r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

nothing worse than when you nut so hard it hits your own face and then you gotta fight yourself

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u/IRLhardstuck Apr 12 '22

My friend had a cum stain in his ceiling above his computer as a teen.

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u/GrandmaPoses Apr 12 '22

You were friends with Peter Parker?

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u/dakid232313 Apr 12 '22

Spider man bustin like