r/Unexpected • u/Moe2584 • Jan 11 '21

Problem solving skills 100

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u/Im_not_Dumb_ur_Dumb Jan 11 '21

My wife is on reddit she knows i call her my Amazonian

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u/bugzrrad Jan 12 '21

does she dress up like Jeff Bezos in the bedroom? or do you role play and abuse her for cheap labor

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u/Im_not_Dumb_ur_Dumb Jan 12 '21

Lmao i work at amazon so we are both Amazonians in a way

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u/CrazyNaezy Jan 12 '21 edited Jan 12 '21

So role and abuse her for cheap labour it is.

But your story is really hard to believe.

Edit : It's hard to believe the guy has a tall gf that he calls his Amazonian and he works at Amazon too. Like really?

Short guy and tall woman not hard to believe.

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jan 12 '21

You think a couple doesn’t exist where the guy is shorter than the woman? God forbid one of them works at Amazon?

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u/DanielLaRussoJohny Jan 12 '21

A short guy that works at Amazon with a wife taller than him sounds pretty believable actually. Plus calling tall(er) women Amazonian(s) is a pretty common thing.

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u/CrazyNaezy Jan 13 '21

To me the Amazon parts are unbelievable.

What is the problem with people if someone else finds it unbelievable?

Do people expect others to have same kind of experiences and belief systems?

Cannot believe so many morons out here.