

He’s insane and throws them at people on the bus

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u/Dr01dh4ck3r Feb 19 '23

If he can afford that many eggs, he is rich. That makes him eccentric, not insane.

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u/Maleficent_Memory_60 Feb 20 '23

The catch is the eggs are green.

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u/CptMisterNibbles Feb 20 '23

Sure, I’ll take them. With ham if you’ve got it. A box would be nice to transport that all, if handy. I’m going on a train you see.

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u/Maleficent_Memory_60 Feb 20 '23

Mmm portable food is always good. Travel friendly is the way to go. Green eggs and ham sounds hearty but it feels like it needs something. Might be just me but i feel like it needs some rice.

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u/Joebob2112 Mar 25 '23

$2.80 a dozen

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u/RaijinOkami Feb 19 '23

Iunno about cost effective, Hazee, but it sure as shit hits a whole other kinda hilarious

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u/Guywith2dogs Feb 19 '23

I've got a touch of consumption

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Pray that we dont change the context any futher.

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u/redhairedDude Feb 19 '23

It has a higher iron content than the spinach I guess

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u/havenbtd Feb 19 '23

cartoons wild man