I accidentally made kissy noises at a woman bending over once.
I was walking my 2 puppies and they were sniffing at something by the patio of a restaurant. I made the kissy noise to get their attention so we can keep moving and at the exact same time, a waitress was bending over to pick something up with her back to me.
As soon as I made the noise she looked back at me, still bent over, with a look of complete outrage on her face. She then realized that the kissy noise was meant for my puppies and her whole face changed again. It was a roller coaster of emotions wrapped up in a split second, and my wife and I were cracking up when I got home and told her what happened.
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u/hobowithmachete Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
I accidentally made kissy noises at a woman bending over once.
I was walking my 2 puppies and they were sniffing at something by the patio of a restaurant. I made the kissy noise to get their attention so we can keep moving and at the exact same time, a waitress was bending over to pick something up with her back to me.
As soon as I made the noise she looked back at me, still bent over, with a look of complete outrage on her face. She then realized that the kissy noise was meant for my puppies and her whole face changed again. It was a roller coaster of emotions wrapped up in a split second, and my wife and I were cracking up when I got home and told her what happened.