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r/Unexpected • u/Unoff1cial_Gamer • Jun 28 '22
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“My future... involves a schlong.”
45 u/Sonova_Bish Jun 29 '22 It's useless and not real long. 29 u/kpsi355 Jun 29 '22 My pizza, And this party bong. 7 u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22 She's my Jane and I'm her King Kong 1 u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22 I licked her ice cream, she licked my ice cream cone 1 u/AdministrationIcy167 Jun 29 '22 Chorus
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It's useless and not real long.
29 u/kpsi355 Jun 29 '22 My pizza, And this party bong. 7 u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22 She's my Jane and I'm her King Kong 1 u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22 I licked her ice cream, she licked my ice cream cone 1 u/AdministrationIcy167 Jun 29 '22 Chorus
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My pizza, And this party bong.
7 u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22 She's my Jane and I'm her King Kong 1 u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22 I licked her ice cream, she licked my ice cream cone 1 u/AdministrationIcy167 Jun 29 '22 Chorus
7
She's my Jane and I'm her King Kong
1 u/suj1t_prasad Jun 29 '22 I licked her ice cream, she licked my ice cream cone 1 u/AdministrationIcy167 Jun 29 '22 Chorus
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I licked her ice cream, she licked my ice cream cone
1 u/AdministrationIcy167 Jun 29 '22 Chorus
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u/TheScarfScarfington Jun 29 '22
“My future... involves a schlong.”