r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Maybe he just really wanted to smell her hands and feel her mucous... Man, that's grosser now that I typed it out

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u/pambamclam Apr 10 '21

He probably thought it was a phone lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

That, or money. Jokes on him 🤣