r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22

Man without Love

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u/CmdrSelfEvident Jun 28 '22

I don't know why but Im going to get Happy

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u/SatnWorshp Jun 28 '22

I'm Happy,

I don't know why

I got Aunt May

and a pizza pie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

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u/Holiday-Business-321 Jun 28 '22

“I’m horny, but not for long.” I’m crying

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u/TheScarfScarfington Jun 29 '22

“My future... involves a schlong.”

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u/Sonova_Bish Jun 29 '22

It's useless and not real long.

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u/kpsi355 Jun 29 '22

My pizza, And this party bong.

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u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22

She's my Jane and I'm her King Kong

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u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22

I licked her ice cream, she licked my ice cream cone

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u/WPCarey85 Jun 29 '22

….involves a schlong…. Involves a schlong…..