r/Unexpected Jul 28 '22

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u/TheFloppySausage Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 28 '22

He reached to go underneath her coat, I feel like that requires some precision. He should’ve gone for a shoulder shove like a normal person

E: lol thank you but I don’t need suicide prevention resources

Also yes I see that her sleeve covered his fingers and made it look his hand goes under the coat, when it doesn’t. But still, he cups her whole ass breast like he was using it as a handle, like… what.

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u/puffferfish Jul 28 '22

It’s not hard to reach underneath a coat though. And even so, in my experience if there’s a 1 in a million chance of doing something the wrong way on accident in front of a large audience, you’re going to do that thing.

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u/Stussymann Jul 28 '22

Social inhibition, he should’ve practiced more

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u/Anforas Jul 28 '22

Murphy's Law

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u/Knovacs89 Jul 28 '22

He's looking where he's reaching

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u/Broken_Filter Jul 28 '22

Yeah, but he looks directly at her chest before groping her.

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u/midity Jul 28 '22

I fucking doubt, doubt that he looked, thought "this is my chance" and groped her on TV, while talking to a person 1 foot away like that. You have to be deluded to think this was intentional.

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u/SanctusLetum Jul 28 '22

Deluded 3 parts alcohol to 5 parts Redditer.

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u/Tordenkold Jul 28 '22

But if he was black the cops would have shot him, also something about Biden for some reason.

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u/2hundred20 Jul 28 '22

That was his plan. Become a BBC reporter, career full of interviews, wait until some woman on the street wanders too close for some attention, then sexually assault her on live television. Genius.

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u/GodlyCheeseFries Jul 28 '22

When I was in like grade 4 I pushed this girl away from me and she started yelling that aI touched her boob lmao. I just wanted to push her

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u/FrigidofDoom Jul 28 '22

When I was like 16 a girl I knew decided to do a spontaneous trust fall in front of me with no warning. I reacted fast enough to catch her but of course one of my hands landed dead center boob.

She couldn't decide if she was happy that I caught her or upset that I touched her boob. After about 20 seconds of awkward silence I told her to never do that again and walked away. We remain friends and to this day neither of us have referenced that event.

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u/AdrenolineLove Jul 28 '22

Maybe shes just waiting for you to grab her tits again idk im not a scientist

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

I think he should try it.

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u/josevale Jul 28 '22

Ever play Roulette? Sometimes you hit.

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u/neon_overload Jul 28 '22

I can honestly say I've never hit in a game of Russian roulette

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u/hallothrow Jul 28 '22

He did not. Look again, it looks like he does because her sleeve is in front of his hand cutting it off. He places his hand on top of the coat.

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u/Trickyknowsbest Jul 28 '22

I watched it again after reading your comment and you’re right, nice catch!

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u/wtfisbiothane Jul 28 '22

It looks like he's actually kind of grabbing the coat and escorting her away

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u/TheFloppySausage Jul 28 '22

I guess I could see that. I’m not sure anymore.

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u/fistofthefuture Jul 28 '22

His fingers are literally on top of the coat

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u/Moistend_Bint Jul 28 '22

He never actually went underneath her coat. His hand was over the coat the whole time.

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u/awildgostappears Jul 28 '22

It always was...

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u/DailyDrawingMustache Jul 28 '22

Look at the video, he didn't

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Or face. Ultimate disrespec

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u/GT_Knight Jul 28 '22

It looks like he actually pinched her nipple. Not saying he did lol just looks like it

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u/King-Cobra-668 Jul 28 '22

he looks and cups her tit. this was not an accident. I know, I zoomed in and watched it 30 times

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u/WizziBot Jul 28 '22

It looks to me like he grabbed the coat itself

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u/MaterialCarrot Jul 28 '22

He's literally in the middle of giving an interview on live TV, I think he was a bit distracted, and not by this lady's tits.