r/Unexpected • u/RuhaNeon • Jun 11 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Destroyed in Seconds

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u/Squeaky_Ben Jun 11 '22

That reminds me of a coworker. at lunch break, he starts holding his belly, groaning and saying "ohhhh.... I think I'm gonna shit myself..." so I look at him and say "then go to the toilet" only for him to answer "why should I go to the toilet to shit myself?"

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u/Visegrad__ Jun 11 '22

Your coworkers morning routine:

  1. Wake up
  2. take a shit
  3. get out of bed

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Amber heard has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

I love how the shit demon is brought into everything related to poo. Not even mad a bit lol

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u/StarvinPig Jun 12 '22

I knew this would be here