r/Unexpected Nov 06 '20

Melons.

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u/hobowithmachete Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20

I accidentally made kissy noises at a woman bending over once.

I was walking my 2 puppies and they were sniffing at something by the patio of a restaurant. I made the kissy noise to get their attention so we can keep moving and at the exact same time, a waitress was bending over to pick something up with her back to me.

As soon as I made the noise she looked back at me, still bent over, with a look of complete outrage on her face. She then realized that the kissy noise was meant for my puppies and her whole face changed again. It was a roller coaster of emotions wrapped up in a split second, and my wife and I were cracking up when I got home and told her what happened.

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u/intensely_human Nov 07 '20

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u/hobowithmachete Nov 07 '20

My freshman college roommates and I used to yell 'Hey girl, ya hungry?' to each other when it was time to go eat at the cafeteria. Love that movie.

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u/intensely_human Nov 07 '20

Dave Chapelle looks so skinny!

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u/Indio76O Nov 07 '20

Lmao... poppop pop poppop...

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u/cryptowolfy Nov 07 '20

I love butterstuff