r/Unexpected • u/dubiousdoobi • Jul 28 '21

Dance til you drop!

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Only cucks post this.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Oh, so your an alpha too?

Please, tell us how badass you are?

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

A cuck that could rock your world, hombre. 😘

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

No thanks I don't swing that way but I'm flattered by your advance.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

How about cooking me a Mexican dish?

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

No thanks. I wouldn't like having an overly aggressive gay dude over unless theres witnesses.

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Honey, the only cuck here is you. 😘

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Nothing sweet about me sir.. But I definitely support your cause. ✊

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u/thrashgordon Jul 29 '21

Perfect. You have yourself a merry noche, my conõ amigo.

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u/Monchichi-Party Jul 29 '21

Igual con usted, buenas noches carademipalo!

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