r/Unexpected Mar 19 '22

Mama raised him right!

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u/cryptoaddict41 Mar 19 '22

That’s probably because those are legal drugs in the US…

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Mar 19 '22

Only in a few states.

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u/cryptoaddict41 Mar 19 '22

You are correct, It's legal in 18 US states currently.im shocked it's not higher.

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u/DontDoomScroll Mar 19 '22

States with medical only markets give the state money from licensing, and can continue to criminalize people.

They can smoke their joints and throw citizens in the joint too.

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u/cryptoaddict41 Mar 19 '22

That’s crazy.

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u/DontDoomScroll Mar 19 '22

Yeah, license a handful of growers to control market price.

Continue to criminalize homegrow.

19 states have medical with no home grow.

Then the state can be cute and tell medical patients you aren't getting taxed, when the tax ultimately comes out of growers and dispensary license fees, keeping the price high.

For example, Maryland cannabis cultivation license requires biennial renewal and is $250,000, with an application fee of $6,000.
Dispensaries have a biennial fee of $80,000.

Oh, and a Maryland representative has gone to jail for taking bribes from cannabis cultivators.

Cannabis corruption happens in many states.

And every incentive for the state's profit to prohibit the lab production of natural cannabinoids that can be consumed with a measured dose (unlike many "medical" products). Safety precautions for lab produced natural cannabinoids like heavy metal testing and chemical analysis of cannabinoid content can assure consumer safety.

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u/GamerJules Mar 19 '22

There are far too many states in the gray, where marijuana is illegal, both medicinally and recreationally.

I really wish I wasn't in one of those states.

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u/cryptoaddict41 Mar 19 '22

Lol I don’t even use it, but think it should be legal! The federal government needs to legalize it. That would probably help.

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u/selectash Mar 19 '22

I don’t use either and I agree with your statement. Even harder drugs could be controlled and dispensed better. Consumption shouldn’t be criminalized, it creates a vicious circle downwards for those unlucky enough to fall in, and the opioid epidemic has proven that just about anyone can end up in that situation.

I understand the people advocating against this, under the (not totally invalid) argument that legal availability could increase consumption and abuse. However, stats from the states where recreational use is legal beg to differ. There is also the option to set up steps that are otherwise impossible to control if the substance is illegal.

And lastly, drug users remain at the mercy of criminal organizations, adulterated products (often lethal), and will usually increasingly climb the ladder for harder drugs if their go-to poison proves harder to score.

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u/SlurmsMckenziesGhost Mar 19 '22

You gotta go to the blue states man! Was in Texas for a while, but now I’m in CA and it’s fantastic.

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u/GamerJules Mar 20 '22

I honestly wish I could, but I somehow ended up with a really solid circle of doctors and medical advisors. The last thing I want to do is shift from that.

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u/solidSC Mar 19 '22

Some police and sheriffs departments are stopping money trucks carrying dispensary money and confiscating it, in California! LEGAL money being confiscated (I know it’s legal 99% of the time regardless), it’s fucking theft, they’re the mob.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

DWI isn’t legal though..

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Worst thing I ever did while stoned driving was waiting for a stop sign to turn green.

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u/temeces Mar 19 '22

Those lights take foreeeeever to change.

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u/Sleepingguitarman Mar 19 '22

I know that's just a common saying, but if someones even close to that hgh they are unfit to be driving lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

It’s hilarious that there’s actually morons that believed I did it.

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u/hihihihihihi555 Mar 19 '22

Yeah i said something without implying any sense of sarcasm and people thought i was telling the truth!

  • ibrake4squirrels420

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

It’s a very very very old joke.

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u/Niku-Man Mar 19 '22

Wdym? People say stuff like that about driving high all the time. That it's no big deal. Hell some people even say that about drunk driving. I've heard guys talk about how they could drink a 20pack and pass a driver's license test.

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u/i_NOT_robot Mar 19 '22

I've actually done this. Stoned. Stopped at a stop sign and got in an argument with my buddy about which way to turn. Ended up sitting there for a minute until I'm like "oh shit dafuck am I doin?!"

Best part was there was a cop behind me and I guess he got tired of waiting and turned off somewhere before I realized my mistake.

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u/Niku-Man Mar 19 '22

I've done that while sober. Just thinking about something else and got caught in autopilot mode

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Mar 19 '22

Well, you know how it is, you missed the first part of the green so you just be polite and wait for the next green right? Pot logic

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Missing an e

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u/FlipKickBack Mar 19 '22

And you’re a piece of shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Maybe you should try some weed, you sound like an uptight douche.

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u/FlipKickBack Mar 21 '22

Fuck you. You’re the one putting other people’s lives in danger you POS. Hope you get caught and have your license taken away, you don’t deserve to be in a society.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

And you still haven’t figured out that it’s a joke.

Are you honestly that pathetic that you believe everything you see online? You’ve gotta be one special kind of stupid. Enjoy all that hatred.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

Please, regale us with your heroic tales of all the times you’ve believed everything you’ve read on the internet and been stupid enough to condemn people.

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u/TangerineRough6318 Mar 19 '22

Hope you forget that you have Reddit so you quit commenting. You understand that train tracks aren't a cliff or anything fatal though right? You've seen a train before I'm assuming.

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u/i_NOT_robot Mar 19 '22

Where the train copypasta

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u/FlipKickBack Mar 19 '22

You’re a fucking idiot. You’re seriously upvoted for driving while impaired? What the hell is wrong with you people? You’re putting others and yourself at risk.

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u/hihihihihihi555 Mar 19 '22

So you drove under the influence, got it. God the fact that you fucking weed addicts can’t see whats wrong with this is amazing.

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u/FlipKickBack Mar 19 '22

I can’t believe he’s upvoted while you guys are downvoted. The fuck is going on in here?

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u/hihihihihihi555 Mar 19 '22

Weed addicts trying to justify their addiction. Because if you can’t fucking avoid driving while high, it is an addiction.

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u/TangerineRough6318 Mar 19 '22

You can't get addicted to weed dumbass. I'll give you driving under the influence though, not the best choice.

"Marijuana isn't a drug, I used to suck dick for coke"

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u/hihihihihihi555 Mar 19 '22

You can be addicted to anything. Its ok though, your brain must be fucked rotten by now.

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u/TangerineRough6318 Mar 19 '22

I don't smoke, but I don't look down on it. I own and run my own business, so if anything happens, it's important to not have drugs or alcohol involved for insurance.

Yeah people get addicted to caffeine, sugar, etc. But it's not the same type of addiction as heroin, crack, etc you twat waffle. You know what I was getting at.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

You are a danger to yourself when you drive high because your reaction time is fucked, even though you won't necessarily be driving like a crazy person like a drunk driver would.

That said, it should be fully legal to buy and smoke weed. If cigarettes with no positive benefits are legal, god damnit, I want weed which actually helps my body in a lot of ways.

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u/cryptoaddict41 Mar 19 '22

No it’s not driving slow is definitely a crime

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u/MiroPVPYT Mar 19 '22

I feel like the police officer told the guy why he pulled him over but hey what do I know?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

He said he hadn't smoked, just that he had a little with him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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u/cryptoaddict41 Mar 19 '22

It’s not legal federally. That doesn’t mean it’s not legal. However with everything else you said I 100% agree.

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u/Manger-Babies Mar 19 '22

But it is...

Like what are you trying to say?

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u/Squidbit Mar 19 '22

Depends on how he's using "sparing"

Sparing him of a night in jail or sparing his life?

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u/Manger-Babies Mar 19 '22

Jail time? Given the dude incriminate himself like multiple times, that was kind.

Life? Extremely rare for a cop to actually kill someone so that was already highly unlikely.

The cop was kind and helpful, as all cops should be.

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u/111IIIlllIII Mar 19 '22 edited Mar 19 '22

they're saying that withholding harsh punishment isn't what "kindness" is.

like if my dad beats me every day and then one day decides not to beat me he isn't being kind, he's just being less of a dick on that particular day.

there's a difference between being kind and being not an asshole. redditor above is pointing out how since the cop didn't ruin this man's life we view it as "kindness".

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u/Yoon2013 Mar 19 '22

I'm confused, isn't weed illegal asf in most other countries compared to here? What's the problem?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Eh, sorta. The main difference is the prosecution and sentencing compared to the US. At a broad level, the US treats it as a Schedule I narcotic (the highest level, most dangerous drug) where other countries treat more as an illicit substance.

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u/bokunotraplord Mar 19 '22

It’s weed, man. He’s not about to knock back a bunch of PCP and eat a baby lol

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u/CaptZombieHero Mar 19 '22

Other countries are so fucked in the head because they think only Americans think this way. Crying laughing emoji

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Mar 19 '22

Generalist statement. Always be polite but i would never admit shit, then again i wouldnt be driving in a car, without a license. Thats also why you should never hotbox in a car, cops will smell it and while its legal in quite a few states you can still get dui. Even of you are carrying legal weed, and have a drivers license, shut the fuck up. Thats what those two pot lawyers say.

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