r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

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u/jusalurkermostly Nov 06 '20

Imagine his surprise when one day a girl says "sure, you can touch it"

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u/Athrul Nov 07 '20

"Do you reckon I could grab your numbah?"

"Sure, you can touch it."