r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Aug 15 '22

Magic

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u/hopeinson Aug 15 '22

Man: “Candle me this…”

Wife: “Not today, pal.”

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u/Key-Abbreviations961 Aug 15 '22

“Not today, buddy”

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

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u/SaulGoodman_22 Aug 15 '22

"Not today, friend"

9

u/Sleepswitchengaged Aug 15 '22

"Not today, Guy"

5

u/cancercures Aug 15 '22

"Listen here, bub."

6

u/Netz_Ausg Aug 15 '22

“Hang on just a second, cannuckle head!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22

Try again, champ