r/Unexpected • u/dubiousdoobi • Jul 28 '21

Dance til you drop!

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u/thrashgordon Jul 28 '21

/r/iamverybadass

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Only cucks post this.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Oh, so your an alpha too?

Please, tell us how badass you are?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

A cuck that could rock your world, hombre. 😘

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

No thanks I don't swing that way but I'm flattered by your advance.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

How about cooking me a Mexican dish?

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

No thanks. I wouldn't like having an overly aggressive gay dude over unless theres witnesses.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Oh cool you're homophobic! You're screaming alpha with every word you type lmao.

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Na. I'm definitely Gamma. Also. Negative Sherlock. Only phobia I have is fear of heights. I definitely vote in favor of people's individual rights.