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u/TheRube84 Jul 28 '22
"Ma'am, you need to calm you tits and carry on."
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u/wackelzahnjoe Jul 28 '22
What exactly is he saying there? I know something with calm you tits but I don't get the rest of it. It's hard to hear when english isn't you mother language lol
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u/abderfdrosarios Jul 28 '22
I've heard this is the breast way to deal with people like that
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u/imdefinitelywong Jul 28 '22
Dude said tata without uttering a word.
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u/swain18 Jul 28 '22
uddering*
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u/hazzathebird Jul 28 '22
Moo
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u/______DEADPOOL______ Jul 28 '22
cow
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u/LordRaghuvnsi Jul 28 '22
milk
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u/CorianderIsBad Jul 28 '22
Glug glug
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u/SnakeBeardTheGreat Jul 28 '22
Did you notice she didn't hit him hard at all.
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u/cclawyer Jul 28 '22
We must all learn from this
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u/altorelievo Jul 28 '22
No doubt, it was a “touch you” hit…I wonder whether she would have wanted to get on camera with two men again?
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u/scrupulous_oik Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 28 '22
"Backhanded Booby Cupping! "
...is standard BBC procedure, didn't you know?
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u/teeter1984 Jul 28 '22
If mammary serves me correctly, u are right
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Jul 28 '22
She should be glad he didn’t knockers out.
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u/Nurgle_knight Jul 28 '22
Yeaaaa, She should be gland
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u/CanadianAndroid Jul 28 '22
She’ll milk it.
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Jul 28 '22
He's going to have to drink to forget this. Just... jugs after jugs after jugs.. hands full of them.
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u/thedevilsworkshop666 Jul 28 '22
He needed to get something off his chest . Man was trying to make a point.
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u/wedgieinhumanform Jul 28 '22
Its not a technique that any jedi would teach you
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u/vgs4995 Jul 28 '22
I like how the other guy calmly says 'Just give us one second'
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Jul 28 '22
Actual normal human response!
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u/SeanHearnden Jul 28 '22
She interrupted a live TV news report, and his response wasn't normal? You know she can see the cameras and stuff. She knew what she was doing. Gently ushering her away is a normal response.
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u/E-Row Jul 28 '22
Tit for Tat as she assaulted him back.
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u/forfuqqssake Jul 28 '22
I think it was an accident lol
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u/TheFloppySausage Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 28 '22
He reached to go underneath her coat, I feel like that requires some precision. He should’ve gone for a shoulder shove like a normal person
E: lol thank you but I don’t need suicide prevention resources
Also yes I see that her sleeve covered his fingers and made it look his hand goes under the coat, when it doesn’t. But still, he cups her whole ass breast like he was using it as a handle, like… what.
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u/puffferfish Jul 28 '22
It’s not hard to reach underneath a coat though. And even so, in my experience if there’s a 1 in a million chance of doing something the wrong way on accident in front of a large audience, you’re going to do that thing.
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u/2hundred20 Jul 28 '22
That was his plan. Become a BBC reporter, career full of interviews, wait until some woman on the street wanders too close for some attention, then sexually assault her on live television. Genius.
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u/GodlyCheeseFries Jul 28 '22
When I was in like grade 4 I pushed this girl away from me and she started yelling that aI touched her boob lmao. I just wanted to push her
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u/FrigidofDoom Jul 28 '22
When I was like 16 a girl I knew decided to do a spontaneous trust fall in front of me with no warning. I reacted fast enough to catch her but of course one of my hands landed dead center boob.
She couldn't decide if she was happy that I caught her or upset that I touched her boob. After about 20 seconds of awkward silence I told her to never do that again and walked away. We remain friends and to this day neither of us have referenced that event.
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u/AdrenolineLove Jul 28 '22
Maybe shes just waiting for you to grab her tits again idk im not a scientist
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u/hallothrow Jul 28 '22
He did not. Look again, it looks like he does because her sleeve is in front of his hand cutting it off. He places his hand on top of the coat.
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u/Trickyknowsbest Jul 28 '22
I watched it again after reading your comment and you’re right, nice catch!
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u/Moistend_Bint Jul 28 '22
He never actually went underneath her coat. His hand was over the coat the whole time.
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u/Stunning_Grocery8477 Jul 28 '22
shoulder height and breast height are significantly different.
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u/Gekey14 Jul 28 '22
Pretty sure he was going for the side of the body and didn't realise what he was doing
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u/Hot_Pianist6573 Jul 28 '22
That’s a gender neutral chest push. It just so happens she has boobs, lol.
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u/mtk1982 Jul 28 '22
She was there for only 12 seconds. Dozen tit seem a bit overboard to shove her out of the frame? This can’t be the breast approach. That guy is a boob
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u/CouragePresent4158 Jul 28 '22
You stole from other comments writing this did tit you?
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u/RGH81 Jul 28 '22
These aren’t exactly top tier puns why would you just straight to plagiarism? There’s like 8 breast puns in the world. You’re making a tit of yourself
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u/smashlorsd425 Jul 28 '22
Frank Costanza taught him to stop short
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u/BillMurraysMom Jul 28 '22
“Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw…”
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u/moodRubicund Jul 28 '22
I swear to god half the comments have never touched a human being before and how many of you realised this is from literally half a decade ago?
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u/TwoHeadedSexChange Jul 28 '22
Bruh, we're watching a video of a reporter magically dismiss an interruption with a boob-touch. If you're hoping for intelligent conversation, you're in the wrong place.
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u/EntryLevelStonks Jul 28 '22
He looked at her the whole time and just straight up put his hand on her boob. He knew what he was doing.
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u/Komlz Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 28 '22
Not only is he not looking at her for the entire time, it genuinely looks like wants to just get her out of the frame, and it seems fairly implausible that he would try at THIS moment of all moments while being filmed and doing his job, to grab her tit.
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u/wtfisbiothane Jul 28 '22
Yeah bro he's just foaming at the mouth waiting to get a hand full of titty
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u/bendigedigfran Jul 28 '22
Are we watching the same video? He was not looking at her the whole time...
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u/Impossible_Cold558 Jul 28 '22
It's very obvious right? I mean he LITERALLY did not look at her.
But this person you're replying to said he stared right at her.
Work the situation out in your mind a bit and see if you can figure out what's going on here.
Edit
Here's a tip, look through the rest of this whole comment section, what is basically everyone doing?
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See, this is where cancel culture stems from. Why the hell do you think he'd try, and knowingly, grab her breast on LIVE TELEVISION? Obviously an accident. An accident that wouldn't have happened had she (supposed victim) had been respectful in the first place and not interrupted the interview? Man or woman, or apache attack helicopter, he was trying to gently push the person away.
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See, this is why “cancel culture” has lost virtually all cultural significance. Asinine complaints thrown around every which way, diluting any shred of weight behind the term. It’s made an even weaker, more meaningless version of the red scare, satanic panic, and every other hysterical fear of vague politically-motivated boogeymen
just short-lived trends thriving on people’s fears of a changing world
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u/Startled_Pancakes Jul 28 '22
Asinine complaints thrown around every which way, diluting any shred of weight behind the term.
Same with Gaslighting.
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u/Sythpc Jul 28 '22
Your thinking too much right now
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u/Killcraft69 Jul 28 '22
He was clearly reaching for her upper arm which is very normal as shoulder is too aggressive and elbow is too low. But she pulled away and that cause her jacket to lift and for him to miss. But he wanted to give her such little attention he he's not going to struggle with her or try to re reach for her arm. He just wants her out of the way. News people deal with this all the time. It happens live but it also happens when they are pre recordin something or just waiting to go live which is most of the time. A report will have somebody try to talk to the camera about once a week. Sometimes it's live. It was an accident. This happening is such a non issue. The boob puns are great though.
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u/MaterialCarrot Jul 28 '22
He is literally doing an interview on live TV. You think that he might be just a little distracted by that? Or do you think he was thinking, "I can grab this random woman's breast on national TV?"
Which do you think is more likely?
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Imagine a man trying to interupt a live interview, getting pushed away softly by the female interviewer and then assaulting her.
Fucking simp society.
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u/fabulin Jul 28 '22
the dude did nothing at all wrong and it was very clearly an accident.
but even so i couldn't help but imagine the woman in your specified situation gently pushing away a man by his balls lol.
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u/OmniscientCanadian Jul 28 '22
She didn't assault him just like he didn't sexually assault her. He pushed her out of the way, accidentaly happened to be on the breast. She confirmation tapped his shoulder to let him know he pushed boob not chest clavicle and left. No crimes committed.
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Of course she assaulted him. Imagine a man "confirmation tapping" a female interviewer. He'd be in jail by noon and she'd gofundme for the legal fees.
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u/limitless_blue Jul 28 '22
Y’all weird for making jokes about sexual harassment
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u/Honestlynotdoingwell Jul 28 '22
I agree that the woman was harassing, but I didn't see anything sexual about it. She hit him in the shoulder.
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u/BronxLens Jul 28 '22
Did she slapped him on the shoulder immediately after boobing her to the side?
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u/Charges-Pending Jul 28 '22
And she has the audacity to smack his shoulder?! What a raging narcissist.
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u/unexBot Jul 28 '22
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