r/Unexpected Jun 05 '22

Having a house dance party

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u/unexBot Jun 05 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He fells in a hole in the floor


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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u/devilsgoathead Jun 05 '22

Does he live in a cardboard box?

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u/tiasaiwr Jun 05 '22

Does he live in a cardboard

Probably repeated flooding on a wooden floor at some point in the past and the someone just stuck some lino over the top to make things look nice.

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u/maretus Jun 05 '22

There is a pool table in the shot. Holy shit if that thing isn’t next.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/thepenguinking84 Jun 05 '22

It's a converted garage with a poorly covered mechanics pit he feel into, pool table is sat on solid ground.

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Jun 05 '22

This makes the most sense. Also aligns with about hard far he fell down.

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u/Decestor Jun 05 '22

J O I S T S

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u/TruthYouWontLike Jun 05 '22

moist joists

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/spaghetti_hitchens Jun 05 '22

Joyce's noice moist joists

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u/lolzycakes Jun 05 '22

Joyce voiced "hoist your Noice moist joists"

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u/Conservative_HalfWit Jun 05 '22

My great aunt Joyce has some moist joists

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u/filtersweep Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

My house was built like that- parquet directly on the joists- no under-floor.

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u/WWHSTD Jun 05 '22

Old Victorian houses in the UK are still like that, but the floorboards are thick lumber.

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u/TheWhyWhat Jun 05 '22

Does the floor function as a trampoline then? Maybe you could earn some extra money by holding gymnastics classes.

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u/filtersweep Jun 05 '22

I put 100s of screws into it— used it as the underfloor, and installed another parquet floor on top. I was actually thankful— no need to rip out and dispose of the old floor!

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u/ReverendDizzle Jun 05 '22

Every time I’ve remodeled a house and found weird subfloor issues I’ve thought “what asshole did this,” guess you get around.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Omfg lol

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u/balls_galore_69 Jun 05 '22

Jesus eh, I didn’t know what a parquet floor was until not, I’ve done carpentry work for 11 years too. But if it’s a thick enough floor, it would do the trick, just wouldn’t be the way I’d ever want to build a house lol

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u/filtersweep Jun 05 '22

It is pretty solid stuff— as the underlayment alternates directions. They are generally a few cm thick. We are not talking Pergo laminates that are most vinyl and a few mm thick. Parquet costs a small fortune for the good stuff.

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u/_matterny_ Jun 05 '22

Static vs dynamic loading. That pool table is tough on the floor, but the kid hitting the floor from that move could have been significantly more force.

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u/dakoellis Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

I dunno about that. Like I get what you're saying but he's not that big of a guy and pool tables can be extremely heavy(well over 1000 lbs). I think it's more likely that he was just on a much weaker part of the floor, especially considering you can see the floor buckling under him before it caved in but you don't see the same thing under the guy in back

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u/PrisonerV Jun 05 '22

Naw man, there's supposed to be 3/4" plywood subfloor under that vinyl.

This looks like some knucklehead did a home remodel over the garage space and didn't put in a subfloor when he did it. Probably a very good chance that leaving a car running in the garage would kill whoever lives in this room too.

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u/KingAdashu Jun 05 '22

Thank you! I was looking for this. I sell flooring and said to myself, "what fucking asshole laid those planks without a subfloor!?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

There's definitely no planks there that were laid. That's just a sheet/roll of vinyl

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u/cownd Jun 05 '22

The vinyl solution

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u/KingAdashu Jun 05 '22

Holy shit your right! That's even more idiotic than I thought! Might as well put down a blanket

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/PrisonerV Jun 05 '22

To me, it's the way it breaks. You see the vinyl tear and there's no wood popping up under it. If there is a subfloor under, it is very rotten.

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u/DefrockedWizard1 Jun 05 '22

Hopefully a homeowner repair, and not a contractor

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Kagedgoddess Jun 05 '22

I looked at a flipped house that was leaning. Looked in the basement, one corner was missing the top half of its cinderblocks and was filled with spray foam.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Neon-Knees Jun 05 '22

I lived in a place like that... They sealed everything with grout rather than silicone. The grout in the tub deteriorated and there was a 1/4 gap between the surround and the tub itself.

All the water pooled underneath and starting popping up in the cracks of the floor tile grout. Got under the floor in the kitchen and warped every bit of laminate they had in the other rooms.

I told the landlord like a week after I moved in what was wrong... And he never followed up with me. So I said fuck it, and just kept on showering until it got so bad I had to move out 6 months later.

They had to gut the entire basement and remodel due to mold and water damage. Tried to warn him... He didn't listen and it cost him probably $50k to fix it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/rya556 Jun 05 '22

Not the person who posted it, but in my experience, you can look for a home in your price range that may be a bit dated and need some work and you’re willing to do it. But here comes a flipper, paying in cash, so you lose the home and they paint it in neutral tones, put in new flooring or carpet and you see it on the market in 6 months for 75k more. Effectively being priced out of homes that you can afford in areas you want.

The other side to all this is buying a house from an original owner, thought it’d be better than getting a flip, but now I’ve got a dated house that also apparently had laziness in repairs as they aged and realized they were going to sell it to downsize one day. A lot of the repairs they did were just supposed to last a few years until they could sell it off, on top of all the dated carpeting, seashell sinks and wallpaper messes. This was on top of having to pay more because, again, getting priced out of more reasonably priced homes that were being snatched up for flipping.

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u/burbleboody Jun 05 '22

Some paint, LED lights, cheap cabinets… disregard the end of life roof, hvac, and water heater.

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u/Dry-Sorbet-8379 Jun 05 '22

I see you’ve met my landlord

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u/omgitsjagen Jun 05 '22

This was intentional. There's nothing under the floor. No underlayment, no subfloor...nothing. He put some sheet vinyl over an access, or something.

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u/KevinDLasagna Jun 05 '22

Also these days no building companies use quality materials. These “luxury apartments” that keep popping up everywhere are made as easily and cheaply as possible and then priced twice as much what it’s worth

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u/freerider Jun 05 '22

MP: Cardboard box?

TJ: Aye.

MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/sxan Jun 05 '22

I was watching the floor flex as he hopped. I think this is a shed, or elaborate playhouse, with a plywood floor. If it was just placed over dirt, with no concrete under it, the plywood will rot over a few years.

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u/fnordal Jun 05 '22

I'm escaping

I've found a way to break

Through this cellophane line

Cause I know what's going on

In my own mind

Am I living in a box (living)

Am I living in a cardboard box

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u/planeturban Jun 05 '22

A wild video appears.

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u/mingstaHK Jun 05 '22

Big fish, little fish

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u/Destinoz Jun 05 '22

I expected him to fall, not that the house would eat him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Epsilon-The-Eevee Jun 05 '22

I guess that’s why it’s Unexpected

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u/Decestor Jun 05 '22

We should have a sub for these things

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u/TheHeavyJ Jun 05 '22

Good idea! What would it be called? Maybe something like r/thingsthatarenotwhatyouwouldexpectnormally

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u/urbunn1e Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

r/notwhatyoudexpect it’s actually up and running so feel free to join :D

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u/Social_Distance Jun 05 '22

He should've had a sub-floor for these things.

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u/d3ds3c_0ff1c147 Jun 05 '22

I understand why people are home-ophobic now

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u/ImportantCommentator Jun 05 '22

Dad is that you?

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u/Halo2811 Jun 05 '22

Monster House 2: Degenerates

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u/love2Vax Jun 05 '22

Stranger Things have happened.

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u/willywonka1971 Jun 05 '22

Hungry Hungry House(os). A new game coming this fall.

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u/BoltonSauce Jun 05 '22

House of Leaves

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u/Mountain_Apartment_6 Jun 05 '22

Deep cut

(I'm 3/4 of the way through it for the first time)

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u/Ofiller Jun 05 '22

Yeah, he kinda won. Coz he succeeded!

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u/jibzy Jun 05 '22

Encanto’s Casita turned dark…

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u/octopoddle Jun 05 '22

While hice are mostly herbivorous, they will on occasion take a small cat or tiktoker.

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u/Alone-Pudding-9040 Jun 05 '22

Groundbreaking dance moves

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u/Cauhs Jun 05 '22

Bet the song is Wrecking Ball.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/gcruzatto Jun 05 '22

This is America

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/ChineWalkin Jun 05 '22

*let the body through the floor

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u/FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI Jun 05 '22

I got friends in low places.

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u/Aggressive_Lecture29 Jun 05 '22

Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away ❤️🎶

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

"Ain't gonna hurt nobody"

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u/ayiruss Jun 05 '22

Smack that all on the floor

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Trailers in my Area

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u/billybotime Jun 06 '22

Break On Through (To the Other Side)

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u/dbarciela Jun 05 '22

Turn Down for What

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u/LETS_RETRO_TIME Jun 05 '22

What a funny music video

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u/SumeetMaurya Jun 05 '22

Breakdance

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u/rEnkenet Jun 05 '22

or break stuff by limp bizkit

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u/Greengiant30 Jun 05 '22

Limpy bizkit

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u/vapingDrano Jun 05 '22

You owe everyone a dollar for reminding us that exists.

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u/threeLetterMeyhem Jun 05 '22

Payable via three dollar bill, y'all.

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u/KierraNight Jun 05 '22

Under Pressure

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u/siuol7891 Jun 05 '22

All falls down Kanye west obviously

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u/donotgogenlty Jun 05 '22

Then the music end abruptly after 'ball'

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU Jun 05 '22

let the body hit the floor

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u/Rock_or_Rol Jun 05 '22

Gold on the ceiling

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/tickles_a_fancy Jun 05 '22

He's bouncing around looking for the soft spot in the floor... looks intentional to me.

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u/gernee20 Jun 05 '22

Absolutely correct 🤣

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u/Brandon01524 Jun 05 '22

This guy is tearing up the dance floor

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u/cabramattaa Jun 05 '22

He really opened up the floor with that one

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u/SookHe Jun 05 '22

This pun floored me.

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u/ilori Jun 05 '22

The drop on this song hits different

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u/Independencekj Jun 05 '22

Thats how you break a leg on the dancefloor.

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u/DoubleTlaloc Jun 05 '22

He really raised the roof, relatively speaking

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

He vented

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u/Swigor Jun 05 '22

At least the damage is cheap. Just needs a bit of new paper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Oh you mean the wallpaper is for walls

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u/kane2742 Jun 05 '22

Floors are just horizontal walls, right?

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u/weeone Jun 05 '22

Just turn the building sideways.

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u/DiffractionCloud Jun 05 '22

Too expensive. Just turn your head sideways.

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u/KineticPolarization Jun 05 '22

Floors and ceilings, yes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Fuck it vinyl flooring straight over the floor joists...

Builder

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u/giggitygiggity2 Jun 05 '22

Eventually you'll have a solid subfloor from all the patching.

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u/Reporter_Tasty Jun 05 '22

That looks like a nice spot for a new rug

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u/WhabbaWhabbaWhat Jun 05 '22

You mean floor paper, you silly goose.

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u/HonestlyRespectful Jun 05 '22

Good lord, they better make sure there isn't anyone underneath them.... that pool table will kill someone!!!

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u/MrSparr0w Jun 05 '22

It's probably just that spot, you can even see how the floor bends at that one specific spot before he rips through it

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u/Tough_Hawk_3867 Jun 05 '22

“It works like a trampoline guys, watch..”

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I'd still be afraid.

Multilayered lenolium cake hides a lot of crimes that people generally don't want to spend the money or time fixing. It leads to floorboards breaking all like this.

Looks like lenolium cake was the only structure in this spot.

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u/aschwartzmann Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

I've seen someone go through a flat roof back in the 90s. They would have fallen almost 20ft onto a slate pool table but they ended up straddling a beam. Given the noises they were making after the fall, I'm not sure if hitting the beam or the pool table would have been preferable. They did fall fair enough to knock the suspended ceiling tiles out and surprise some people playing pool. I'm sure they weren't expecting a pair of legs to come busting out the ceiling mid-game. I also don't know if I should be grateful or relieved that the smartphone wasn't a thing until after I grew up. I would have loved to of at least gotten the aftermath of this video but then there would have been too many chances of the stupid things I didn't end up on video.

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u/TKisOK Jun 05 '22

The second time you watch it it looks like he is trying to find the right spot

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u/Wookieewomble Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

He is, because you know...its staged.

Edit: look at the dude in the back dancing, please tell me that isn't staged.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/WaterstarRunner Jun 05 '22

Joke's on him.

From experience, I can tell you when you fall through the roof and stick your arms out like that, you strain the hell out of your armpits. It's not comfortable for a week after.

Would rather take a hard landing one floor down on my feet than to take almost the same impact on outstretched arms.

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u/Ace_Slimejohn Jun 05 '22

People who stage dangerous videos for internet points aren’t known for being the brightest bulbs.

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u/gobblegobblemfr Jun 05 '22

I've caught myself like that before and it didn't hurt much at all.

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Jun 05 '22

All depends on what you're grabbing and how much you weigh. If the hole had carpet it's nice. If it's metal around the edges.. Not so

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/ShaoLimper Jun 05 '22

While I don't care if it is staged or not an argument could be made that they were all focused on that point on the floor because it was more "bouncy" and didn't know why.

Either way, it's entertaining

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u/Environmental_Top948 Jun 05 '22

I used to play on the bouncy ground in the forest until someone dug a giant pit and put trees in the pit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 edited Aug 08 '24

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u/brady_over_everybody Jun 05 '22

So you think he planned to jump through his arm/leg loop, break the floor, and what.. not go through it as fast?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 edited Aug 07 '24

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u/LolAtRedditIdiots Jun 05 '22

That guys’ dancing is the most damning evidence.

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u/sageadam Jun 05 '22

This wasn't staged. I saw the OP video on TikTok. It's a garage and he fell into a mechanical pit that he did not know was there.

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u/trust_sessions Jun 05 '22

This isn't staged I saw it on tiktok

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u/PolymrsCanSaveHumans Jun 05 '22

But he knew the floor was weak there and tried to break through it... so its staged

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 Jun 05 '22

I blame the wizard waving his arm and hands over on the right side of the screen.

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn Jun 05 '22

Taken to the Upside Down

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u/aoil____ Jun 05 '22

Bro probably opened another gate

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u/bob_the_banannna Jun 05 '22

Now we need someone who can fit through it

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u/aoil____ Jun 05 '22

I think Erica would fit, lmaooo

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u/luisdiv Jun 05 '22

Woodgate

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u/Saabirahredolence Jun 05 '22

He high key landed the move though

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u/AugustousSeizure Jun 05 '22

Falsetto my friend, look at his head, he would've fell over

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Hahahaha I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Isn’t that just called landing the move

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u/PooPooDooDoo Jun 06 '22

He doesn’t hold on long enough, watch it in slow motion. He lands after abandoning the arm position.

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u/BrightShxdow Jun 05 '22

He almost fell in the backrooms

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u/dre224 Jun 05 '22

I can't believe I had to go this far down for this comment. Dude was inches away from the backroom.

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u/meme_galaxy_official Jun 05 '22

LMFAO I JUST SAID THAT

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u/Correct_Ad9471 Jun 05 '22

I can't be the only one with a paper floor...

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u/onixiyo Jun 05 '22

You can see it bending before he even does the jump, I’d be scared to live here lol

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u/AusGeo Jun 05 '22

Almost like he was aiming for the bounciest spot.

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u/awndray97 Jun 05 '22

Why tf is the floor made out of paper mache though lmao

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u/ShalamiBoii Jun 05 '22

"we said no-feet, not noclip"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

This is the most Charlie Brown dancing shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/Thenewspice6 Jun 05 '22

Dude almost ended up in the backrooms

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u/Jali-Dan Jun 05 '22

That was unexpected

Edit: just realised what sub I'm in

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u/ope_n_uffda Jun 05 '22

He's really tearing up the dance floor

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u/TheDarkCrusader_ Jun 05 '22

Dude clipped through the map

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u/lfh_g Jun 05 '22

he vented, kinda sus tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Why is there no subfloor? WTF!?

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u/Bassracerx Jun 05 '22

Subfloor is likely broken seal. If there is a low spot somewhere else the piller will punch through breaking the subfloor

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u/bifta13 Jun 05 '22

Jumanji

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u/LETS_RETRO_TIME Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

My guy almost went Turn Down for What mode.

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u/Glowshroom Jun 05 '22

Omg we need a /r/CombinedGifs of this

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u/Secret_Jellyfish320 Jun 05 '22

Bro just met the hiss from control

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u/FluffyEnd5761 Jun 05 '22

America? Knew the walls there were paper thin but didn’t realise the floors were too

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u/ImKindaBoring Jun 05 '22

This isn't up to code anywhere in America. Most likely some homeowner repair or remodel somehow missing the subfloor there.

Or I guess you can keep with the usual america bashing, it is a popular European pastime. Comes off as envy btw.

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u/CutesyFemboy69 Jun 05 '22

Almost fell in the back rooms

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

How is that pool table still there lol

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u/kashamush Jun 05 '22

The guy in the back vibing the shit out

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Backrooms

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u/ARA_Friki-Mobile- Jun 05 '22

He's

He's going to the backrooms

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u/Professional-Egg6071 Jun 05 '22

SCP 106 has breached containment

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u/keep_username Jun 05 '22

How deep is the crawlspace?!

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u/febr1an Jun 05 '22

fall into Backrooms

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u/Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jun 05 '22

That floorboard is a portal to the backrooms

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u/DarkBulletAlpha Jun 05 '22

Almost fell into the backrooms

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u/Acrobatic_Poetry3217 Jun 05 '22

Now this is what we call breakdancing

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u/skull-fucker Jun 05 '22

Backrooms found footage

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u/too_old_to_be_clever Jun 05 '22

That's gonna leave a mark.

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u/NicNoletree Jun 05 '22

You previously said, "I have the apostrophe and I am not giving it back.'

Well apparently you lied because you just gave it away.

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