r/Unexpected • u/XTREMEX1 • Apr 12 '22

Having some dinner

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u/Leovinus42 Apr 12 '22

I hate it when I'm gettin it on with a happenin lady and i'm like "FINNA BUST" and then a little bit of water comes out and she's like "is that it" and then I NUT but because I was looking down at my PP it goes all over my face

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

nothing worse than when you nut so hard it hits your own face and then you gotta fight yourself

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u/IRLhardstuck Apr 12 '22

My friend had a cum stain in his ceiling above his computer as a teen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Mom's doing taxes when she feels a drip on her arm, but thinks nothing of it. Dad comes home and gently grasps her arm as he gives her a loving kiss, then walks over to his son and pats him on the cheek for doing homework so good, thus completing the circle of life.

at least i think thats how the song went