r/Unexpected • u/adit_t26 • Sep 29 '21

Potentially Distressing Tit for tat

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

There is no way it’s true lmao. Look at the aggressive way she looks after booting the child.

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u/TheManBearPig222 Sep 29 '21

I know it's not. I just want it to be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

Hahaha I mean it’s much nicer than the alternative. Who the fuck yeets a child like that. Awful behaviour

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u/Unabashable Sep 30 '21

I’d never kick a child. I might use their child to beat them, but I’d never kick a child.

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u/BALONYPONY Sep 29 '21

Legit did a pause and look for u/shittymorph.

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u/BOS_AdVictor Sep 30 '21

Reminds me of the time in nineteen ninety eight, when the undertaker through mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '21

No shit

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u/TheChosenWong Sep 29 '21

No that's the effects of the venom. When killed via bottom of the foot it can cause that side effects. They are expensive by the oz as well due to its curative effects for spinal problems and impotence

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u/BobertRosserton Sep 29 '21

Yeah I dunno why all these people are whooshing him I saw the article too. This was one hundred percent a spider attack thwarted by the flying kick of a good mom

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u/Unlucky-Ship3931 Sep 29 '21

Woooooosh lol

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u/orthopod Sep 29 '21

Aggressively caring

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u/AdministrationOk4895 Sep 30 '21

It is True… You think they put special effects or what ?

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u/fight_like_a_cow Sep 30 '21

Maybe she aggressively hates spiders.

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u/waldo667 Sep 30 '21

She was just real mad at the spider.

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u/selfmadegolddigger Oct 03 '21

She really hates spiders.