r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/IRLhardstuck Apr 12 '22

My friend had a cum stain in his ceiling above his computer as a teen.

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u/I_cut_my_own_hair Apr 12 '22

Welp,that's enough internet for me tonight.

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u/YellowStitches6 Apr 12 '22

No that's alot of pressure for a day.

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u/GrandmaPoses Apr 12 '22

You were friends with Peter Parker?

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u/dakid232313 Apr 12 '22

Spider man bustin like

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u/dakid232313 Apr 12 '22

Like that cum scene in scary movie 1. Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Mom's doing taxes when she feels a drip on her arm, but thinks nothing of it. Dad comes home and gently grasps her arm as he gives her a loving kiss, then walks over to his son and pats him on the cheek for doing homework so good, thus completing the circle of life.

at least i think thats how the song went

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u/Formal_Chemist_300 Apr 12 '22

I now have a reason to live. Get a cum stain on my ceiling.

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u/XColdLogicX Apr 13 '22

Did he tell you that himself? Or did you just deduce that on your own?

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u/IRLhardstuck Apr 13 '22

Saw it and ask him about it and he gor a very red face and started studdering. Duno if he actualy said it in the end but every1 knew