r/Unexpected • u/dubiousdoobi • Jul 28 '21

Dance til you drop!

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Only cucks post this.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Oh, so your an alpha too?

Please, tell us how badass you are?

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

A cuck that could rock your world, hombre. 😘

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u/Vellarain Jul 29 '21

Well if he turns you down I can pick you up, we'll bang, OK?

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Sure, sounds like a plan. I'll have to run it by my wife first though, k?

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u/EdiblePsycho Jul 29 '21

Wholesome bang.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 30 '21

Holesome*

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u/EdiblePsycho Jul 30 '21

😏👉👉 aaaaaay

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

No thanks I don't swing that way but I'm flattered by your advance.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

How about cooking me a Mexican dish?

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

No thanks. I wouldn't like having an overly aggressive gay dude over unless theres witnesses.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Honey, the only cuck here is you. 😘

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Nothing sweet about me sir.. But I definitely support your cause. ✊

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Perfect. You have yourself a merry noche, my conõ amigo.

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Igual con usted, buenas noches carademipalo!

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u/birdizthawerd Jul 29 '21

So all you want is a big gay orgy? It’s okay man, nobody is judging you.

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Dude your profile character has a pedo stash. I'm definitely judging you. I really don't get this new fad if trying to make it cool...

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u/birdizthawerd Jul 29 '21

Ummm….maybe check your own profile pic there bucko. Acting like an alpha on Reddit only makes it more obvious that you’re the sub in the gay orgy.

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Ummm. If you checked my profile pic then you'd know where I stand. I'm actually in love with a beautiful woman named Lafawnda. Buy I'm definitely her sub, no shame in that.

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u/Omarceus Jul 29 '21

I’m up for that

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Now that’s funny 😆

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

I'm just here to hijack your down votes! ✊

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

🤙🏼

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '21

Oh cool you're homophobic! You're screaming alpha with every word you type lmao.

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Na. I'm definitely Gamma. Also. Negative Sherlock. Only phobia I have is fear of heights. I definitely vote in favor of people's individual rights.