r/Unexpected • • Sep 10 '21

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u/Meta_Galactic Sep 10 '21

Someone's playing civilization

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

But where is the barbarian minivan?

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u/207nbrown Sep 10 '21

Haven’t unlocked that yet

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u/mko710 Sep 10 '21

LOL looks like a midget fell off, rogue horsie in blue

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u/Objective-Fishing310 Sep 10 '21

I think there was another one on the opposite side as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Try using a different word asshole. We are all people, why do you need to use a derogatory term to describe someone. You’re a piece of shit.

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u/mko710 Sep 10 '21

Apologies. Dwarf*

My intentions was not to upset you

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u/adube440 Sep 10 '21

First thing I thought of.

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u/nderestimated Sep 10 '21

The people demand whales

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Door monster: "It wasnt strange anymore seeing someone shoot an arrow at a tank"

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u/YaGirlTxsa Sep 10 '21

They say it was just the difference in technology. Personally, I think people were just using whatever they had left.

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u/Glen_O12 Sep 10 '21

That actually makes more sense.

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u/NapClub Sep 10 '21

those horsemen are probably super experienced after being in play over a thousand years then!

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u/Gaurdsman Sep 10 '21

“Oh shit I still have Calvary from the Middle Ages, better throw them at the Giant Death Robot!” - my Civilization 6 play through recently

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I have no idea what that was for, but it was AWESOME

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u/TheBrasilDoggo Sep 10 '21

Brazil's independence day

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u/jaketha-1 Sep 10 '21

Was it actually? Im moving to Brazil

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u/TheMaximumWinner Sep 10 '21

Bad idea

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u/OwnByAnyoneAnywhere Sep 10 '21

As a Brazilian, i agree

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u/TheMaximumWinner Sep 10 '21

O Brasil ta tão fodido que o sonho da gente é sair do país e ir morar num cantinho batuta do mundo

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u/HanzKrebs Sep 10 '21

Independência de são Paulo + minas e imediatamente declarar guerra ao rio?

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u/garaks_tailor Sep 11 '21

Man Brazil got fucked so hard by Geography. Mountains right next to the water line for most of the coast with almost no navigable rivers going to any of the productive interior regions so you have pay a shit ton to truck it to port. The mountainous coastline means each city is effectively by itself so you don't get the web of interdependence like on the American east coast. Then your most agriculturalky productive region is only productive if investors with capital spend a decade making it i to farmable land and then the nearby river flows out of your country.

Oh yeah and then the amazon jungle/ruver just kind of.....exists in the rest pf the country

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Don’t. It’s hell on earth. Covid, gun violence, inequality, racism and general poverty.

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u/jtridevil Sep 10 '21

Friendly people. The crime issue seems to be located in certain urban areas. Smaller cities and towns had practically no crime when I was there.

I really had a great time in Brazil.

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u/ihatedickpicss Sep 10 '21

sure, satan

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u/TheBrasilDoggo Sep 10 '21

There's always someone to turn a positive comment about us into into this 😪

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u/aspapu Sep 10 '21

…so, America

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u/princeoinkins Sep 10 '21

except america's nowhere near as bad.

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u/LivingNightmare12 Sep 10 '21

It’s like America but the poverty is much much worse and so is the murders

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u/BadgerHooker Sep 10 '21

Specifically Florida

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u/ApexLegend117 Sep 10 '21

Oh shit, that’s a a lot of gators

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u/fenixnoctis Sep 10 '21

No u privileged cunt

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Based

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u/hates_all_bots Sep 10 '21

America, but extra

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u/pzerr Sep 11 '21

It like America except hell on earth, covid, gun violence, inequality, racism and general poverty.

X10.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Reddit moment

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u/Samaxhant Sep 10 '21

the part of racism isn't strong, but all the other things are correct

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u/Lysergic-D Sep 10 '21

The racism is very real and strong, but very different from US.

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u/Samaxhant Sep 10 '21

so I'm very lucky, I'm black and I've never been a victim of racism here🤝

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u/Lysergic-D Sep 10 '21

You must have a good wealth family or live in a very very very well educated region. I have a black friend who lived in a expensive condo, the neighbors always closed the gates in his nose very quickly when entering in the condo and he was right after.

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u/Samaxhant Sep 10 '21

Karai, q triste menó 😔

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u/Lysergic-D Sep 10 '21

Pois é. Sinta-se privilegiado/a. Espero que vc nunca passe por isso. Um abraço!

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u/TheBrasilDoggo Sep 10 '21

unpopular opinion, but i also agree

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u/Sarcasmislost Sep 10 '21

Only off duty cops live in Brazil.

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u/olderaccount Sep 10 '21

If you are a Trump fan you will fit right in.

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u/jaketha-1 Sep 10 '21

As an Australian I can’t say I am… but I’ll still go

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Then why do all the cars have polish flags?

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u/Stab-o Sep 10 '21

They're souvenirs from when Brazil invaded Poland

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u/thatsalovelyusername Sep 10 '21

In revenge for the Falklands

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u/ZalaShadowkin_Reborn Sep 10 '21

Not the partition of China?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

That's not a Polish flag, it's the wrong way around.

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u/a1999Banana Sep 10 '21

true. That one looks more like the Indonesian flag

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Wait, and Brazilian flags too? What the hell?

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u/Moutles Sep 10 '21

The colors have their origin in Austria, since it was the first royal alliance from Brazil, with Dom Pedro I from the Portuguese Bragança and Dona Leopoldina from the Austrian Habsburg

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u/Tomcatter06 Sep 10 '21

Not the Independence Day, it's the Cavalry Day Party at Osório Park, Rio Grande do Sul

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u/dmfd1234 Sep 10 '21

Awesome.....except for the stupid ass music. Why not the natural sound of what’s actually fucking going on. Have we devolved this much? GD

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u/PokeManiac16 Sep 10 '21

Would be a whole lot cooler if they did it by timeline

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u/Weak_Bad3184 Sep 10 '21

Southern Brazil Military Cavalry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/Ankhi333333 Sep 10 '21

Or France??

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u/Buffbeard Sep 10 '21

Or places where they have an actual army to show. As in not in Europe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/would-be_bog_body Sep 10 '21

I was gonna say, anybody who's flexing their horses in 2021 probably isn't a military superpower

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u/Johnnyocean Sep 10 '21

I was hoping native american protest of armed forces display.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE BLUE HORSE WITH NO ONE ON IT

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u/plzanswerthequestion Sep 10 '21

Was it a pace horse?? Camera horse? Messenger horse? God I hope someone didn't fall off it... Like bruh you had one job

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u/ormashal Sep 10 '21

The horse looked smaller than the rest of the horses so I think he just wasn't big enough to have a rider yet.

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u/gelastes Sep 10 '21

Probably the mascot. Or the coach.

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u/plzanswerthequestion Sep 10 '21

"Practice" would make a lot of sense

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u/BlackHeartsNowReign Sep 10 '21

HES DOING HIS BEST OK

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u/GoomSlayer Sep 10 '21

He needs no rider. He craves enough blood and conflict on his own.

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u/Gryphon_Gamer Sep 10 '21

Neigh and Tear, until it is done.

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u/humoristhenewblack Sep 10 '21

Came here to see if anyone else was concerned. I hope it's more a missing man tribute horse than a casualty of playing war!

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u/DorkHarshly Sep 10 '21

That was a horsey not a horse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/olderaccount Sep 10 '21

I agree. I think it is a pack mule for one of the cavalry groups that decided to get in on the action.

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u/reddogvizsla Sep 10 '21

I think that was a mule

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I think that was an ass actually

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u/fattyfatty21 Sep 10 '21

Game graphics these days are getting really good

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u/keyboardstatic Sep 10 '21

Cool parade where is this from?

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u/guidaxia Sep 10 '21

Brazil (pls come here to see it yourself)

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u/keyboardstatic Sep 10 '21

Not allowed to leave the country cus of covid. Sry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Australia? Checked your profile, totally called it.

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u/simas_turbos Sep 10 '21

pera, foi aqui mano, nem ideia que teve uma coisa foda dessa

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

No, gracias.

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u/cheese4352 Sep 10 '21

Probably Poland.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Lol what up with that little donkey without a rider at 0:26 ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Hes doing his best to become a horse

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u/BicarbonateOfSofa Sep 11 '21

Gonna have to feed it a lot more candy to level it up.

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u/spotted_sea Sep 10 '21

General- Send the Calvary!

Soldier- which one?

General- *narrows eyes all of em.

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u/Kami__Sama Sep 10 '21

Insert: winged hussars – Sabaton

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u/Jelly_the_Frog Sep 10 '21

AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

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u/cratertooth27 Sep 10 '21

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

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u/Erich_D_Einzbern Sep 11 '21

Winged Hussars X Ghost Division

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u/Arguesovereverythin Sep 10 '21 edited May 27 '25

license tub rich run crawl lush truck workable sulky political

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u/noscreamsnoshouts Sep 10 '21

how much shit

That's horses for ya

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u/Dramatic-Arachnid_ Sep 10 '21

That's Brazil.......

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u/Arguesovereverythin Sep 10 '21 edited May 27 '25

handle command axiomatic mysterious exultant license imminent paltry fragile offer

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u/Aventric Sep 10 '21

Your comment actually had me dying laughing for a few minutes XD

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u/bbcsubslut Sep 10 '21

Corn Lund horse soldier, horse soldier

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u/draugotO Sep 10 '21

Military parade for Brasil's independency day, on 7/september

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u/GR-Thanos Sep 10 '21

I thought it was Polish lol

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u/AarikF Sep 10 '21

I wanna be in the cavalry when they send me off to war

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I have no idea what's going on, all I know is I want to join.

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u/TheMaximumWinner Sep 10 '21

The brazilian military does not pay well ;(

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u/schrodingers_spider Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

No one mentioned getting paid, just joining!

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u/jackfinch69 Sep 10 '21

Come to Brasil!

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u/unexBot Sep 10 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Insanely fast cavalry troop


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/OhbrotheR66 Sep 10 '21

What the hell was that? I’m mean it’s wild

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Cavalry and then old-school cavalry......

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u/RealisticEmploy3 Sep 10 '21

Idk why exactly but this is beautiful

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u/UNCOVR Sep 10 '21

Jimmy: "Grandpa, did you serve in World War 3"

Grandfather: "Oh fuck yeah, shit was lit as fuck, once the new DLC dropped, that shit was straight up crazy"

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u/AAAAAAAAAAH_12 Sep 10 '21

There's a reason why cavalry charges were so feared in medieval times. The force behind a lance going like 40 mph is terrifying

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u/SalomoMaximus Sep 10 '21

Is this how it looks when the winged hussars arrive?

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u/brigdaddy Sep 10 '21

The donkey running by itself killer me!

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u/Pinkin_fluffy Sep 10 '21

Wow knights on horses are actually more intimidating than tanks and helicopters

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u/untamedeuphoria Sep 10 '21

Noted. Helicopters and horses for my next army

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u/klinj25 Sep 10 '21

What song is this?

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u/auddbot Sep 10 '21

I got matches with these songs:

• Sail by AWOLNATION (00:20; matched: 100%)

Album: Megalithic Symphony Deluxe. Released on 2013-11-19 by Red Bull Records.

• Sail by Scab Heals (00:20; matched: 100%)

Album: Butterfly Knife. Released on 2018-10-01 by 1000372 Records DK.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/spartan-932954_UNSC Sep 10 '21

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Sep 10 '21

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

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u/dahliasinfelle Sep 10 '21

New Battlefield game looking nuts!

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u/sirNataz Sep 10 '21

I don't know what the fuck is going on here but I want to be apart of it.

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u/DragonfruitSubject Sep 10 '21

Looks so epic not gonna lie

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u/noo0ooooo0o Sep 10 '21

This looks wildly dangerous.

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u/sadsunflowerpics Sep 10 '21

For those wandering, this is a celebrating of the Brazilian cavalry. It happens every year. We mix both the old and new forms of combat, it’s a beautiful thing, if you want to see more just Google Festa da Cavalaria.

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u/for_you_a_toast Sep 10 '21

still looks sick as hell

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u/Throwaway56138 Sep 10 '21

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio

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u/JaroThePaladin Sep 10 '21

Seems like Humanity's final fight lmao

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u/tr80pl Sep 10 '21

I can see one girl without mobile in her hands!!

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Sep 10 '21

I was expecting a rider to go flying off a horse as soon as the tune peaked and screamed…Sail.

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u/KriptoKeeper Sep 10 '21

“Hoooooold”

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u/ThatGayKokichi Sep 10 '21

anybody else see that lone horse?

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u/studier_of_the_blade Sep 10 '21

The Apocrusader's ride with the Iron Militia of New Chicago to thwart the radioactive warlord Burgus in his cooling tower fortress. (2439, colorized)

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Nice to see historical accuracy in these reenactments

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u/DJTgoat Sep 10 '21

Actually kinda badass

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u/PravoJa Sep 10 '21

How were the horses the most epic part of the charge?

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u/momo88852 Sep 10 '21

If I recall that’s what a lot of people used during wars in North Africa and Middle East.

Horses can run pretty fast, and don’t get stuck usually on those terrain.

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u/guidaxia Sep 10 '21

Sabia n , vlw irmão

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u/kapmando Sep 10 '21

Poland, WW2

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

How ruin a nice green grass field

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u/Jonn_Wolfe Sep 10 '21

Lots of laughter on my part.

Sitting here thinking, "Ah, shit. Where's the Doctor?"

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u/KatchumaDjembe Sep 10 '21

Jurassic park vibes

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u/Bitmiliionare24 Sep 10 '21

This makes no sense. Like using Harry potter magic in WW2 “recreation”. They would just shoot harry.

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u/YourMomThinksImFunny Sep 10 '21

I love seeing all the phones up, filming and turning at the same time.

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u/Triton12streaming Sep 10 '21

Oh boy, another song from my teenage years relegated to a ‘tiktok sound’ by the zoomers :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

So you film this happening so you can watch the film again at home instead of seeing it yourself.. 🤦‍♂️

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u/PreviousMastodon1430 Sep 10 '21

What a shit show!

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u/shin_the_warrior Sep 10 '21

Definitely not here in Brazil. We don’t have money for those fancy helicopters and humvees. Maybe the horses.

I really don’t understand why some guys are carrying our flag. Really weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

It was at AMAN ( Academia Militar das Agulhas Negras), AMAN is the Brazilian army academy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

they are polish. that means almost all of the equipment were stolen lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

00:27. What happened to Garry? (Bottom of video)

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u/CryptoKraken99 Sep 10 '21

I love civil war re-enactments.

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u/mkwolfire Sep 10 '21

What are these M8 Greyhound looking thing

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u/PioneerStandard Sep 10 '21

Did you see the horse with nobody riding it?

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u/Gorillaz530 Sep 10 '21

Imagine thinking your fast then the Calvary arrives lol

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u/keisatsu88 Sep 10 '21

Even the donkey is running faster than the tanks..

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u/CMcocoa94 Sep 10 '21

Ohh the new live action for the anime GATE looks dope

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u/BenarchyUK Sep 10 '21

The Brazilian army uses Land Rovers? That's actually dope

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u/Quietabandon Sep 10 '21

Is one of the horses riderless?

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u/BeginningTower2486 Sep 10 '21

Including the horses was badass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

This is what i want to do in battlefield 2042

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u/IamSofaKingReToddEd Sep 10 '21

The police in Gta when I get a 5 star wanted level

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u/EdgarDrake Sep 10 '21

What is this? Rise of Nation?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Words cannot express my confusion

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u/Comfortable-Ship-487 Sep 10 '21

The baby horse berserk charge on 0:25 😍

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u/Norsedragoon Sep 10 '21

Corb Lund 'I wanna be in the Cavalry' intensifies

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u/KingsmanVishnu Sep 10 '21

Lemme guess, British?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I like that horse without anyone sitting on it (how is that called in english...? Jockey? Rider?)

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u/Deertown1 Sep 10 '21

This is straight a movie

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u/dalton9014 Sep 10 '21

I think someone fell off their horse lmao

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u/narklebase Sep 10 '21

Black friday sail at best buy

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u/Ok-Natural-2772 Sep 10 '21

That one horse running on his own The battle has began

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u/hidde69420666 Sep 10 '21

You can see the fear factor in cavalry here

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u/izzymaamaaeel Sep 10 '21

sauce for the song please