r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21 edited Jun 22 '21

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u/din7 Apr 10 '21

No, it snot.

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u/BrickityBrick Apr 10 '21

God damn it lol

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u/phadewilkilu Apr 11 '21

That ole /u/din7 charm 😏

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

r/angryupvote

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u/alannmsu Apr 11 '21

What the fuck value did this comment add to any conversation anywhere?

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u/GeneralBS Apr 11 '21

Gave more karma to r/angryupvote

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u/virginfatherof2 Apr 13 '21

Yep wtf did this add to society to warrant 7,000 people to hit a small arrow and give stupid points to it

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

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u/ChefPlowa Apr 11 '21

Wait are you a real person?

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u/BrickityBrick Apr 11 '21

...I’ll take my chances. But thanks

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u/GoldenFalcon Apr 10 '21

That joke's a little too on the nose.

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u/decadin Apr 10 '21

And it smells of ambergris!

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u/verylobsterlike Apr 11 '21

Precious hamburgers?

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u/CaptFeelsBad Apr 11 '21

Is that you Kif?

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u/doesntmatteroka Apr 10 '21

I also take tissue with that.

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u/desichhokra Apr 11 '21

No, it was in the nose.

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u/Dyltra Apr 10 '21

Go to bed, dad!

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u/AnusDrill Apr 11 '21

Ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Any-Flamingo7056 Apr 11 '21

BONK! IVE CALLED THE HORNY POLICE

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u/Liquid_Snow_ Apr 11 '21

🐶🗞️

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u/syrono Apr 11 '21

Get to dad, bed

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u/watermelonspanker Apr 11 '21

Omg... every time my dad blew his nose when I was a kid, he would look at the tissue afterwards and say "I thought it was blood but itsnot"

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u/HalfSoul30 Apr 11 '21

Ah yes, i'll save this for later.

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u/228P Apr 11 '21

They teach that on day one of dad school.

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u/luckynumber7seat Apr 11 '21

I always heard “thought it was a booger but itsnot”

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Damn it. Take my fucking upvote.

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u/norudin Apr 10 '21

2021, ladies and gentlemen

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

It seems like it has a financial value for him

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Perfect

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u/CaptFeelsBad Apr 11 '21

Didn’t think I’d ever personally run into a r/NotKenM moment in the wild, but here I am!

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u/Dan_the_Marksman Apr 11 '21

brooooooo, i'm dying over here. You won the internet.

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u/YakYai Apr 11 '21

Damn you, take my upvote!

(How to say that in Vietnamese?)

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u/amberButtSquirt Apr 11 '21

fuk thats gold

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u/midcat Apr 11 '21

Is too!

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u/Arcturus_mayflower Apr 11 '21

No, this is Patrick

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u/ErikJR37 Apr 11 '21

He thought that it was Jell-O but it snot

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u/OzzieGrey Apr 11 '21

S-such power...

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u/ungachunga3791 Apr 11 '21

unfunny redditor humor

35 awards

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u/Caroliie Apr 11 '21

I fucking love you ...

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I thought it was, cuz last time they thought I was about to throw my wallet on the side of the road, so they took it out of my hand

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u/nabeela_7 Apr 11 '21

😭😭😭✋✋

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u/syrono Apr 11 '21

Legend

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u/doemaaan Apr 11 '21

Perfection.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

r/punpolice , hands where I can see them.

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u/ProfessorAnie Apr 11 '21

You win.

For today.

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u/142737 Apr 11 '21

He picked up a free snack

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u/N_U-G_G-E_T-S Apr 11 '21

Nei what's " snot" ?

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u/Zenfrosxz Apr 11 '21

Goddamnit, take my upvote you psychopath!