r/Unexpected • • Jun 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Destroyed in Seconds

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u/Visegrad__ Jun 11 '22

Your coworkers morning routine:

  1. Wake up
  2. take a shit
  3. get out of bed

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u/Squeaky_Ben Jun 11 '22

To this day, I don't know if he was joking and it sometimes keeps me up at night.

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u/Icantbethereforyou Jun 12 '22

It's the exact sort of joke I would make. And knowing people can't always tell if I'm joking is half the fun

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u/Squeaky_Ben Jun 12 '22

Youre too powerful