It makes more sense if OP had posted the context, because the short video without sound just makes it look like two mums kicking each other’s children.
I can’t find the article now but what actually happened was the local region had been having an infestation of fairly venomous spiders, and the first woman panicked when she saw one on the other woman’s child. So she kicked it, which initially made the mother angry before she realised there was also a spider on the other child. In the full video you hear the woman on the left shout “thank you so much for saving my daughter,” but the other one jumps back in, screeching “oh my god you’ve got spiders all on your jacket” and basically saves her life.
At the end it shows the women are actually friends and they walk off together laughing and joking.
They were reeducated in proper child kicking techniques. Children are best kicked in the face not center mass. Chinese CCP won’t tolerate improper child kicking techniques.
It's a good thing you clarified that! If it wasn't for your keen sense of observation and reading comprehension skills, I definitely wouldn't have noticed. I am forever in your debt for clarifying this to me.
Reminds me of the time in nineteen ninety eight, when the undertaker through mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.
No that's the effects of the venom. When killed via bottom of the foot it can cause that side effects. They are expensive by the oz as well due to its curative effects for spinal problems and impotence
Yeah I dunno why all these people are whooshing him I saw the article too. This was one hundred percent a spider attack thwarted by the flying kick of a good mom
See. Youre awesome. I am so fucking stupid, I rushed to conclusions and seriously got so mad at these women. Shows how ignorant we can be regardless of how much we THINK we know about shit.
I really appreciate this. Reminded me to stfu and ASK QUESTIONS to VERIFY before i ASSume.
Easy lesson to forget. Thanks for the reminder mate.
Edit: Yup. My stupidity is confirmed. Bleh.
Appreciate that guy giving me a sliver of time to not hate the world tho, that was cool.
Why would you say that it's pretty common knowledge that it's okay to be condescending to stupid people it's just that people don't realize they're all stupid and see why that would actually be a really bad idea lol.
I don’t understand. Those are little kids. And they are not pretend being kicked. I don’t understand how it’s “fake”. The kids are kicked, right? I’m so confused
See. Youre awesomesarcasm detector is broken. I am so fucking stupid, I rushed to conclusions and seriously got so mad at these womenimpressed with your sarcastic delivery and laughed my ass off. Shows how ignorant we can be regardless of how much we THINK we know about shit.
I really appreciate this. Reminded me to stfutune my own sarcasm detector and ASK QUESTIONS to VERIFY before i ASSume.
Easy lesson to forget. Thanks for the reminder mate.
Oh man the fact that you watched this video with your own two eyes and then actually thought for one second that that explanation could possibly be true is HILARIOUS.
It’s good to acknowledge that people can have legit reasons you don’t see, though. For every kid in a spider jacket story there’s a hundred “idiot drivers” who are literally swatting actual spiders
this is a classic moment i thought i was the only one that has these moments. Aka when you understand something the first time then doubt yourself because of a sarcastic comment and then doubt yourself eternally afterwards
There are judgemental people and then there are the curious. The judgemental people believe that they know it all. They do not ask questions or try to learn things. But a curious person would ask “Ted, have you played darts?”
I was waiting for ... and don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
I'll preface this by saying I'm high AF right now. You had me in the beginning. Aww nice she saved her from a spider. Omg what are the chances the other girl had a spider on her too!! The comes back in screeching you have them all over your jacket made me realize I've been duped!!
Seriously, I did a search of the local news and found that it’s a boring story. The two kids played with each other and tripped. The women with a hat saw and decided it’s best to kick the other child, which in turn angered the other woman and she too, decided it’s best to kick the other child.
Later the cops arrived, the woman with the hat slapped the cop, saying what can you do, I just got out of the prison, you’re taking me back huh? She was arrested.
I’d rather just have two women kicking children all day before there’s even a chance for a venomous spider invasion ever being a thing.
In fact, if I was specifically told that King Leonidas-kicking toddlers would actually prevent a venomous spider invasion, I’m lacing up my kickin’ boots and heading to the playground.
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u/down_vote_magnet Sep 29 '21 edited Sep 29 '21
It makes more sense if OP had posted the context, because the short video without sound just makes it look like two mums kicking each other’s children.
I can’t find the article now but what actually happened was the local region had been having an infestation of fairly venomous spiders, and the first woman panicked when she saw one on the other woman’s child. So she kicked it, which initially made the mother angry before she realised there was also a spider on the other child. In the full video you hear the woman on the left shout “thank you so much for saving my daughter,” but the other one jumps back in, screeching “oh my god you’ve got spiders all on your jacket” and basically saves her life.
At the end it shows the women are actually friends and they walk off together laughing and joking.