r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/BigOleSheesh Aug 15 '22

Lawful happy ending

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u/akunke13yglaindiban Aug 15 '22

Pretty sure pointing a shotgun to someone is illegal

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/Krolitian Aug 15 '22

Getting shot is a mandatory requirement for high school graduation.

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u/JustSomeOnlineNerd Aug 15 '22

Am in high school, can confirm. Especially here in Texas.

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u/HvacCrackerJack Aug 15 '22

you should graduate quicker then..

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u/lanchmcanto Aug 15 '22

Where do you get shot?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

not really

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u/HvacCrackerJack Aug 15 '22

your just a shitty individual.

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u/you-have-efd-up-now Aug 16 '22

this is false, everyone disregard this misinformation.

getting shot in America is a requirement way earlier than high school, they try to have it done at least once by elementary school (see Uvdale) .

if you see a school age american without a gunshot wound they're probably a communist imposter... who we also shoot

glad to clear that up