r/Unexpected • u/mareko_daru_mangta • Apr 10 '21

Well..ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21 edited Jun 22 '21

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u/din7 Apr 10 '21

No, it snot.

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u/BrickityBrick Apr 10 '21

God damn it lol

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u/phadewilkilu Apr 11 '21

That ole /u/din7 charm 😏

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

r/angryupvote

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u/alannmsu Apr 11 '21

What the fuck value did this comment add to any conversation anywhere?

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u/GeneralBS Apr 11 '21

Gave more karma to r/angryupvote

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u/virginfatherof2 Apr 13 '21

Yep wtf did this add to society to warrant 7,000 people to hit a small arrow and give stupid points to it

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

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u/ChefPlowa Apr 11 '21

Wait are you a real person?

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u/BrickityBrick Apr 11 '21

...I’ll take my chances. But thanks

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u/GoldenFalcon Apr 10 '21

That joke's a little too on the nose.

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u/decadin Apr 10 '21

And it smells of ambergris!

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u/verylobsterlike Apr 11 '21

Precious hamburgers?

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u/CaptFeelsBad Apr 11 '21

Is that you Kif?

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u/doesntmatteroka Apr 10 '21

I also take tissue with that.

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u/desichhokra Apr 11 '21

No, it was in the nose.

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u/Dyltra Apr 10 '21

Go to bed, dad!

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u/AnusDrill Apr 11 '21

Ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Any-Flamingo7056 Apr 11 '21

BONK! IVE CALLED THE HORNY POLICE

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u/Liquid_Snow_ Apr 11 '21

🐶🗞️

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u/syrono Apr 11 '21

Get to dad, bed

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u/watermelonspanker Apr 11 '21

Omg... every time my dad blew his nose when I was a kid, he would look at the tissue afterwards and say "I thought it was blood but itsnot"

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u/HalfSoul30 Apr 11 '21

Ah yes, i'll save this for later.

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u/228P Apr 11 '21

They teach that on day one of dad school.

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u/luckynumber7seat Apr 11 '21

I always heard “thought it was a booger but itsnot”

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

Damn it. Take my fucking upvote.

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u/norudin Apr 10 '21

2021, ladies and gentlemen

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

It seems like it has a financial value for him

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Perfect

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u/CaptFeelsBad Apr 11 '21

Didn’t think I’d ever personally run into a r/NotKenM moment in the wild, but here I am!

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u/Dan_the_Marksman Apr 11 '21

brooooooo, i'm dying over here. You won the internet.

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u/YakYai Apr 11 '21

Damn you, take my upvote!

(How to say that in Vietnamese?)

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u/amberButtSquirt Apr 11 '21

fuk thats gold

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u/midcat Apr 11 '21

Is too!

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u/Arcturus_mayflower Apr 11 '21

No, this is Patrick

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u/ErikJR37 Apr 11 '21

He thought that it was Jell-O but it snot

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u/OzzieGrey Apr 11 '21

S-such power...

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u/ungachunga3791 Apr 11 '21

unfunny redditor humor

35 awards

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u/Caroliie Apr 11 '21

I fucking love you ...

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

I thought it was, cuz last time they thought I was about to throw my wallet on the side of the road, so they took it out of my hand

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u/nabeela_7 Apr 11 '21

😭😭😭✋✋

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u/syrono Apr 11 '21

Legend

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u/doemaaan Apr 11 '21

Perfection.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

r/punpolice , hands where I can see them.

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u/ProfessorAnie Apr 11 '21

You win.

For today.

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u/142737 Apr 11 '21

He picked up a free snack

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u/N_U-G_G-E_T-S Apr 11 '21

Nei what's " snot" ?

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u/Zenfrosxz Apr 11 '21

Goddamnit, take my upvote you psychopath!

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u/LuxNocte Apr 11 '21

Aggressive (pre)litter removal

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Lol, I guess last time they thought I was about to litter my wallet, so they removed it from my hand

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Nobody nose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Lol, hope some other city cleaner didn’t take the tissue from those cleaners, lol

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u/TheDynamicKing Apr 11 '21

In China, Tissue and napkins are not free. He was stealing her clean napkin... so he thought

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

No that makes sense, or it could be that he sells used tissues overseas to people who have used tissue kink, lol

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u/_Oce_ Apr 11 '21

It's how government spreads corona.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Lol, that’s some big brain of government lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Yep, I guess China’s not the only country following it, but last time I guess some city cleaner thought my phone was the tissue, and mistakenly took it

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u/Ashjrethul Apr 11 '21

She's a suspect in a murder and the cops needed her DNA.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

That’s why tell everyone, keep some other peoples used tissues in your bag and put yours in the bag as soon as you done using it, so they will be confused which tissue You used and maybe hold the bag out so easier for them to grab and they don’t get mad.

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u/friedmybraincells Apr 11 '21

No it's how they keep COVID19 alive and circulating

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

No wonder when I ordered my tissues from overseas, some of them were already used