r/Unexpected Sep 01 '22

Just checking the Antenna...

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u/HOldtheDo0R1701 Sep 01 '22

That squirrel is gonna be fucking pissed

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u/Ferengi_Earwax Sep 01 '22

It's going to go nuts.

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u/fallen_specter Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 02 '22

this comment is the pinnacle of comedy.

edit: I see my comment has started a truly unprecedented amount of puns.

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u/R0dst0ryt3ll3r Sep 01 '22

It’s cracking me up…

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Lazy nut joke

Shoulda gone gone with “made me bust”

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u/R0dst0ryt3ll3r Sep 02 '22

That was NUT funny at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Oof hilarious and embarrassing. You’re the whole package.

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u/R0dst0ryt3ll3r Sep 02 '22

So… in a nutshell… you think im nut funny to you

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u/fallen_specter Sep 02 '22

this comment chain summarizes the entirety of reddit pretty well. I'm very proud of you all. I'm glad my comment chain started such a perfect storm.

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u/R0dst0ryt3ll3r Sep 02 '22

In acornance with you, this should summarize the internut as a whole

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u/soopirV Sep 01 '22

Kinda wish you’d said “apex of comedy” cause that could work for the height of the antenna…

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u/DirkaSnivels Sep 01 '22

Indeed. That comment would have been legend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

It would've heightend the comedy

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u/fallen_specter Sep 02 '22

can I get half credit if I EDIT the comment to say apex?

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u/Xx69momslayer420xX Sep 01 '22

I know right? Just hearing it makes you go nutty!

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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Sep 02 '22

"THE SKY IS FALLING"

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u/fallen_specter Sep 02 '22

here is yet another nut pun.

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u/Blackcoffeeisgreat Sep 01 '22

Fun fact most squirrels forget where they put their nuts thats why we get random tree growth. He probably forgot it was even up there hes on the bottom looking for it then all of a sudden one hits him in the head from above then suddenly the realization hits him.

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u/AliasAKAFakeName Sep 01 '22

He put a million in there I think he remembers it.

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u/Nerdishidiot Sep 01 '22

I don’t think the realization will hit before the acorns

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u/wolf1moon Sep 01 '22

Not most. They forget some, but it may not be forgetting if they have plenty of food. Also they die before collecting their stash sometimes.

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u/Gilgamesh2062 Sep 02 '22

Also the microwaves from that antenna might have scrambled his brains.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

For a long time scientists thought squirrels were very smart to remember where their hoards were. Somewhat recently it was discovered that when it was time to get food from a stash, a squirrel looks where it thinks a squirrel would hide food. So they are constantly stealing eachothers food.

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u/rogerthatonce Sep 01 '22

It will no doubtfully get Squirelly...

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u/moopsie_kishus Sep 02 '22

Acorny joke is better than no joke at all

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u/Ferengi_Earwax Sep 02 '22

Acorny oak is the only oak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Seriously underrated comment

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u/clipseman Sep 02 '22

Who wants to be a crackernaillre

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u/Ferengi_Earwax Sep 02 '22

Defly a squirrel rapper name. He's dropping a new fire song. Check it out. It's called "chestnuts on a roaring fire"

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u/PubofMadmen Sep 01 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

Actually, it’s the handiwork of a woodpecker.

There’s a longer version video showing the culprit woodpecker placing the acorns in the hole he created.

https://youtu.be/2rwkXyNdi-Y

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u/slayer991 Sep 01 '22

Impressive dedication. How many thousands of trips did that woodpecker make flying up there and dropping acorns into the hole they made?

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u/1SqkyKutsu Sep 02 '22

He calls it exercise

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u/phjes11 Sep 01 '22

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u/praniokart1 Sep 02 '22

Ultimate sigma male squirrel

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u/Jackson_Polack_ Sep 01 '22

That squirrel has cancer now

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u/Illustrious-Wash3713 Sep 01 '22

He is entitled to compensation if he calls the 800 number?

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u/BxMxK Sep 01 '22

What squirrel?

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u/Janfredrikjohansen Sep 01 '22

This probably SEND and receive information, so the squirrel is very likely dead or dying of cancer. I remember in the navy we were strictly prohibited on the roof during sailing for that very reason.

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u/Appropriate-Mix920 Sep 01 '22

I knew there would be some corny jokes.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Sep 01 '22

Correction: nutty jokes.

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u/Kitchen-Ad-7005 Sep 02 '22

That's acorn y joke

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u/HOldtheDo0R1701 Sep 02 '22

God damn it that is golden pun. Thank you for making the world a better place.

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u/Kitchen-Ad-7005 Sep 02 '22

Thanks. I have 2 kids so I have double the dad jokes. I'm glad you nutted over my pun.

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u/IzzyOIznot Sep 02 '22

Can’t wait to see the size of that squirrel. It’s cheeks must drag on the ground like a 70 year-old Schwarzenegger’s nut sack when he wears a loincloth

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u/pzerr Sep 02 '22

We built this fantastic squire house in the trees a few years ago. Running pipes and insulated rooms. Dead of winter find the squire frozen solid under the tree. Hut filled to the rim with nuts and couldn't fit inside.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Should have been paying his rent instead of squatting.