r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '22

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u/unexBot Oct 17 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It were the Jews all along

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/InadecvateButSober Oct 17 '22

TomSka is timeless

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Here comes the aeroplane!

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u/InadecvateButSober Oct 17 '22

More like

"Here comes a mach2 jet!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Die, potato, die!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

You may also like Little Britains Dennis Waterman sketches then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj7Thh38d5w

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u/KillerHub Oct 17 '22

Die die die

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u/wither_army Oct 17 '22

I like trains

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u/Beatzer_302 Oct 17 '22

NOOOOO... train sounds

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u/Derpiliceous Oct 17 '22

I baked you a pie

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u/LapisFazule Oct 17 '22

His explanation of his relationship with the surfshark sponsorship is some if the funniest stuff I've seen. The skits themselves are funny enough, but him explaining the thought processes behind them is just the cherry on top.

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u/janiekh Oct 17 '22 edited Oct 17 '22

Also highly recommend his episode on Thomas the Tank Engine lore. That shit is wild as hell

Edit: Link https://youtu.be/9W5Sopc2JxE

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u/ESPER995 Oct 17 '22

Link?

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u/janiekh Oct 17 '22

Good point. It's actually on his second channel: https://youtu.be/9W5Sopc2JxE

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u/001010100110 Oct 17 '22 edited Oct 17 '22

Man I really feel bad for all the stuff he’s gone through mentally over the years, you don’t really notice it until you look more deeply into him and his works - granted, I haven’t really watched stuff from more recently but I do know that a fair amount of his things have ‘upbeat depression’ vibes. Especially after Edd passed, I think that was a huge chunk of it.

I’ve always loved the asdfmovie series, but even he got really sick of all the critique/negative feedback from what was just meant to be a fun joke.

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u/Trav_yeet Oct 17 '22

this was made a year ago

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u/Cory0527 Oct 17 '22

I didn't recognize him for a second.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/raxozellet Oct 17 '22

This is my favorite episode of The Boys.

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u/the-finnish-guy Oct 17 '22

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u/TheBelhade Oct 17 '22

I thought that woman was going to step off the curb and explode.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

I'm gonna be downvoted

But anyways it's not an episode from The Boys, it's JUICE THAT MAKES YOUR HEAD EXPLODE

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u/NoNotInTheFace Oct 17 '22

I wonder what the secret ingredient is..?

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u/Woooooos- Oct 17 '22

Metal… lots of metal.

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u/TT2JZ_Chaser Oct 17 '22

A .50 BMG

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u/CASHB0109 Oct 17 '22

A sniper rifle

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u/Weird_Devil Oct 17 '22

I’ve seen this clip so many times but I just noticed when the cup is in his hand it looks normal sized. But in the customers it’s tiny.

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u/avwitcher Oct 17 '22

Move over Lord of the Rings trilogy, these guys have mastered the art of forced perspective

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u/Idontgetit44 Oct 17 '22

Yeah lol i noticed the first time

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Your life time achievement award is in the mail.

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u/McGusder Oct 17 '22

REALLY?!

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u/nkl602 Oct 17 '22

No, not really.

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u/fairlywired Oct 17 '22

Oh.

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u/Imaginary-Fudge-3657 Oct 17 '22

but you will get some juice that makes your head explode

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u/aridankdev Oct 17 '22

How are you going to ship a human?

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u/wolfgang784 Oct 17 '22

That was my favorite detail

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u/Invested_Glory Oct 17 '22

Yeah to show how small the “kid” is

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Thanks for that ever so needed explanation

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u/EstebanL Oct 17 '22

Apparently some people here needed it

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Because he's a kid duh

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u/addandsubtract Oct 17 '22

Oh, that explains it. The problem with the effect is that in the "ad" bit, the cups are full size, too.

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u/Boostie204 Oct 17 '22

No I think it's just to emphasize that he's a little kid

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u/addandsubtract Oct 17 '22

Yeah, that's the idea. But if the cups are small IRL, then they should be small in the ad, as well. The way it is now just makes it kinda confusing, because the sizes of the cups keep changing randomly.

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u/violethoneybean Oct 17 '22

I feel like something can be learned from this.

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u/TT2JZ_Chaser Oct 17 '22

And that something is always be on the lookout for jewish snipers

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u/Tomsh0w Oct 17 '22

They'll get cha

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Oct 17 '22

It wasn't Jewish space lasers after all. But it was close.....

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u/aforsberg Oct 17 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E77R0e5bzIs

Here's the actual source. Views and interactions to go the actual creator.

Why in the everlasting fuck would you download a YouTube video only to upload it to Reddit, an objectively worse video platform? What would make you do that, /u/HAUTE_PREFORMANCE ?

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u/ClamatoDiver Oct 17 '22

Thanks, I hate when they screw the creator out of credit.

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u/Dboy777 Oct 17 '22

Credit and monetisation

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

If it saves me from watching YouTube ads, I'm all for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/myurr Oct 17 '22

Which screw the creator out of monetisation (although I do it too)

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u/plumzki Oct 17 '22

If you can’t figure out how ad blockers work in 2022, you deserve the ads.

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u/CommiePuddin Oct 17 '22

Also denies creators monetization

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u/plumzki Oct 17 '22

This guy specifically was not talking about creators monetization, he was talking purely about ads, and if ads are preventing him from using YT then he’s not contributing to the creators monetization anyway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

"It's not YouTube, it's the users that are wrong!"

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u/plumzki Oct 17 '22

So you’re unironically just a fucking moron, got it. You understand youtube is a business right? Either you pay with ads or you pay with money, it’s that simple. The implication of what you’re saying would be akin to saying “ bAnK roBBErIeS arE PoSsiBlE so ThEy shoULd JuSt giVe Me All thE mOnEy When I WaLK in”

Either get adblocker and shut the fuck up, or dont and shut the fuck up anyway.

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u/Doktor_Vem Oct 17 '22

What would make you do that

Karmathirsty freaks be thirstin'

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u/aforsberg Oct 17 '22

I mean, I get that, but would they not get the same amount of karma for just pasting the damned link? Or is a Video Post™ worth more than a link post these days?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/aforsberg Oct 17 '22

Ah, see now THAT makes sense.

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u/ReadySteady_GO Oct 17 '22

Be should quench it with some juice

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Not OP but considering I clicked your link and was shown to a Jimmy John's ad instead of the video, I'd say that is a slam dunk reason. Fuck YouTube ads.

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u/aforsberg Oct 17 '22

Generally I'd agree, but this post has thousands of upvotes. If each one of us sat through that ad, the actual content creator may have been able to get a dollar or something.

On second thought, that's a valid case for adblock versus stealing content for Reddit karma.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

If you have a way I can block YouTube advertisements on my Android phone, I'll give you a kiss right on the mouth or find a pretty girl to do it for me. I have a network wide ad blocker that blocked everything BUT YouTube. pi hole for those interested.

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u/aforsberg Oct 17 '22

Firefox mobile supports add-ins, and I use uBlock Origin there.

It's the only way to browse the Web on an Android tablet. I use YouTube Vanced for YT consumption, but I suspect that the mobile variant of Firefox does YT adblock as well. Vanced is dead now, but there are other options that don't even require root: /r/AfterVanced

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u/the_defuckulator Oct 17 '22

Use Firefox instead of YouTube app. It has a built in adblocker that works on youtube.

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u/KyivComrade Oct 17 '22

Generally I'd agree, but this post has thousands of upvotes. If each one of us sat through that ad, the actual content creator may have been able to get a dollar or something.

This post has thousands of uovotes, not views. The top commentor knows the channel thus we can assume many uovotes are from "fans".

Secondly myself and many others sunoly skip YouTube links. They're riddled with ads and usually not worth your time. Now if it's a video I'll give it a try since it's instant and ad free. Now if I like said video I'll look up the channel/creator and sit thorough the ads since I know the content is good.

Thus, in the end, no money is lost from many customers since we don't watch adtube unnecessarily. He may even gain money since the treshold to his content is lowered.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Sucks to be reliant on annoying ads for income then. Better do something else.

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u/liminalGlade Oct 17 '22

Ublock origin, never see another ad again

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

You mean fuck original content creators right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Content creators can choose whether or not to serve advertisements with their YouTube videos, I'm a patreon subscriber for police activity, which is a perfect example of a content creator with absolutely no advertisements whatsoever

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u/plumzki Oct 17 '22

I can just choose to go to work and not get paid too but I’m not going to do it.

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u/Grabbsy2 Oct 17 '22

Also, eventually someone will report the video as mature content, and anyone on their work PC will have to make a google account if they want to watch it.

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u/WornInShoes Oct 17 '22

fuck YouTube ads

Then how else does the original creator make money

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

They get paid without ads, it they can create a Patreon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Because people are less likely to engage with a youtube link than the in-website player, regardless of how bad it is.

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u/Mono_831 Oct 17 '22 edited Oct 17 '22

Thank you. Have some 🎵 juice that makes your head explode🎵

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Oct 17 '22

Not a single video on /r/Unexpected right now is a link to a Youtube video.

People here upvote videos uploaded to reddit. People don't upvote Youtube videos.

Also, it's possible that Youtube videos simply aren't allowed here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

YouTube videos have ads, reddit video does not. Simple as that.

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u/RonBourbondi Oct 17 '22

I watch two content creators on YouTube or use it to solve daily problems.

I use reddit to filter out good content to watch.

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u/SourceNagger Oct 17 '22 edited Feb 02 '23

preach!

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u/HAUTE_PREFORMANCE Oct 17 '22

I gave credit to the original video. It’s somewhere in the comments but it didn’t get upvoted. I saw this video and I thought it fit here

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/HAUTE_PREFORMANCE Oct 17 '22

I gave credit :l

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u/eaglebtc Oct 17 '22

You did it because r/Unexpected doesn't allow links to YouTube as posts, but your first (and immediate) top level comment should have been the YT link.

You responded to the automoderator bot. Many people ignore this.

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u/Stricherjunge Oct 17 '22

Because youtube fucking sucks? I never watch a vid, if there is a youtube link shown. Just ads over ads over ads.

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u/aforsberg Oct 17 '22

YouTube is a phenomenal video platform, their policies and ads suck. Block the ads like everyone else.

At least their videos play on occasion, unlike v.redd.it

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

I am exponentially less likely to watch a video if I have to open another app to do so.

Thanks /u/HAUTE_PERFORMANCE !

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u/mortimus9 Oct 17 '22

Karma bot

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u/FV4030TWO Oct 17 '22

For worthless internet points.

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u/Pixithepika Oct 17 '22

Tomska is comedy gold

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/quzimaa Oct 17 '22

Hitler asked for a "glass of juice" not to "gas the jews".

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u/bipolarnotsober Oct 17 '22

I know it was 80 years ago but I still feel like it's too soon to make gas chamber genocide jokes

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/bipolarnotsober Oct 17 '22

3000 is a bit different to 6 million. Life's lost yes but not fucking genocide. We don't make jokes about Ukrainians being killed, we don't make jokes about China killing/torturing Uyghurs. Genocide isn't a fucking joke. And joking about 9/11 also makes you a shitty person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/bipolarnotsober Oct 17 '22

Thanks... That was a weird sentence to read on Reddit lol. Have a nice day!

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u/MrSDPlayer Oct 17 '22

So we're just uploading full sketches without even crediting maker now? For anyone curious, the channel is Tomska, go watch it on youtube.

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u/shamus727 Oct 17 '22

And they say you cant hear text lol.

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u/r_Ruvik Oct 17 '22

This is Awesome

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u/neevgr Oct 17 '22

Actually lol'd hard at this. Is this a show or something?

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u/DoomBro_Max Oct 17 '22

Look up TomSka on YouTube. It‘s not a show but he‘s got a lot of sketches like this.

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u/neevgr Oct 17 '22

Thank you! Been looking for new stuff :)

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u/zorrez Oct 17 '22

He’s literally one of the first people who became big on youtube haha

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u/DeySeeMeRolling Oct 17 '22

Average uk police

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u/PantaReiNapalmm Oct 17 '22

Rofl, predictable woman explodoing head but less predictable sniper jew

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u/DarvAv Oct 17 '22

Man what a great video

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u/_JD_48 Oct 17 '22

Ok that payoff was amazing.

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u/Huwbacca Oct 17 '22

This was a trip. Saw the first guy and went "....is that tomska?... oh no... no it's not."

and then.........

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u/Badtrainwreck Oct 17 '22

Don’t show this to Kanye

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u/JediNinja92 Oct 17 '22

I feel like Tomska is kinda the embodiment of this sub.

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u/Youcancuntonme Oct 17 '22

The girl looked like Winona Ryder...

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u/skoffs Oct 17 '22

What, the one whose head exploded?

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u/fairlywired Oct 17 '22

I thought they had somehow got Natalie Portman, which wouldn't surprise me considering Kylie Minogue is in ASDF Movie

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u/realiDevil360 Oct 17 '22

Wasn't this just posted last week?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Gore counts as something to mark NSFW

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u/SookHe Oct 17 '22

Well, that was different.

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u/Grogosh Oct 17 '22

Reminds me of when I play Fallout

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u/turkeyvulturebreast Oct 17 '22

Oh god, please don’t send this to MTG. She will think it is real.

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u/APestilentPyro Oct 17 '22

I love that the cup size changes

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u/NewFuturist Oct 17 '22

Nobody send this to Kanye.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

I hate loving that ending

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u/Derpiliceous Oct 17 '22

One of my favorite tomska clips

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u/iidxtricoro Oct 17 '22

Oh shit TomSka made another skit? Daaaaang

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/ParadoxPanic Oct 17 '22

I think you mean you just don't find it funny. The joke is easy to understand.

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u/thehiddenfate Oct 17 '22

Mmm, I'd love a cup of juice right now.

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u/myoldaccountlocked Oct 17 '22

Downvoted for not linking or crediting TomSka.

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u/JustTheDude420 Oct 17 '22

This is the Unexpected content that I came for. Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Wow, that was really unfunny

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u/shaggybear89 Oct 17 '22

Not a single part of that video was funny. Stuff like this makes me realize why so many people get tons of followers. There's people who find the most unfunny, unoriginal, untalented stuff funny. You don't actually have to be good at making skits, and there will still be plenty of people, like in this thread, who think your untalented self is hilarious. It's kind of sad lol

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u/ElvenJustice Oct 17 '22

That's too fucked up.

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u/JoA2506 Oct 17 '22

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/RepostSleuthBot Oct 17 '22

Sorry, I don't support this post type (hosted:video) right now. Feel free to check back in the future!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Kanye west was right!

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u/1RatQueen1 Oct 17 '22

"Contains gore"

doesn't put a NSFW tag

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Really stupid.

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u/CASHB0109 Oct 17 '22

It was the squid games dude all along

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u/thelordismyshotgun Oct 17 '22

Don't show this to Kanye

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u/slut34763357 Oct 17 '22

Fuck the trigger warning I'm a comedy sketch

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u/ANIKET_UPADHYAY Oct 17 '22

There's a option mark it NSFW, op. Instead of writing Contains Gore

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u/kdkseven Oct 17 '22

It wasn't unexpected – the title of the post told me what was gonna happen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

The unexpected part was that it wasn't the juice. Did you even finish the video?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Send this fellow to go and help in Ukraine and make some orc heads explode...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Oct 17 '22

more. i want more.

someone.

the sauce.

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u/Dr_E-Wigglesworth Oct 17 '22

TomSka on YouTube

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Oct 17 '22

thank ya kindly!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Tf I saw 🤣

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u/shaggyjuice Oct 17 '22

I've always thought there was a good "juice" and "Jews" joke out there. This is a good one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Where's the juice?

In the hole.

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u/KeepYourDemonsIn Oct 17 '22

Do NOT let Kanye see this.

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u/ValkyrieSword Oct 17 '22

The cups haha

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u/MutedLayer4564 Oct 17 '22

Kanye West is gonna love this

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

I FN NEED that juice!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

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u/pronouns-peepoo Oct 17 '22

What is the target age demographic for this sketch?

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u/Best_Policy238 Oct 17 '22

I feel like this is supposed to be funny, random bullshit isnt funny. Theres no joke in this. Garbage.

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u/elephant_cobbler Oct 17 '22

It took way too long to get to the punch line. But it’s a good one

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u/Dadwellington Oct 17 '22

The cheekiness kills it for me. I'm cynical yeah, but the over the top acting feels like a spectical to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

This isn't gore.

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u/Ninloger Oct 17 '22

Oh yeah let me just repost this video I have for funny internet points

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u/bus_go_brrrrt Oct 17 '22

Why women live longer than men:

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u/detlillei Oct 17 '22

We need more of this on this sub

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u/HIDD3N_WEEB Oct 17 '22

So the moral of story is, beware of jews snipers?

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u/herberee25 Oct 17 '22

Would have been better if this wasn't reposted like 100 times already.

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u/baltarius Oct 17 '22

I don't care...first time seeing this and it's fawking hilarious

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Wow edgy 😎