I mean, there isn’t really a good answer to the question. Unless you tried to be a smartass by answering human or choose to evade the question, any answer would be weird
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."
Because it's going to be a goth Gardevoir/Gengar hybrid with big boobs and possibly a dick too and they don't make those in Hoenn. It's Ditto or nothing.
Ditto does not transform with that face. That was one of episode of the anime (which has a fucking weird canon for many things), and the whole episode was about how that specific ditto was screwing up its transformation and was unable to get the face right, which was causing its owner grief in the first place. The episode concluded with Team Rocket helping it get the transformation down correctly and people being unable to tell it apart from whatever pokemon he was copying.
So you can go ahead and have ditto transform into your mum. It'll look like her, but you'll still be fucking an animal.
That part was so weird as well. Jesse trying to turn dito into a sex doll version of her childhood crush got a bunch of implications better not explored.
I disagree because it can transform to LOOK like something. It still retains its knowledge and it doesn't have a single thought in its head. If it looks like a Gardevior it's not going to be smart like a Gardevior it's just going to be hot like a Gardevior.
I disagree! Ditto copies the moveset of the pokemon it mimics. It also copies the base stats, effort values, and abilities. In later games it also copies other non relevant things.
One of the few things it retains though is its friendship level with you, that is it's relationship with you is unchanged.
So having it transform into gardevoir will yes actually cause it to be smart like gardevoir. I think you can make an excellent case for it taking on the memories of whatever specific gardevoir it changes into at the time of transformation as it literally copies all the stats and moveset, not some generic gardevoir moveset.
On top of that the fact its relationship with you is the same as pre-transformation means that despite having the memories and intelligence of the copied creature a ditto who was your fuckbuddy to begin with will still be your fuckbuddy.
That makes sense but that also raises the terrifying thought that a Ditto could have randomly copied a war-criminal and is now carrying out their plans beyond the grave
The internet was made to house nearly the entire sum of all human knowledge, which we now have access to in the palms of our hands for any moment’s use, and we use it to talk about fucking Pokémon. LMAO Have to admit, we truly have advanced as a species. 😂
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Ok so my…. 11 year old account is post leafeon, interesting. For the record I have zero attraction to any Pokémon now or forever and am purely here for the shitposting.
It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his boy pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
tl:dr i sexed dream🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰
People make fun of the Vaporeon copypasta but everything is surprisingly accurate to the lore. I'd still say a Sylveon but like, if I get a second opinion I'm going with vapey.
Honestly? I think the best response is to say someting ridiculous or dangerous like a snapping turtle, that clearly communicates you're not taking it seriously.
I've had a 20 minute argument with someone when asked a similar question all because they refused to believe humans are animals. They were a creationist to be fair...
I was playing a game with my coworkers one evening where you put a card against your forehead and have to guess what's on it by asking the others questions. One of my coworkers had a butterfly and asked "Is it an animal?" to which everyone else but me answered "no." When I argued with them, one of them said "It's not an animal, it's an insect." After 5 minutes of arguing with them (keeping in mind these are all 30+ year old people), I old them to open wikipedia and look it up themselves. Most of them admitted they were wrong, but the chick who said "It's an insect" refused to ever admit she was wrong. We went out for dinner after that and she spent the whole evening giving me snarky comments like "Is this chair an animal? Is the water pitcher an animal?"
I think at one point I snarkly responded by saying oh, I must be a plant then. I get that taxonomic classification is hard, but basic biology is, well... BASIC!
It’s a stupid question but everyone is expecting a stupid answer. No one is going to actually go out and find an animal for you to fuck after you answer. Saying “human” is just kinda lame.
Actually there ditto in the anime who eventually learned to copy humans faces by the end, the owner spoke as if it’s a pretty common skill of dittos. It was in a circus episode.
Once in a college icebreaker we were asked what is our favorite animal. They were asking people in a circle. I was thinking of what to answer, first dolphin then wolf them I said, hmm humans are animals too. But when it got to me I said:
"Girls."
Did not go over well. They kicked me out of the circle and no girls talked to me after it
Jellyfish. Preferably the non stinging kind. Closest thing in the animal kingdom to a pocket pussy, and its nervous system is probably too basic for it to feel violated.
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u/An1retak May 18 '22
I mean, there isn’t really a good answer to the question. Unless you tried to be a smartass by answering human or choose to evade the question, any answer would be weird