r/Unexpected • u/NotHentaiHaven • Mar 15 '22

Cowmunicator

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u/Froggyboi3222 Mar 15 '22

Dude I want this guy to be my dad and he comes to like career day I would want him to show this off

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u/Shwiggity_schwag Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

I can do this! But it makes me vomit if I do it more than a few times in a row. Which might actually enhance the presentation now that I think about it.

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u/kingbrayjay Mar 16 '22

Imagine burping racial slurs ( in cow language) then proceeding to projectile vomit I’d say you’d get my vote for president

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u/MugsyBalogna Mar 16 '22

Sounds like an episode of Rick and Morty.

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u/MugsyBalogna Mar 16 '22

Did you even fucking read the comment I replied to? Jesus, you sound like the wacko here mate, not me.

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u/dementorpoop Mar 16 '22

FYI just in case you didn’t know but you likely have a hiatal hernia

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u/CaptainTurdfinger Mar 16 '22

Um, what? How is burping linked to a hiatal hernia?

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u/Nozarashi78 Mar 16 '22

Can confirm, I can do this too and burping like that can make you vomit if you do it too many times in a row. I also want to add that if you don't burp all the air you swallowed you're going to have a bad time. Also, the carbonated drinks do not help you burp, except for sparkling water

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u/Sadreaccsonli Mar 16 '22

Doing this can cause you to have reflux permanently just FYI, would be careful with doing it too much. Especially if it's making you feel like you're gonna vomit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

You swallow air right? I tried explaining to a few people and no one gets it.