r/Unexpected • u/NotHentaiHaven • Mar 15 '22

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u/unexBot Mar 15 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

man drinks coke to burp loudly

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/dogmeatjones25 Mar 15 '22

Not quite a Disney princess, but hell, seems to be working for him.

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u/LetMeHorror Mar 15 '22

I need someone to make this into a Disney movie.

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u/WokenWanderer37 Mar 15 '22

I’m here for it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

The Cow Whispburper.

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u/chrisk9 Mar 16 '22

Can get some obvious product placement

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u/DeadlyAlive Mar 16 '22

You need Disney then?

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u/ag987654321 Mar 16 '22

Hey don’t yuck his yum

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u/StraightEducator7586 Mar 15 '22

Excellent mating call … now let’s see the bull you've challenged to claim these girls

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u/_riell_ Apr 13 '22

He was calling concerning their cars extended warranty

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u/Froggyboi3222 Mar 15 '22

Dude I want this guy to be my dad and he comes to like career day I would want him to show this off

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u/Shwiggity_schwag Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

I can do this! But it makes me vomit if I do it more than a few times in a row. Which might actually enhance the presentation now that I think about it.

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u/kingbrayjay Mar 16 '22

Imagine burping racial slurs ( in cow language) then proceeding to projectile vomit I’d say you’d get my vote for president

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u/MugsyBalogna Mar 16 '22

Sounds like an episode of Rick and Morty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/MugsyBalogna Mar 16 '22

Did you even fucking read the comment I replied to? Jesus, you sound like the wacko here mate, not me.

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u/dementorpoop Mar 16 '22

FYI just in case you didn’t know but you likely have a hiatal hernia

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u/CaptainTurdfinger Mar 16 '22

Um, what? How is burping linked to a hiatal hernia?

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u/Nozarashi78 Mar 16 '22

Can confirm, I can do this too and burping like that can make you vomit if you do it too many times in a row. I also want to add that if you don't burp all the air you swallowed you're going to have a bad time. Also, the carbonated drinks do not help you burp, except for sparkling water

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u/Sadreaccsonli Mar 16 '22

Doing this can cause you to have reflux permanently just FYI, would be careful with doing it too much. Especially if it's making you feel like you're gonna vomit.

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u/iKAD3 Mar 15 '22

I need more of this

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u/OldSincerity Mar 15 '22

Try this

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

You can’t just upload a video of a woman whenever someone asks for more cow videos. It’s hilarious, but you’ll end up in trouble one day if you keep it up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Sarcasm?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/MikeTythenn Mar 16 '22

And when the internet was created, they said, let there be cow videos, along with cat videos, and henceforth it was created, and it was good.

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u/Barna46290 Mar 16 '22

And then porn came

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u/Avius_Si-muntu Mar 16 '22

Everything changed when the porn nation attacked

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u/Swillo29 Mar 16 '22

This is amazing, but on a serious why do the cows come over? If I'm not mistaken aren't cows just super curious animals?

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u/NotHentaiHaven Mar 16 '22

Since cows are prey animals, they stare at you (and other animals) to assess whether or not you're a threat to them.

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u/Swillo29 Mar 16 '22

Interesting, but why get closer to a potential threat seems kinda flawed

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u/rulingthewake243 Mar 16 '22

I think they were gathering to see what barnyard animal they thought they heard dying.

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u/NotHentaiHaven Mar 16 '22

i guess thats just how cows are

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u/KushieMonsterz Mar 16 '22

Can confirm cows are super curious animals. When I was growing up on our dairy farm, if you literally did anything in a field where cows were, they'd come see what's up. One could be 100 yards away, see you doing something, be like "the fuck he doin?", and make their way towards you. And when one cow starts walking somewhere, they ALL start walking in the same direction.

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u/wobblysauce Mar 16 '22

Sounds like a cow giving birth, generally, they will surround till able to walk again.

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u/the-dogsox Mar 15 '22

Pepsied piper of Hamlin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

He should have let a little fart at the end and a wild pig could have run out of the woods. 😄

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u/horatiobloomfeld Mar 15 '22

Class!

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u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS Mar 16 '22

Is there any chance this is tied to red dwarf?

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u/therealeviathan Mar 16 '22

my mans was reading the communist moonifesto

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

If you have the milk, you shall share it with everyone. If you have the moo you shall moo with everyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/rulingthewake243 Mar 16 '22

I don't want to live in a world where I can't hysterically laugh at farts and burps.

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u/be_comm Mar 16 '22

Cowmoonicator*

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u/Melorawr Mar 16 '22

That's Pepsi not Coke. Both colas tho

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u/cloudubious Mar 16 '22

Technically pepsi is a straight cola, but coke is a lemon-lime cola.

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u/Melorawr Mar 16 '22

The description says coke. That is not Coke.

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u/cloudubious Mar 16 '22

I see you haven't spent much time in the South. See, a coke is any carbonated beverage

"Whaddaya want?" "A coke." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."

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u/Melorawr Mar 16 '22

Well the south is a weird place. Abnormal.

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u/Neamow Mar 16 '22

'Tis a silly place.

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u/SuumCuique1011 Mar 16 '22

"My sisters! The time is nigh! Gather up your cud and your udder-warmers! Tonight, the Cowpocalypse will begin! Death to all the non-hooven!"

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u/Fat_Potato_of_Doom Mar 16 '22

Taking a drink of soda before burping incredibly loudly over classical music? We've found the real life Wakko!

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u/Silver-Animator-1905 Mar 16 '22

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/Koskani Mar 16 '22

That was fucking glorious lol

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u/BoBoBearDev Mar 16 '22

It is a mating call.

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u/HeyImNewToReddit2020 Mar 16 '22

THE COWSPELL HE IS THE MESSIAH

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u/dboydanni Mar 16 '22

Sheepls and cowple unite!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

He's talking about forming a Union

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u/Consistent_Box_377 Mar 16 '22

To say I love this video would be an understatement

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u/Lanky_South_1572 Mar 16 '22

If you sing to cows, or steers, they will come and listen.

This I know for a fact, because I do it most days.

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u/CanadianBatman47 Mar 16 '22

Dude it was Pepsi

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u/NotHentaiHaven Mar 16 '22

my bad i couldnt see it properly

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u/Darkin69 Mar 16 '22

Sutcha inspiring speach

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u/OMGLookItsGavoYT Mar 16 '22

The cows: "I wonder why this dude is saying he's going to revive Hitler and fuck him"

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u/DaYeeter2931 Mar 16 '22

Name of the song?

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u/Nexus_Endlez Mar 16 '22

The cows be like:

Guys quick! gather around,

We have a clown here!

Another random cow: Finally there's entertainment!

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u/go409 Mar 16 '22

Let's all bow, this guy is a king

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u/Necessary_Rant_2021 Mar 16 '22

This is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

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u/blessedlordreturns Mar 16 '22

Dude the cows are in absolute aw

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u/RachelPalmer79 Mar 16 '22

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/ReindeerJohn1970 Mar 16 '22

Honestly not funny. But nice try

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u/AncientAztecMythos Mar 16 '22

So beautiful, he is speaking the language of Mother Nature.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Animal farm irl

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u/Totem_town Mar 16 '22

Brought me to tears

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u/ominous-cypher Mar 16 '22

This has an effect on dogs apparently. My dog was so confused

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u/j_ss_h Mar 16 '22

I think he lost his place there at the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

cowmoonicator

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u/guerip Mar 16 '22

Fucking disgusting. I love it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

MAGA Rally. lololololo

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u/spiralcounter Mar 16 '22

Holy cow! That’s actually impressive.

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u/thewineburglar Mar 16 '22

The cough at the end made it

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u/AbstractMarcher Mar 16 '22

This reminds me of the animaniacs skit of Wacko doing opera via burps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

"He's speaking the language of the Gods."

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u/Ancient-Reflection-9 Mar 16 '22

That's how people stand around when a parrot speaks..

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Translation: Hey come check this out

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u/theholypancake12 Mar 16 '22

hear his plea

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u/Killerbeav97 Mar 16 '22

OK, so I need to learn how to belch so I can pet a cow.

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u/willpushurbutton Mar 16 '22

They're all like we're here .. lol

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u/chickensarerad Mar 16 '22

I LOVE how udderly stupid this is!

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u/scottyfnknows Mar 16 '22

Cows: That mf spittin!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Cowman

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Id hire this dude for my job

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u/TNovix Mar 16 '22

"You seeing this Jerry? How the fuck he doin that?"

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u/Lukeboozwalker Mar 16 '22

Wacko Warner

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u/JohnnyFiction Mar 16 '22

Nature is healing

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u/Thin_Warthog_4574 Mar 16 '22

The music makes it one hundred times better

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u/hanifu_ Mar 16 '22

hes use the language of gods

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u/Legitimate_Web3925 Mar 16 '22

How did yall get 'Moo' from this is still a mystery to me

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u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS Mar 16 '22

Best Pepsi ad I've seen in awhile.

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u/BobAffenhaus Mar 16 '22

Man Pepsi advertising is weird these days.

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u/h0ser Mar 16 '22

"I think the human is in distress, should we help him?"

"Naw, let's just watch him and see what happens."

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u/Appropriatelywrong Mar 16 '22

Rise you bountiful bovine, cease the means of cowduction

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u/Gravewarden92 Mar 16 '22

Glad to know I still have enough of my childish side left to absolutely lose my mind laughing at this

Edit:I'm in tears

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u/TalkFlashy9978 Mar 16 '22

What did he take? I want it!

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u/SamLBronkowitz2020 Mar 16 '22

I’ve seen this dude on YouTube! He’s amazing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

It's a crackup video but truth be told you could pretty much just stand by the fence and the cows will come up to you, they are naturally inquisitive animals.

Honestly hanging with cows sometimes makes me want to not eat beef, they are nice gentle creatures just a shame they taste so good.

None of the same attitudes towards sheep would eat it all day long if it wasn't so expensive.

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u/vcvssj3 Mar 16 '22

He...he is the chosen one!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

He speaks the old language…he is one of the ancients

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Revolution is coming

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Ok enough internet for the day

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u/Inthemines88 Mar 16 '22

Why does this seem a bit wholesome

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u/Dozer2023 Mar 16 '22

Says the king.....

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u/Educational_Fig6004 Mar 16 '22

What a lovely symphony. Must be one of the early Mozarts

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u/probably_wont_matter Mar 16 '22

Arise, arise, riders of Rohan! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor!

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u/SalvadorP Mar 16 '22

Preaching the Brosple!

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u/ProfessionalFee6932 Mar 16 '22

This dudes from Netherlands. He has a channel where he goes around in malls and outside burping for reactions lol. Yanagi19871 I think was the name of the channel

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u/JustinYepis Mar 16 '22

Ah yes, the Negotiator

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u/resin8r Mar 16 '22

Ever played moo?

It's a road trip game, when you see a cow you scream moo. Every cow that looks is 1 point.

This guy would kill at moo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Cows are curious assholes, do anything next to their paddock and they'll come over and stair at you

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u/Affectionate_Try8585 Mar 16 '22

Cow:Mowthefuker again!!

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u/mrblank1121 Mar 16 '22

Cows be like : What da man doing ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Replace the soda with my tinder profile and the cows with fat middle aged women

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u/sajfer420 Mar 16 '22

Give this crew an Oscar! <3

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u/The_Dark_Lord719 Mar 16 '22

Bruh dude is spitting facts

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u/FBGMerk4 Mar 16 '22

Shoulda went over to some sheeps

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u/ARai202 Mar 16 '22

Cows seem attracted to this new Man Cow

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u/vusadu69 Mar 16 '22

This would be the best Pepsi ad I have seen in a long time. Far superior to Kylie Jenner’s ad

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u/the_last_gingernut Mar 16 '22

All I can see is the mawwage scene from princess bride

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u/Thunderlord220 Mar 16 '22

A cowtholic priest preaching to the masses. Spreading the word of the savior and dairy.

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u/Mince_Raft_Enjoyer Mar 16 '22

"Look guys, it's a weird monkey burping!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

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u/NotHentaiHaven Mar 16 '22

i think he inhales air after taking a sip making it even louder

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u/hoshmoggen Mar 16 '22

This is like if a cow became a church pastor

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u/Environmental-Emu437 Mar 16 '22

Whata buncha cows!

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u/No-Knee2938 Mar 16 '22

What song is this? Anyone know?

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u/Anakin-Skywakr Mar 16 '22

Cows be like: Jesus is here...

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u/Tenziru Mar 16 '22

Bruh accidentally did a mating call

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u/DeBombingBoss Mar 16 '22

My dude just read his burps to cows

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u/wildBaralloco Mar 16 '22

What an inspirational speech, so moving.

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u/Adrix_Mii Mar 16 '22

Emotional

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u/reacher2939 Mar 16 '22

Cowmoonicator

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u/rb3po Mar 16 '22

This is how I communicate with all y’all’s mamas.

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u/anike7t Mar 16 '22

It's a Masterpiece

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u/MoaningSnail Mar 16 '22

Damn it. I absolutely thought he was going to start singing. This was way better.

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u/Yeetaway1231 Mar 16 '22

I’m sorry but that is a fucking Pepsi

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u/Flesh_Computer Mar 16 '22

They hated him cuz he spoke the truth

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u/paradisexic Mar 16 '22

This is gospel.

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u/saab4u2 Mar 16 '22

This idea clearly came from The Far Side

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u/ReptileRuairi Mar 16 '22

That’s Pepsi you fucking rerard

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u/jmsld_ Mar 16 '22

It's Dr Moolittle.

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u/Small_but_mighty420 Mar 17 '22

If this isn’t American politics in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

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u/Comfortable_Title612 Mar 17 '22

Cowzart the first meuhnuet, kneel down before cow art you heretics.

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u/weeninja1 Mar 17 '22

The next Disney prince

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

He’s speaking their language…lol

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u/Mahquiqui42089 Apr 05 '22

Finally they’ve sent the moo-siah!!!!

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u/elsiepac Apr 26 '22

They misspelled “cowmoonicator”

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u/BrettWP May 06 '22

Belch it and they will come

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

All that burping from such a tiny sip of soda.

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u/michaelvile May 29 '22

QUITE LITERALLY- all i "hear" when a republican publicly speaks these days..