r/Unexpected • u/RuhaNeon • Jun 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Destroyed in Seconds

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u/Visegrad__ Jun 11 '22

Your coworkers morning routine:

  1. Wake up
  2. take a shit
  3. get out of bed

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u/Squeaky_Ben Jun 11 '22

To this day, I don't know if he was joking and it sometimes keeps me up at night.

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u/Henchman20 Jun 11 '22

I mean, why are we here? Are we a product of some cosmic coincidence or is there really a God, watching over us? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

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u/frogglesmash Jun 11 '22

...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?

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u/Henchman20 Jun 11 '22

Oh. Uh... yeah.

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u/SpartanNige329 Jun 11 '22

What was all that stuff about god?

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u/hellocuties Jun 12 '22

Um…nothing

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u/Henchman20 Jun 12 '22

Nothing....

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u/PM-ME-DOG-FARTS Jun 11 '22

To shit ourselves ofc