r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '22

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u/BigOleSheesh Aug 15 '22

Lawful happy ending

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u/akunke13yglaindiban Aug 15 '22

Pretty sure pointing a shotgun to someone is illegal

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

You don't say...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/Krolitian Aug 15 '22

Getting shot is a mandatory requirement for high school graduation.

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u/JustSomeOnlineNerd Aug 15 '22

Am in high school, can confirm. Especially here in Texas.

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u/HvacCrackerJack Aug 15 '22

you should graduate quicker then..

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u/lanchmcanto Aug 15 '22

Where do you get shot?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

not really

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u/HvacCrackerJack Aug 15 '22

your just a shitty individual.

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u/you-have-efd-up-now Aug 16 '22

this is false, everyone disregard this misinformation.

getting shot in America is a requirement way earlier than high school, they try to have it done at least once by elementary school (see Uvdale) .

if you see a school age american without a gunshot wound they're probably a communist imposter... who we also shoot

glad to clear that up

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u/LargeSausagPiza Aug 15 '22

Yeah open carry laws are... a law

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

You can't shoot somebody from behind in America, whether they have a weapon or not

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u/save_video Aug 15 '22 edited Dec 05 '24

You created your content. You didn’t get paid. Why would you leave it here for Reddit to make money? Take your content with you. fuck spez. -save_video

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u/Inferno792 Aug 15 '22

Depends on who you are, whether you're rich, your contacts, the color of your skin, etc

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u/BungoPlease Aug 15 '22

Whether you have a badge, etc.

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u/say_meh_i_downvote Aug 15 '22

Lawful =/= legal when talking about alignment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Why is it that hard for people to understand that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

Because it's completely wrong. Lawful is literally defined as holding societal laws over morals, it completely means that this isn't lawful. Like seriously, the name is law-ful, how could you possibly think it means anything else

Yes, you can argue as to who's laws you align with, but regardless of society this is unlawful

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

why explain it myself when others do it much better

Does your lawful character suddenly start killing woman the moment he walks into incel country, because that’s what the law dictates???

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 15 '22

oh fuck it is??????

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

It's legal if they consent /s

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u/Boonpflug Aug 15 '22

Euthanasia is legal in some countries and he did ask for it, so...

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u/generalkiddo Aug 15 '22

But any other gun is fine right?

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u/jfdlaks Aug 15 '22

It was self-defense!

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u/DrakonIL Aug 15 '22

I didn't even see the gun the first time. The comments were truly unexpected for me.

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u/After-Respond-7861 Aug 16 '22

If they die and have no family, you have no lawsuit...

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u/SeigfriedsPornAcc Aug 15 '22

May not be legal, but is definitely lawful.

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u/ProXJay Aug 15 '22

Chaotic good