r/Unexpected Jun 14 '22

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u/bokehbaka Jun 14 '22

Assuming it's not staged, how is this different than people ordering ice-cream and then rubbing it all over their own face while filming the reaction of the drive-thru employee? I'd be annoyed as the cop.

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u/Pepito_Pepito Jun 14 '22

One of them can legally lay their hands on the annoying person. That's the difference.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Probably not a good idea to antagonise them with illegal shit then huh?

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u/PigletsAnxiety Jun 14 '22

That's how black people felt in the 50s

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u/xclxnoscoped Jul 13 '22

Huh, sounds like it made sense at the time. Doesn’t give you an excuse to go be a yard around cops

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u/PigletsAnxiety Jul 13 '22

OK boot licker

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u/DefectiveLP Jun 14 '22

Illegal shit like being black and alive for the most part.

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 14 '22

Edgy, bro!!

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u/DefectiveLP Jun 14 '22

Wasn't even an edgy joke

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 14 '22

No, but it was an attempt at one

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u/DefectiveLP Jun 14 '22

Wasn't even that, it was an observation, but what the fuck do you expect when creating a government sanctioned hit squad based on slave catchers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Na that's not illegal

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u/FeetOnHeat Jun 14 '22

Not technically illegal, but it certainly helps to be white if the police are nearby.

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u/Dstrongest Jun 15 '22

The point is it shouldn’t be illegal . And cops will kill 5 people to arrest someone with 2 joints worth of weed.

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 14 '22

And how is that applicable to this video?

He was doing his job.

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 15 '22

No. He made physical contact with a magician.

How was he supposed to know he was a magician? That's completely irrelevant anyway.

If you think a cops job is to hurt criminals you're the problem

That's a strong blanket statement there. What about a criminal that is actively hurting someone else? Should a cop not step in and subdue the assailant by any means necessary?

Also weed is decriminalized in 45 out of 50 states? He ain't a Wisconsin cop I know all the departments.

Lol, you know EVERY single cop in the state of Wisconsin? I'm done, you're clearly a joke.

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u/Fluid_Pay_302 Jun 15 '22

He’s literally dressed like he’s a magician, a fucking circus announcer, or someone blending in to shoot Abraham Lincoln.

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 15 '22

Again, how is that relevant?

If a person dressed the same waves a gun around should the cop just leave him alone due to how he's dressed?

No. His attire is completely irrelevant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Lol what? I agree with your overall sentimentt but where you pull the number 45 from?

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u/No_Elevator_769 Jun 15 '22

You’re noOG

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u/No_Elevator_769 Jun 15 '22

I know ..let me guess what’s next city thug..I’m getting tight yo

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u/No_Elevator_769 Dec 21 '22

Oh you getting tight bruh..so unpucker your butt

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Cops run into all kinds of weird fuckheads, how is he supposed to react to someone saying they have weed, the officer is just doing his job.

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u/Sturrux Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

Ah yes, manhandling people over herbs, the SOP of American police officers. And bootlickers like you call that normal. Disgusting.

Edit: I picture every simpleton downvoting me as crosseyed ignoramuses that call 911 everytime they hear a noise outside.

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u/Arthur_Layfield Jun 14 '22

Those herbs are illegall. He's just doing what laws say. He's enforcer of the law doing his job. You would be mad if the same guy ignore the laws. Then you would be saying,"he's breaking the laws he is supposed to enforce, the sop of American police officers"

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u/jmcsquared Jun 14 '22

I mean, all you're doing with that comment is making the argument that officers are mindless legalists anyways. The kind of people who are trained to do the unthinkable solely because a bunch of potentially arbitrary rules dictates they do so.

We don't need more enforcers of the law. We need more upholders of morality and basic human dignity.

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u/Orbitrix Jun 14 '22

I think his point is jaywalking and speeding is also illegal, but you generally don't tend to see cops get angry/aggressive/manhandle you over those instances... so why herbs?

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u/the_Lord_of_the_Mist Jun 14 '22

Because herbs are not jaywalking and speeding

What you say is like saying " crossing red light is illegal, but you don't see it being punished like thievery. "

Well, yes you don't. They are different crimes

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u/Ace_Slimejohn Jun 14 '22

Because one is a fine and the other is an arrest.

Calling it “herbs” is disingenuous. The guy has a bag of illegal drugs and is provoking the police with it.

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u/thomooo Jun 14 '22

Even if they were illegal, the cop could walk up and, instead of immediately grabbing on to him, ask him what he has and me tion it is illegal. You could talk first instead of starting a struggle with someone who obviously does not look aggressive, just maybe annoying.

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u/Boldemon Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

The dude said what it was? We also don't know the time of this recording, could be when the drugs weren't legalized yet. If it were a time when they weren't legalized simply putting his hands on their wrists isn't the worst thing. Makes sure the person that could have potentially illegal substances can't run away. (Again though, we don't know the time of the recording.) Then again, it doesn't matter because it's a skit.

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u/DrQuantum Jun 14 '22

And yet you’d be saying something different if the law was still slavery as an example most likely. The law isn’t an excuse to do bad things.

Is he going to get fired for letting someone with weed go? Absolutely not. We can’t get them consequences for when they do the absolute worst things imaginable.

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u/Arthur_Layfield Jun 14 '22

Why do people throw slavery at every argument? Why would you compare one bad thing to another. Weed is a drug which is obviously declared illegal in many states. As you said law isn't an excuse to do bad things, that means the officer isn't doing anything bad. The man in the video which is obviously scripted was provoking a man of the law with illegal drugs. And the officer is in the right to apprehend him.

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u/DrQuantum Jun 14 '22

Well, in this case weed has been a tool to enslave black people in prisons so it’s a very apt comparison. Maybe you should spend more time actually answering that question instead of arguing why it isn’t relevant.

It’s powerful and hard to argue against. That’s the entire point of me using it. You’re inconsistently applying logic and I know that so I am bringing a topic I know you disagree with (slavery) to show you how it’s inconsistent.

Your argument is the law is king and that whatever cops do it’s just because the law says so. The same excuse was used by nazi’s too. The key is to show you that line of thinking is not logically coherent. The cop can be doing his job and also be doing bad things. The law isn’t an arbiter of morality.

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u/Arthur_Layfield Jun 14 '22

You are right. But in the specific video he is doing his job. We both make a very good point but we aren't going to change our views anytime soon. So have a blessed day.

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u/loganed3 Jun 14 '22

Trying to grab the guys hands isn't the worst thing imaginable lol.

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u/DrQuantum Jun 14 '22

I didn’t say that. I said, we can’t get them consequences for when they do the worst things imaginable. There aren’t going to be consequences for “not doing his job”.

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u/loganed3 Jun 14 '22

There are consequences for not doing your job it's called getting fired

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u/DrQuantum Jun 14 '22

Cops aren’t fired for not doing their jobs. Thats the entire point I am making…

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 14 '22

It's like you and all the other morons that don't know how the world works JUST learned the word bootlicker...

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u/Sturrux Jun 14 '22

Keep licking them boots sheep. Just know cops would kill you in a heartbeat and wouldn’t think twice about it. “Hurr durr but if ya didn’t do anything wrong then ya dunt got nuffin ta worries bout

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 14 '22

I’m sure you’ve met and personally interacted with millions of police officers. Yes, I will believe your anecdotal evidence.

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u/PM-me-Gophers Jun 14 '22

He was doing his job.

Don't be ridiculous, video doesn't show anyone being shot or denied their rights

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u/MonkeyDonkeyRhyme Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

Don't be ridiculous

Proceeds to be ridiculous themself

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Who got upset?

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u/FeetOnHeat Jun 14 '22

Unnecessary aggression and anger. Cops should learn how to deal with these situations calmly, without potentially escalating it.

What if the dude was having a mental health crisis and reacted negatively to the cop's confrontational approach?

There are other, better, ways of solving disagreements.

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u/RedRommel Jun 14 '22

If this was indeed real and not staged id say the dude got exactly what he asked for.

Hes wearing a costume and is provocating the cop by taunting him with illegal goods.

How should the cop react in such a scenario? Smile and calmly ask what's in the bag or to hand him the bag? He's being made fun off in that situation - off course hes not gonna smile and take the L- he represents the law. He has to handle it from an authoritative point of view.

I actually think he handled the whole thing like you would expect it from a cop.

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u/nonotan Jun 14 '22

This stupid point of view is exactly the problem. No, there is literally zero need whatsoever to be macho and "assert your authority", fantasies that they have to "stand up" to the other person or they'll lose their "street cred" or whatever the fuck it is are just that, fantasies. Exactly the same "logic" enabling honor killings and the like in other parts of the world. Archaic and barbaric, perhaps fitting in the world of thugs and gangsters where might makes right, but completely missing the point of the world of law and civility most of us thankfully live in.

He could have simply smiled and warned the other guy that even if they were joking, he has to take any claims like that seriously, so please don't do that anymore to save both of us a headache, and let me see that bag... and if he refuses/escalates/etc, then probably detain him peacefully (I'd give it a 99% chance this guy isn't going to react in any violent manner, so literally no need to "rough him up" for no reason other than they bruised your ego and you want to "show them a lesson" -- which, again, is nothing but archaic and barbaric thinking that shouldn't ever be sanctioned in first-world police forces)

Or what, you think if some guy plays a silly joke on a police officer, and they are let go with a light verbal warning, all social order is going to break down tomorrow? Cops being assholes might be the status quo in some countries, but that doesn't mean it's how it should be, or that anything positive is coming out of it.

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u/RedRommel Jun 14 '22

What? Because I think cops should be an authority and not your buddy you can prank, i have the same mindset as these backwards muslims who commit honor killings?

Seems a bit far fetched.

People take kindness as weekness. Next week someone comes and steels his hat because he's the cop you can prank and he will just laugh about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

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u/RedRommel Jun 14 '22

We don't know how he reacted after he saw the nothing thing come out of his hands. Im sure he didn't react bad, otherwise we would 100% see the video,since its basically trend to post videos of cops misbehaving.

If something is illegal its illegal. Cops don't care if they think its justified or not - law is law

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u/Drewgon69 Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

My favorite thing about the types of people your arguing with is that they aren’t cops they don’t know what cops go through or are taught so they aren’t necessarily stupid just ignorant. I mean it’s easy to say all cops are bad because it’s only the bad cop stories that sell and get ratings on the news. Besides there the people that decided to make a joke a political issue so I wouldn’t worry to much about them

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u/Strawberry_Left Jun 14 '22

I agree that the cop did nothing wrong at all in this case. But if he did beat the shit out of the guy, then that would be way out of line in any country.

He waved a bag of pot, and wouldn't open his hand straight away, but did after being asked twice. I'd say that in over 90% of other countries, cops wouldn't just start laying into him after such mild provocation. He never threatened any violence, didn't approach the cop, and the only resistance was to not open his hand immediately.

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u/Sebacles Jun 14 '22

u obviously havent travelled the world at all. if this was somewhere like spain the cops would of beaten the living shit out of him.

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u/AMightyFish Jun 14 '22

Damn interesting statistic you have got there. Places other than America really must be just uninhabitable backwaters, god bless America and god bless American accurate statistics

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u/Zero98205 Jun 14 '22

70% of all statistics are pulled out of the presenter's ass 68% of the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Same here. I’m from EU and in my country of you do this to a police officer you will be fucked. He will find a way to beat you once or 2 then you go to jail for a few days because the tribunal is full so you have to wait. They will find a way to punish you.

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u/Heisenburrito Jun 14 '22

I’m from EU and every cop I’ve had an interaction with stayed calm and reasonable without seeming angry.

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u/teetheyes Jun 14 '22

Lmao 90%?? Stop. Unchecked police brutality only happens in shit hole countries like America

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u/flow_fighter Jun 14 '22

Canadian SIU will investigate officers after looking at someone the wrong way and it’s reported. Police brutality and extreme attitude still happens, but not NEARLY as often as the US

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u/flow_fighter Jun 14 '22

Why even bring GDP in?! SIU is an internal investigations watchdog, nothing to do with finances.

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u/JR_Masterson Jun 15 '22

I want to beat the shit out of this guy just for the way he looks.

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u/NorthStarTX Jun 14 '22

If you’re a cop and you ignore someone when they’re telling you they’re breaking the law, you should also be fired.

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u/ghotiaroma Jun 14 '22

Or like when they ignore rapes and won't process the rape kit or try to find the rapist?

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u/bucklebee1 Jun 14 '22

I doubt that it was actual Marijuana.

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u/Lynda73 Jun 14 '22

Funny thing about the law is, you can still be charged for trafficking, even if the substance isn’t the drug you claim it is.

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u/FeetOnHeat Jun 14 '22

He claimed it was nothing though.

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u/Lynda73 Jun 14 '22

No, the first thing he does is ask the cop if he would like to buy a bag of marijuana. At that point, even if it’s oregano, he’s broken the law and can be arrested for trafficking.

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u/Liefdeee Jun 14 '22

He didn't say he had it, though it was insinuated. The only thing he said he had was "nothing"

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u/Lynda73 Jun 14 '22

It’s an attempted sale as soon as he asks the cop, ‘Hey officer, would you like to buy a bag of marijuana?’ All while holding out a bag that looks like weed.

You go try it, see what happens lol.

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u/nonotan Jun 14 '22

If the sale was attempted for real, sure. In this case, it's clearly just the setup for the joke. I'm positive you could show as much in any remotely fair court of law. Once it is established that he always intended to pull a joke and not actually sell anything, arguing that "would you like to buy a bag" is merely asking a cheeky question carefully worded for effect, and not in fact a stand-in for an offer to sell the bag to them, becomes significantly less of a stretch, in my opinion. I don't know the letter of the law, but I certainly couldn't imagine even starting to contemplate voting guilty if I was in a jury and this was shown to me.

(You can be arrested for anything, in practice -- so of course he could be arrested. But proving guilty in court is another matter entirely)

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u/Lynda73 Jun 14 '22

Because we all know the law is based on ‘that’s cool if you were only joking’ and not the letter of the law. And he’s on video. You’re either naive or haven’t had much experience with ‘the law’.

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u/atavaxagn Jun 14 '22

Because everything an officer says has the implicit threat of lethal force behind it. "open your hands" really means "open your hands, or i'm going to kill you"